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Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by schumastic(m): 10:52pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud:lagos state we had lots of kids in the building then, so when we come banc fron school we do Yab our self n laugh, most times my siblings n I do win |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by tonygee1(m): 10:54pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
life in those days swt sha |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 10:57pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
schumastic:it's cool... Childhood experience.... Mine wasn't really fun.. I didn't even have friends |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by LordFreepon(m): 10:58pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
ThugBoy: abeg wch one be skeleton meat pie, abi you jst freestyle am now. . .like say you even know wetin wey be meat pie den. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by schumastic(m): 11:03pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
lrguru:do you remember this one... your papa no get money for food so everyday him go buy garri n fish, soak the garri till the thing swell, then he will now tie the fish rope near the garri now call all the 12children to line up..he will now start singing to the children as they move forward. take one garri smell the fish(child will breath in) get out take one garri smell one fish get out. 2nd one: a white man took us out and we ordered for food n drinks, me I ordered for rice n chicken with fanta, you ordered for rice n chicken with coke. after the white man ate finish, he said wow this is tantalizing, he now asked me how was it, I said wow this is fantastic, he now asked you what do you think, because u r a bush man n u didn't know what to say, you looked at your coke n said, wow this is cokecatisk. 3 Likes |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by dexla(f): 11:05pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I remember "pata alhaja is the best to wash your teeth" |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 11:06pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
schumastic:lol.....I remember all of them |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by prime5052(m): 11:09pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Your big head like devil bible |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by schumastic(m): 11:09pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud: wow, where did you grow up n why no friends? n u can check another one I posted up to a guy |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 11:21pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud:Meaning confirmed ajekpako? |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by teeghurl(f): 11:26pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud:idiot koromiwe |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Ladycloud(f): 11:27pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
teeghurl:meaning |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by teeghurl(f): 11:28pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Ladycloud:like idiot no get water to bath |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by larabae13(f): 11:32pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
Lolz dat was the good old days...nah yoruba yab sweet pass..u go dey hear"olori four-corner bi ti pali st.louis sugar(ur 4-corner head like st-louis sugar carton). Wo bo shey tirin bi egba ilekewu(see how u thin lyk mosque cane). Elese wogo-wogo bi ti canter iyajebu(ur shapeless leg lyk iyajeb canter)..ur black yansh lyk devil bible...nd so on lyk dat...buh now jst lyk 21 pilots-stressed out "wish we could turn back tym to d good old days wen our mama sing us to sleep buh now we're stressed out...wish we could play pretend nd build rocket ships nd fly far away buh now dey sey wake up u need to make money" *sighs* 3 Likes |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by LordHiffy(m): 11:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
I do remember all of it patapata. Omo those were the good old days o. All we cared about was eating, sleeping and getting the latest yabs. Lol 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by lieNEWS: 11:36pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
U mess e no do pa e no do pooo e do tudum tudum this is super story 2 Likes |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Sarkay31: 11:50pm On Jul 05, 2016 |
U drink petrol, u shit 2 mechanic and 1spanner |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by chuks000(m): 12:21am On Jul 06, 2016 |
U fall from ceiling cum dey look for ur receipt....nw datx epic |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by engrOBku4(m): 12:23am On Jul 06, 2016 |
dopeJemi:who be this one 3 Likes |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by mcyemite(m): 12:25am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Who remembers this....Who mess,tolo tolo mess,teacher say na tolu,tolu say na teacher na u jagajaga na u mess. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by MhizBim(f): 1:01am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Lol,cant stop laughing..Good old days. |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by craigj: 3:01am On Jul 06, 2016 |
1. See your big head like Igbobi sign board. 2. You mess all the fish for river niger say are we safe.. 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 4:45am On Jul 06, 2016 |
schumastic:Bro na nationwide na. warri nai b d capital |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by lordbruz(m): 5:49am On Jul 06, 2016 |
u drink 7up, u call 7police mk dem arrest the bottle with your big belle lyk alleluyah band with ur big head lyk igbobi signboard u mess, e no do pru, e no do praa, e do tiangonzi 2 Likes |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Nobody: 5:59am On Jul 06, 2016 |
AbuMikey: lmaoo. This one is prolly the most epic yab of all time. I didn't speak to my guy for three days cos of this |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by macaranta(m): 6:03am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by Chinoble(f): 6:54am On Jul 06, 2016 |
You mess come use touch dey find am lol you take because of one piece go wash ashawo pant I said you should get me screwdriver and you brought two school children with one driver you mess all the fishes in the river pay attention lol wordings sha 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by RomeoMarvis(m): 7:07am On Jul 06, 2016 |
That moment when your ear is bigger than everybody presentç you'll hear "with your frying pan ear" 1 Like |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by John902(m): 7:19am On Jul 06, 2016 |
homesteady:The strongest man for your village na mosquito kill am 3 Likes |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 7:21am On Jul 06, 2016 |
gebest:Of course |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by John902(m): 7:21am On Jul 06, 2016 |
the fastest man in your village na inside fry pan hin dey run 1000 kilometer race |
Re: 17 Childhood Insults You’ll Only Remember If You Were An Ajepako. by AbuMikey(m): 7:24am On Jul 06, 2016 |
Ebayray: Sorry. 1 Like |
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