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Car Talk / Re: What Is It About BMW by Abyolah: 4:25am On Dec 31, 2015
Please how much is Tokunbo 1999 BMW 325i series? I need one urgently. Any dealer with a good price please?
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: Portait Paintings Done By A Microbiologist! by Abyolah: 11:23pm On Sep 16, 2015
Sorry network ish..here it is
adedayourt:
werz it
Art, Graphics & Video / Portait Paintings Done By A Microbiologist! by Abyolah: 10:10pm On Sep 16, 2015
this used to be just a personal practise painting (i play with when less busy)... but "something" came up and i had to rush it to meet up with d deadline...would have really loved to touch it more but sometimes you just have to let go..
Size: 18"*24"
Medium: Acrylic on canvas
Year: 2015

NB: no scaling involved!
*Edited*

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Neco Coordination- August 14; 2015 by Abyolah: 7:37am On Aug 10, 2015
please who knows the marking centre in ile ife
Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Portrait Painting Portfolio Artist Ayeola Ayodeji by Abyolah: 11:51pm On Jul 30, 2015
somcherry:
Wow!!! Amazing. I wonder why this isn't yet on front page.
i wonder 2 o...politics evrywhre

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: ITS FOLA ABRAHAM. 16 Years Of Age. by Abyolah: 1:58pm On Jul 20, 2015
nice 1 bt u can still do better....all u nid do nw is to look for a mentor (a very good and or established artist) to put you through...you can also go online (youtube) and learn more drawing skills..google is ur frnd

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Romance / Re: Send This To Your Crush And She May Finally Say Yes by Abyolah: 4:44pm On Jul 18, 2015
can only read ds to my wife
Celebrities / Re: Di’ja Vs Seyi Shay, Who Got The Biggest? (must See Photos) by Abyolah: 5:31pm On Jul 12, 2015
we call dese kinda b**bs "fullstop" bt mind you one man s food is another's poison...plus what dis bros dwn ere z
Babysho:
Nigerians and boobs and buttz,its better to follow one that isnt endowed than one that has plastic endowment...besides cant we just appreciate them for their beauty...Dija for example...her beauty and voice and character shoves away her 'littlings' nao.....
Romance / Re: Confession Of A Lady by Abyolah: 10:43pm On Jul 11, 2015
Blackett:
S to the T to the A to the L to the E.

stale or no stale this still got me cracking...laugh while you still av teeth bro
Romance / Confession Of A Lady by Abyolah: 9:46pm On Jul 11, 2015
embarassedI ate 3 plates of beans (which I know I shouldn't).
When I got to my fiancee's place for dinner, he seemed excited to see me and exclaimed delightedly. Darling I have a surprise for
you tonight. He then blindfolded me and led me
to my chair at the dinning table. I took a seat and just as he was about to remove
my blindfold, the telephone rang. He made
me promise not to touch the blindfold until he returned and went to answer the call.
The beans I had consumed was still affecting me and the pressure was becoming unbearable, so while my fiancee was out of the room I seized the
opportunity, shifted my weight to one leg and let
one go. It was not only loud, but it smelled like a
fertilizer truck running over a skunk in front of a garbage dump! I took my napkin from my lap and
fanned the air around me vigorously. Then, shifting to the other leg, I ripped off three more. The stink was worse than cooked cabbage.
Keeping my ears carefully tuned to the conversation in the other room, I went on
releasing atomic bombs like this for another few minutes.
The pressure was indescribable!
Eventually the telephone farewells signalled the end of my freedom, so I quickly fanned the air a few more times with my napkin, placed it on my lap and folded my hands back on it feeling very relieved and pleased with myself. My face must have been the picture of innocence when
my fiancee returned, apologising for taking so
long. He asked me if I had peeped through the
blindfold, and I assuredhim I had not. At this point he removed the blindfold.
To my utmost surprise, twelve dinner guests
including his Mum and Dad were seated around the table, with hand holding their noses....."
If you were in her shoes,
what will you do?

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Waec Coordination For May/june S.s.c.e. Begins On 19 June, 2015 by Abyolah: 1:46am On Jun 18, 2015
OrlandoOwoh:

It's only degree holders that mark. Go as early as Thursday or Friday to apply as a checker. The pay for a day should be between 700 to 1000 naira.
what time can i gate crash on Friday in Ife...interested in marking biology
Fashion / Re: Tbread For Afro(hair) Keepers: Show Us Your Lovely Selfies by Abyolah: 2:54pm On May 30, 2015
missclasssy:


Then barb something else.

