Ladycloud:
lmaooo ... Which state did you grow up??

lagos state we had lots of kids in the building then, so when we come banc fron school we do Yab our self n laugh, most times my siblings n I do win

life in those days swt sha

schumastic:

lagos state we had lots of kids in the building then, so when we come banc fron school we do Yab our self n laugh, most times my siblings n I do win

it's cool... Childhood experience.... Mine wasn't really fun.. I didn't even have friends

ThugBoy:
with Your flat head like skeleton meat pie.....

abeg wch one be skeleton meat pie, abi you jst freestyle am now. . .like say you even know wetin wey be meat pie den.

lrguru:
bring that pant
u may lose your life was classic. I remember that one o. the song was from Evi Edna Ogoli.. the song then was "this is my, message to the youth"


hehehehehe. not laughed like this in a while

do you remember this one...
your papa no get money for food so everyday him go buy garri n fish, soak the garri till the thing swell, then he will now tie the fish rope near the garri now call all the 12children to line up..he will now start singing to the children as they move forward.
take one garri
smell the fish(child will breath in) get out
take one garri
smell one fish get out.

2nd one:
a white man took us out and we ordered for food n drinks,
me I ordered for rice n chicken with fanta, you ordered for rice n chicken with coke.
after the white man ate finish, he said wow this is tantalizing, he now asked me how was it, I said wow this is fantastic, he now asked you what do you think, because u r a bush man n u didn't know what to say, you looked at your coke n said, wow this is cokecatisk.

I remember "pata alhaja is the best to wash your teeth"

schumastic:

do you remember this one...
your papa no get money for food so everyday him go buy garri n fish, soak the garri till the thing swell, then he will now tie the fish rope near the garri now call all the 12children to line up..he will now start singing to the children as they move forward.
take one garri
smell the fish(child will breath in) get out
take one garri
smell one fish get out.

2nd one:
a white man took us out and we ordered for food n drinks,
me I ordered for rice n chicken with fanta, you ordered for rice n chicken with coke.
after the white man ate finish, he said wow this is tantalizing, he now asked me how was it, I said wow this is fantastic, he now asked you what do you think, because u r a bush man n u didn't know what to say, you looked at your coke n said, wow this is cokecatisk.

lol.....I remember all of them

Your big head like devil bible

Ladycloud:
it's cool... Childhood experience.... Mine wasn't really fun.. I didn't even have friends

wow, where did you grow up n why no friends? n u can check another one I posted up to a guy

Ladycloud:
I can't relate to any oo

Meaning confirmed ajekpako?

Ladycloud:
lol

idiot koromiwe

teeghurl:
idiot koromiwe

meaning

Ladycloud:
meaning

like idiot no get water to bath

Lolz dat was the good old days...nah yoruba yab sweet pass..u go dey hear"olori four-corner bi ti pali st.louis sugar(ur 4-corner head like st-louis sugar carton). Wo bo shey tirin bi egba ilekewu(see how u thin lyk mosque cane). Elese wogo-wogo bi ti canter iyajebu(ur shapeless leg lyk iyajeb canter)..ur black yansh lyk devil bible...nd so on lyk dat...buh now jst lyk 21 pilots-stressed out "wish we could turn back tym to d good old days wen our mama sing us to sleep buh now we're stressed out...wish we could play pretend nd build rocket ships nd fly far away buh now dey sey wake up u need to make money" *sighs*

I do remember all of it patapata. Omo those were the good old days o. All we cared about was eating, sleeping and getting the latest yabs. Lol

U mess e no do pa e no do pooo e do tudum tudum this is super story

U drink petrol, u shit 2 mechanic and 1spanner

U fall from ceiling cum dey look for ur receipt....nw datx epic

dopeJemi:


Duh! I went to the best pry school in my state those things you put up there are so Ewww

who be this one

Who remembers this....Who mess,tolo tolo mess,teacher say na tolu,tolu say na teacher na u jagajaga na u mess.

Lol,cant stop laughing..Good old days.

1. See your big head like Igbobi sign board.

2. You mess all the fish for river niger say are we safe..

schumastic:

then you probably didn't grow up in lag

Bro na nationwide na. warri nai b d capital

u drink 7up, u call 7police mk dem arrest the bottle

with your big belle lyk alleluyah band

with ur big head lyk igbobi signboard

u mess, e no do pru, e no do praa, e do tiangonzi

AbuMikey:
15. “Born by mistake.”







Ouch!

lmaoo. This one is prolly the most epic yab of all time. I didn't speak to my guy for three days cos of this

You mess come use touch dey find am
lol
you take because of one piece go wash ashawo pant
I said you should get me screwdriver and you brought two school children with one driver
you mess all the fishes in the river pay attention



lol wordings sha

That moment when your ear is bigger than everybody presentç you'll hear "with your frying pan ear"

homesteady:
LMAO! Good old days

There is one yab about strongest man in your village I'm trying to remember, it was quite painful and funny then!

The strongest man for your village na mosquito kill am

gebest:
op i bet u are from Edo state.

Of course

the fastest man in your village na inside fry pan hin dey run 1000 kilometer race

Ebayray:
Hilarious but never heard of any.

Sorry.