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Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 7:24am On Jul 06, 2016
Ebayray:
cry Hilarious but never heard of any.
Sorry.
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 7:21am On Jul 06, 2016
gebest:
op i bet u are from Edo state.
Of course grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AbuMikey(m): 7:09am On Jul 06, 2016
homesteady:
I did not follow up their transfer ban issue, does it start this transfer market or the next one?
He plays for All Ain.

The Guy is badass.

Great Passing Skills.
Great Scoring skills.
Freekick Specialist.


He once went on trials with city, got signed bu5 things got sour because of work permit.

Even Xavi has suggested the board signs him.
EducationRe: Show How Much U Remember About Ur Secondary School: Write Ur School Anthem by AbuMikey(m): 7:08pm On Jul 05, 2016
itzMizELo:
so no nairalander attended Ambrose Alli University Secondary School, Ekpoma
hhmmmmmmm
na wa
I did
EducationRe: What Was Your Worst Subject In Secondary School? by AbuMikey(m): 7:02pm On Jul 05, 2016
Further Mathematics
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 6:59pm On Jul 05, 2016
tizblink:
All members of your family sit down ontop akara oil no come out grin grin grin
With Your Big Belle like Alleluia Band grin grin
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 6:54pm On Jul 05, 2016
Psylas:
When I was very young I used to curse people older than me ''your mother toto'' they will keep hitting me I'll be insulting their mama toto, I didn't know the meaning then but I will be surprised the way they hit me harder just because I said ''your mother toto''




Now I realise I was very rude
them even pity me because I deserved to be tied and beaten very well.




modified!
I didn't read the post before commenting, thought it's about insulting older ones





SEE YOUR FLAT HEAD LIKE AMINA CURV SHOE.
Amina Curve shoe grin
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 6:50pm On Jul 05, 2016
tizblink:
AbuMikey the first time you see train you call your brother to come see iron earthworm grin
You see two groundnut for bed, You shout Mama don born twins grin grin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AbuMikey(m): 5:01pm On Jul 05, 2016
homesteady:
Nani joins Valencia!

I hope Villarreal is not sleeping oh! I've not heard them signing any player yet! i no wan hear say them disgrace la liga for next season UCL!
Na dem sabi.



I just need the board to sign Omar Abdulrahman

Have You watched that guy play?
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 4:57pm On Jul 05, 2016
Ser Seun and Ser Lalasticlala let's move this to frontpage.
RomanceRe: Miss Nairaland Contest 2016 - PRIZE GIVING/Confirmation THREAD by AbuMikey(m): 3:11pm On Jul 05, 2016
Cool
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AbuMikey(m): 9:55am On Jul 05, 2016
coded01:
Unconvincing first tournament appearance for Barcelona's new centre-back; Umtiti fails to impress against Iceland - Marca
Na Jealousy wan kill them. grin
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2016
Lasveg:
Lol.. Very funny. U short like devil walking stick.
gringrincrycrygringrin
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2016
homesteady:
LMAO! Good old days grin

There is one yab about strongest man in your village I'm trying to remember, it was quite painful and funny then!
They are so much mehn.. cheesy
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 8:47am On Jul 05, 2016
dopeJemi:
Na only number I remember oh undecided
You go Primary school so? undecided
Because, I no say You nor be Ajebo. grin
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 12:03am On Jul 05, 2016
Extras




With You Bend Bend Leg like Bendel State gringrin



With Your Big Big teeth like Igbo Tablet gringringrin


You Mess, Amala throw Backie gringringrin


You nor tall, You nor short, but You be like Maltex bottle gringringrin
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:59pm On Jul 04, 2016
This post was brought to you by the Tecno Camon C9.


www.zikoko.com/list/ajepako-childhood-insults/
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:57pm On Jul 04, 2016
17. “Tear tear, patch patch, omo baba shoemaker.”



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Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:56pm On Jul 04, 2016
16. “Water and garri make eba on your wedding day.”



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The most annoying answer to “what?”
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:56pm On Jul 04, 2016
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:55pm On Jul 04, 2016
14. “American dusting powder.”



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Every primary school girl’s favourite insult. :*)
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:54pm On Jul 04, 2016
13. “You bombastic element.”
crycrygringringringrin

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Still don’t know what this means, but it used to pain.
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:53pm On Jul 04, 2016
12. “You shit here, shit here, shit here, dey find the LCM.”






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This one was just extra razz. gringrin
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:52pm On Jul 04, 2016
11. “Your scatter scatter teeth like James Bond bullet.”
Dgringringringrin

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Kai! This one used to pain.
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:51pm On Jul 04, 2016
10. “The richest man for your village dey use shovel drink garri.” grin




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Wetin concern me? undecided
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:47pm On Jul 04, 2016
8. “The strongest man for your village, na hot eba kill am.” Jesu Kristi! shocked grin



https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/crying-black.jpg



This still makes no sense. tongue
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:46pm On Jul 04, 2016
9. “The tallest man for your village dey use ladder climb maggi.”



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Why is he even climbing maggi ??
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:46pm On Jul 04, 2016
5. “You mess, Babangida repeat primary 1.” grin





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Why did we drag Babangida into it?
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:45pm On Jul 04, 2016
This is one of My all time favorite gringringringringrin
7. “The finest girl for your village, na monkey dey toast am.” gringringringringrin





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Honestly, Why did this even pain us? grin
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:41pm On Jul 04, 2016
6. “2 kuli kuli attack your village, nobody escape.” gringrin





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The kuli kuli must have been a badass.
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:35pm On Jul 04, 2016
Jokes EtcRe: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(op): 11:34pm On Jul 04, 2016

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