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FashionRe: Miss Nigeria USA 2015 Contestants by AbuMikey(m): 11:15pm On Jan 07, 2015
Miss Bayelsa lipsrsealed
Miss Abuja cheesy
Miss Osun shocked gringringrin
Miss Rivers undecided

Miss Lagos cool
Miss Benue wink
Miss Edo smiley

Miss Cross-River kiss
Miss Akwa Ibom kisskiss
HealthRe: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by AbuMikey(m): 8:40pm On Jan 07, 2015
ayonpoint:
In addition to wat u va been told u can sms me or whatsapp me for more info on 08036827246
Why can't You drop whatever You have to tell Him here.


Is whatsapping You really necessary? undecided
HealthRe: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by AbuMikey(m): 8:37pm On Jan 07, 2015
homesteady:
My advice - it's working for me! I was also thin before, but I've put on a lot of weight for the last 6 months or so!
1) Increase your food portion
2) Buy Nutella(I prefer it to butter and bama) and eat it with bread almost everyday!
3) Buy sardine and mix it with the Nutella, apply it on your bread! (Not the whole sardine oh, just take a small portion to mix with the nutella and preserve the remaining)
4) Eat a lot of protein food - Moin Moin, akara, beans!
** Eat - bread (with the sardine +Nutella) and akara!
5) drink a lot of soft drinks - mineral, hollandia(you can get the N50 own!
6) Eat late at night also - but it will give you big stomach!
7) sleep well!
cool spoil yourself with good things!
I hope this works, 'cos I want to add some little weight o
HealthRe: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by AbuMikey(m): 8:33pm On Jan 07, 2015
mako007:
bro be how you are o, dats aw I was complaining now everyone says I av ukwu cry
LMAO gringringrin
HealthRe: I Need To Put On Weight, Please Help! by AbuMikey(m): 8:26pm On Jan 07, 2015
Trendy247:
Everybody is saying eat this, eat that... what if the OP is som1 who can't afford 3 square meal a day..

Last bullet

@OP, go n mek moni first cos when u do nobody will tel ur body to gain weight
You really think this made sense? huh
CelebritiesRe: South African Slams Nigerian Blogs For Improper Description Of D’banj’s New Girl by AbuMikey(m): 8:05pm On Jan 07, 2015
Okay, She's a Queen.

South Africans, You happy now?
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AbuMikey(m): 8:02pm On Jan 07, 2015
Badosqi:
Enrique tells barca: Messi or me
http://www.goal.com/en/news/1717/editorial/2015/01/07/7733112/messi-or-me-luis-enriques-ultimatum-to-the-barcelona-board?ICID=HP_BN_1
Is this Man high on some Cheap Drug or something? undecided


Luis Enrique is funny sha, telling the boards 'Me or Messi'.

Mtcheww.
The same man that turned AS Roma to a mediocre club is now forming Chairman in Catalonia.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AbuMikey(m): 7:54pm On Jan 07, 2015
But can't the Elections be held tomorrow? undecided
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Takes Queen Ure To The Cleaners! by AbuMikey(m): 7:44pm On Jan 07, 2015
zeb04:
Cynthia's reply was so ghetto and childish.
Nah!!!!

Going all Gangster would easily pass the message to Mrs. Ure who thinks she can stop Me from using the word 'Popori' gringringrin
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by AbuMikey(m): 7:27pm On Jan 07, 2015
jayseehe:
On aliexpress or PayPal?
aliexpress
CelebritiesRe: Cynthia Morgan Takes Queen Ure To The Cleaners! by AbuMikey(m): 5:17pm On Jan 07, 2015
'

But Popori is a South South slang nau......

I sometimes use it even.

Its also synonymous with Effizy

It means 'Show Off' to some extent.

So, Mrs. Ure should go and sitdown
Music/RadioRe: Phenom Vs Yung6ix, Which Of Them Kills The Beat Most? by AbuMikey(m): 4:57pm On Jan 07, 2015
Dem Boys are both _Dope.

