₦airaland Forum

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This one is a modernise version of the real authentic one.

Omen100: the state governor of an idiooot was asking for prayers from his subjects the other day claiming that some people are killing Christians governor up north, i wish he was the one that slump & died.

vc online: RIP

Sam xiu lee: Gawd dammit!they should fix the roads,haba this is getting too much.....rip to the dead,
I pray no more life will be lost in this accident.

dulphines: True talk, even with 18 million naira per annum. Thanks man, thinking of a business now to be able to catch up and overtake this man.

jayedu108: gud u said it urself so other stupid guys will not tink most girls are materialistic but a way to prove to them that not all girls are money conscious.

Johnnoah1st: pls how we dis force lionel messi to quit barca dis season? Or how we dis stop tonto dike from making 4ront page on nairaland all d time she had issue? Or how we dis rescue ghana from zambia thrashing all d time dey meet? Or can dis stop barca from free riding man u anytime they meet even in front of dere home fans in wembley? Or we dis make nairaland one of d news websites on BINU? Or can dis stop real madrid from beating man u both home and away? Betterstill can dis stop chelsea and chelsea fans from bowing in d name of falcao? Abeg don't post tin wey no fit solve dis problems here again jare.

myvic70: Haaallllleeeeellllluuuuuuyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
In RCCG (Church of the narzarene)
Pls share the new year eve in the presence of the Lord.
Tks$

myvic70: Haaallllleeeeellllluuuuuuyyyyyyyyaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh.
In RCCG (Church of the narzarene)
Pls share the new year eve in the presence of the Lord.
Tks$

talk true: My advice is for him to change all his Ministers and Special Advisers because they are not advising him well. Imagine him saying that:

1) Corruption is not our problem; and
2) Accidents happen more on good roads.

These 2 sentences irritates me

michealade: call me Hi ta ya...

Truckpusher: This one goes to all GEJ haters....I wish you guys a very sad new year, epileptic power supply, emergence of fresh potholes on the road that leads to your finance's house, boko haram neighbors and finally to add to your frustration -all the curses and verbal or written abuses directed at him to be returned to your parents ten fold...Amen

anitank: He could wake up on New Year day to tell us Nigeria has been sold to China

ezeagu: The one that works the best is English-Igbo. Maybe the words you searched are not there.

dangiwa09: "Let he who is without sin cast the first stone". "Judge not so that you will not be judged". Enough said!

eliezarchinomso: Channels breaking news!!! Fear,anxiety,confusion everywhere as hundreds of millions of people are reported to have vanished all over d world, it is believed that the rapture has occurred, more report coming soon!!, i won't be around 2 see dis news as i would have gone wit d Lord! Remain rapturerable friends.

blezdem: My brother. What u saw in church today is nothing but advertising of products. U cannot give what u dnt hav. So those u saw are merely giving u sign of what they want in response.

jadajada: They're doin it 4 u. Just 2 get ur attention.