There is this one where there is a hair on this top and the sides are low-cut.
That one looks good on most guys. Why don't you try it.
i av experimented a lot...even tried dis north korea President s style...tink peeps dis best...bsides d sides are low
Fashion / Re: Tbread For Afro(hair) Keepers: Show Us Your Lovely Selfies by Abyolah: 2:50pm On May 30, 2015
Fulaboy:
@op what happen to your mouth and nose undecided





I always tell people stay away from
beehives angry
lols...tanx anyways
Fashion / Re: Tbread For Afro(hair) Keepers: Show Us Your Lovely Selfies by Abyolah: 2:47pm On May 30, 2015
Fulaboy:
@op what happen to your mouth and nose undecided
lols...tanx anyways





I always tell people stay away from beehives angry
Fashion / Re: Tbread For Afro(hair) Keepers: Show Us Your Lovely Selfies by Abyolah: 2:44pm On May 30, 2015
elantraceey:
Picture threads on Nl are always empty but let's see how this one goes .


Op nice pics but biko remove the first two, just leave the third one.

#just a harmless advice
awww...tanx dear
Fashion / Re: Tbread For Afro(hair) Keepers: Show Us Your Lovely Selfies by Abyolah: 2:42pm On May 30, 2015
missclasssy:
Op, go barb you hair. You will look better.
i look horrible wen am on low cut...
Fashion / Tbread For Afro(hair) Keepers: Show Us Your Lovely Selfies by Abyolah: 2:16pm On May 30, 2015
its simple. Post a pic(s) of your lovely hair and lets see....cant really remember when i started mine ***think almost a year now but i do trim it down seldomly....u can also drop tips of how n wen u started urs...enjoy
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland 2015 Winner Is TohPahz by Abyolah: 11:23am On May 22, 2015
i vote Tohpahz Cc: NLJega

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Art, Graphics & Video / Re: My Name Is Ibim Cookey,am 16 Years Old,plz Rate My Pencil Works by Abyolah: 11:44pm On May 20, 2015
if u could draw like dis at this age, i wonder the level u ll be in d next 5-10years...wish u all d very best as u pursue ur dream bro!...as for the rating + ur age; i ll give you 8/10!...impressive!
besides dis guy deserves to be celbrat'd...supermods do the needful
Cc: lalasticlala cc: lala247 cc: tohphaz cc: spaxon

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Final Elimination Round (SEMI-FINAL) by Abyolah: 6:02pm On May 20, 2015
I vote tohpahz cc: NLJega

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by Abyolah: 7:25pm On May 19, 2015
olaxco2f:
cc mizmycoli void vote

what re u insinuating if i may ask?...
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - Elimination Round 2 by Abyolah: 4:51pm On May 19, 2015
I vote tohpahz cc. NLJEGA
Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Abyolah: 5:10pm On May 18, 2015
I vote Tohpahz subbied twaci sandrahnaub maureensylvia adeh39 Cc. NLJega

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Romance / Re: Miss Nairaland Contest 2015 - ELIMINATION ROUND 1 by Abyolah: 5:09pm On May 18, 2015
I vote Tohpahz subbied twaci sandrahnaub maureensylvia adeh39 Cc. NLJega

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Fashion / Re: See How Bleaching Cream Destroyed This Girl’s Body [graphic Photo] by Abyolah: 8:34am On May 17, 2015
Muoweta:
It's so real fndz,,,,,,,,,. Sisters who indulge in this while pregnant shld pls place a hold on it. Asking u to stop might not be feasible. Route of delivery might jst shift to CS instead of d normal vag delivery. Wish I cld explain d ordeal medics go tru to suture such skin. It's like stitching an old wrapper. NA BEG I DE BEG

Education / Re: Afam Nduaguba Made It At Havard University, Graduates As Stellar Student by Abyolah: 8:34pm On May 14, 2015
congrats to the guy,hardwork pays and i know those harvard guys would invite me 1 day to tell 'em how i do my thing (paint)...really optimistic
NYSC / Re: How Nysc Corp Member Almost Lost His Life To Torture In Camp by Abyolah: 7:48pm On May 14, 2015
AncientJerk:
ok first of all, i don't see how he almost lost his life here??

the actions taken by the security personnel were totally unacceptable, however this boy certainly did not act wit wisdom. the name of the game is survival. knowing that the security guys were refusing to buy his story why didn't he just return to the lecture hall to explain to the lecturer? and if the lecturer too refused to listen would it not have been better to wait a little in the lecture hall and to wait for three hours in the "guard room"?

you've got to think survival in a country like Nigeria

also i would think there should probably be something like a medical pass or so that would grant temporary exemptions to unwell individuals?