Phenom still does it for Me, 6ix has gone Xx_x! All He talks about now is P***y and Ku*h!
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by AbuMikey(m): 4:41pm On Jan 07, 2015
jayseehe:
shocked impossible
Impossi what?

gringringrin

But, seriously it worked for Me, at that exchange rate, I was perplexed at the rate when I got My alert.
BusinessRe: Do It Yourself Importation Guide Free - Season 2 by AbuMikey(m): 4:01pm On Jan 07, 2015
samuelkingz:
Pls does anyone know if fidelity bank atm works on aliexpress and alibaba...and is wat is dier exchange rate like ?cheap like access or high??waiting for u all candid advise
I use Fidelity Visa Card, and its cheap a bit. Used it last week and #180
BusinessRe: Emmanuel Awaritete Is An Online Fraudster | Please, Beware by AbuMikey(m): 3:08pm On Jan 07, 2015
BizBloke:
[color=#000033]Imagine! 4 solid years. shocked[/color]
I was even more suprised Sire.
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AbuMikey(m): 2:56pm On Jan 07, 2015
philfearon:
I don't blame Lucho for the loss against Celta Vigo..In fact,anybody who watched the match will not blame both The Coach and players..That match is just "one of those matches" that you have done your best and played out your head,but nothing came of it..Remember 2010 against Inter @CampNou in the UCL Semifinals?
That said,Luis Enrique should be allowed to finish the season anyway,who knows,he might have learnt his lessons in the hardest possible way...But one thing is Clear though,the nigga lacks direction,is clueless,is stubborn, and full of himself!
Let's just hope he has learnt his lessons in the most stubborn way possible..Nothing is Lost though!
He knows his career,his personality, etc,is on the line now,and he knows there is but only one possible option left for him:Salvage and remedy the situation.
I really didn't blame Him, I only suspected him of being a mole lipsrsealed

And He's badluck!
Tata Martino was wayyyyyy better!
SportsRe: A List Of Stupid Things Done By Mario Balotelli by AbuMikey(m): 2:28pm On Jan 07, 2015
Keeping it Real. angrycheesy
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AbuMikey(m): 1:09pm On Jan 07, 2015
I've never trusted Enrique.

Go back some pages, and You would see where I clearly stated Lucho is a clueless, after the Loss against Madrid and Celta, I just knew he wasn't competent enough, considering the way we lost.


Let them sack him jor, I even prefer a Claude Le Roy over Lucho undecided
BusinessRe: Emmanuel Awaritete Is An Online Fraudster | Please, Beware by AbuMikey(m): 12:58pm On Jan 07, 2015
yemi2plus:
Tell us more.
I've never been scammed by Him though, but when I dug up info about Him, I realised He has been scamming People on Nairaland since 2011. Both on importation thread, Pre-order threads and even Nairaland Punting thread.

I also found out he has over 15+ aliases on Nairaland, aside the 3 I've posted already, the the Îdiot once made a mistake of posting his original Facebook ID on Nairaland. And all his Bank names are his real Names.

So, You see, He's only Smart but a dull fella.
BusinessRe: Emmanuel Awaritete Is An Online Fraudster | Please, Beware by AbuMikey(m): 12:40pm On Jan 07, 2015
For those saying Emmanuel Awaritefe is his clone, let Me tell You, its not.

Atleast, You can see His details and Elder Brother's details I posted before.

The Guy is only Smart, but Dull!

Truth is, Nemesis will catch up with Him soon, very soon.
Jokes EtcRe: Nigerian Pidgin Proverbs That Will Surely Make You Laugh: Add Yours Too by AbuMikey(m): 10:42pm On Jan 06, 2015
simplemach:
Big toto no go fvck emself. Meaning say no matter how toto big reach, na man go still treat am.
gringringrin
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga)Re: Fc Barcelona Fan Thread: "més Que Un Club" by AbuMikey(m): 10:15pm On Jan 06, 2015
dmcdad:
Cope reported that Lucho has been given 2 games ultimatum to fix things on and off the pitch.

Mmmm...
What's the Meaning of this na!?

Mtcheww!
This Yeye Board just spoilt My Mood!
RomanceRe: Need Your Views by AbuMikey(m): 8:20pm On Jan 06, 2015
Next time she would just tell You the truth, She's probably done with You already.
PoliticsRe: Stop Using, Dumping PDP Members, Mu’azu Tells PDP Caucus by AbuMikey(m): 7:03pm On Jan 06, 2015
beopened:
The Self Implosion Jonathanians predicted to occur in APC will soon happen inside the inner sanctum of PDP

Please tell me can everybody be wrong about GEJ being a Bad market and a Clue.less leader?


When we told him not to play Ethnodivisive politics,his Band of Halleluyah boys said it is because he is from a Minority tribe

Rev Fr Mbaka just delivered an Holy Ghost inspired Atomic Bomb few days ago.....his boys groaned and vented like the newly refurbished GEJ Transformation Locomotive trains that takes 30hrs to travel from Lagos to Kano by trying to shout down the Man of God

A member of the PDP Board of Trustee Sen Muhammadu Magoro just decamped even just yesterday

Now it is the turn of the Chairman to look at GEJ in the face with all the tiiro and lipstick to tell him to act as a leader and not allow himself to be tossed to and fro by every wind or cabal
Hilarious gringringrin

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