what is this one saying.
Back to the topic,thank God for d dude life. Similar thing almost happen'd to me bk then in camp. This soldier ask'd me to roll inside mud cos i was walking instead of "doubling up". I was like: Oga em just gimme drips fnsh for una clinic ni o. I con show am where em plaster for my hand n drugs. The aboki hand jez fall as en no c me disgrace...those guys cn be annoying sumtyms
Family / Re: 1 Womb 2 Dads: DNA Tests Prove Twin Sisters Have Different Fathers by Abyolah: 12:19am On May 10, 2015
ginawest:
I knew somebody was gonna say end time tinz grin
i like ur profile pix.'hope u in fr d miss nairaland cmpetitn!..u luk ravishing..
Bk to d topic nothin like end time things,dis shii's bin happenin frm tym immemorial bt tnks to science n tech we just getting to c d truth n knw more. . .
NB: women dont reali know want dey want dts why cant be trust'd
Family / Re: 1 Womb 2 Dads: DNA Tests Prove Twin Sisters Have Different Fathers by Abyolah: 11:40pm On May 09, 2015
I stopp'd trusting women long time ago...thank God it was detected early enough. I wonder the kinda trauma they would go through if they were adults
Family / 1 Womb 2 Dads: DNA Tests Prove Twin Sisters Have Different Fathers by Abyolah: 11:21pm On May 09, 2015
Twin girls in Passaic County
share one mother but have
different fathers, a state judge
has found in a case that defies
the laws of probability.
Ruling Monday in a dispute over
child-support payments, state
Superior Court Judge Sohail
Mohammed said DNA testing
had revealed the mother –
identified as T.M. in court papers
– gave birth to “heteropaternal
dizygotic twins” in 2013, or
non-identical twins by two
different men. As such, the one
identified father will pay support
only for his child.
The uncanny birth did not
involve any special medical
techniques — just a case of
heightened fertility and
intercourse with two men in the
same week, the judge said.
Doctors and researchers have
been aware of the phenomenon
since the 1970s. But it is so rare
that one of the leading DNA
testing experts in the country,
Karl-Hans Wurzinger of the lab-
testing giant LabCorp, told the
court he only sees six cases per
year.
In 1997, the incidence rate of
twins from different fathers was
one out of every 13,000
paternity cases, or 0.008
percent, Mohammed said. That
makes it the same odds as
sinking a hole-in-one while
golfing.
There is no database keeping
track of such births, but the
phenomenon appears to be on
the rise now with the advent of
modern reproduction
techniques, Mohammed wrote.
“Today, it is believed that the
incidence of bipaternal twins is
increasing at a higher rate
compared to 50 years ago
mainly due to assistive
reproductive technologies,
ovulation induction, promiscuity
and other factors,” Mohammed
wrote.
The case began in October,
when the Passaic County Board
of Social Services filed an
application to establish paternity
and child support for T.M.’s twin
daughters, who are now 2 years
old. At the time, the mother
named a former romantic
partner, identified only as A.S., as
the father of both girls.
A subsequent DNA test found
that he had fathered only one of
the girls.
“The mother testified that within
about a week, she had sexual
intercourse with two men – A.S.
and another man,” Mohammed
wrote, adding that the other
man had not undergone a DNA
test.
Although it is rare, some women
experience heightened periods
of fertility in which they ovulate
twice in a space of 48 to 72
hours, experts said. When that
happens, it is “entirely possible
that each of the eggs could [be]
fertilized by sperm from a
different man” during separate
acts of intercourse, according to
Wurzinger, an expert in the field
with 25 years of experience in
DNA testing.
New Jersey courts had never
seen a case like it before,
Mohammed said, and in the
United States, only two other
cases, in Colorado and New York,
have dealt with bipaternal twins.
Mohammed, appointed to the
bench by Governor Christie,
ruled that A.S. must pay $28 a
week in support for his child,
and the judge declined a request
from the Passaic County Board
of Social Services to terminate
the case, saying paternity had
not been established as to the
other child.
Because bipaternal twins are so
rare, the judge said he reviewed
the lab’s DNA testing process
exhaustively, including the
methods, conditions, technology,
training levels of employees and
other issues. Mohammed said he
was satisfied that New Jersey
had “stringent protocols” in
place for DNA tests.
“Given the rarity of this medically
acceptable phenomena coupled
with the general public's lack of
awareness, it is not
unreasonable to expect that
when one is confronted with
the DNA test results that show
each twin in a given case has a
different father, an
overwhelming majority will likely
express sheer disbelief,” he
wrote.
A.S. represented himself in the
case. The Passaic Board of Social
Services, which represented the
mother, could not be reached
for comment.
Source: www.northjersey.com/mobile/news/passaic-county-twins-have-different-fathers-judge-finds-in-paternity-case-1.1328431

Music/Radio / J.cole Or Wiz Khalifa (who Do You Think Is Better?) by Abyolah: 8:44am On May 03, 2015
For the lovers of hip hop i believe these 2 artiste dont need any introduction. They ve both been in the game for quite a while now (bck from d days of black and yellow by Wiz n Crooked smile by J') and 'doing their thing till date.
Who do u think is better guys?
#np n rocking Wiz See U again ft charlie puth en J.cole Apparently
Romance / Re: Ladies When It Comes To Joystick, Does The Size Really Matter To You?(18+) by Abyolah: 3:16pm On May 02, 2015
trustme, its not really about d size bt ts bout how u use it (so far ts a lil bit above 6")

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