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[quote author=Maria-Goretti]nyana i wuu bobo nkiti, eh? Just shiny teeth?[/quote]just shiny white TEETH

spikes C: wait o, are you not even happy that someone is finally paying a dowry on your head
Do you know how many nairaland babes that is fasting and praying for that. Ask ijbebe and idowuogbo

Bia nwa guy(spike C) don't you know that she's engaged and could be married in no time.
abeg free her jor!
onye ori umunwanyi

pafestula: I WILL NEVER JOIN!!! Rich, wealthy, poor, puapa etc, We re all going to die one day! Dargin, 2pac, B.I.G, Aliyah, Yar Adua, Attah Mills etc, with d wealth, fames etc...where re they now with the fame, wealth etc? Joining Illuminati does not make U immortalized to enjoy the wealth forever, infact with all dis am seeing around me, I need to be extra ordinarily more closer to my God now, indeed end time is fast approaching, now am seeing things myself, I need to stop my flirting around, BBM sex chats, 2go sex chats, yahoo messenger sex chats, fb sex chats etc, Pls Lord forgive me all my sins!!!

You missed the big one MEACHEL JACKSON

Thank God am RICH...a billionaire!,the amouth here is too megra to join that fetish and undefined cult.
I need somthing bigger dan illuminati

Idowuogbo: how do u look? going by ur stupiddd judgements,one can easily say u were obviously carried in d anuz.You have a brain, use IT!

I apologize
You shouldn't be too harsh because of joke;beside you started it when you begin nyash Igbo language.

Nwada Yoruba sorry...i hate bashing.

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]odikwaegwu, ha chokwa i bu boko haram, nsogbu adighi[/quote]maria nwanyi oma,ifugonu na ndi anaya abiago.Ify,onye nke mbu,ndi ozo ka na abiakwa!,ha na aru oru kari boko haram

nne m idi ok

Ifynwa onye ntisa biko maintaingodu level O!
So,torchman anyigo gi ibido ichowa onye ga enyere gi aka
Anyway,torchman bu otu onye ga eme gi everything.

biko ifysco,hapu m,ebe inyiri ufodu umunwoke noo ebe a.

ify ify!!!

Idowuogbo: Who cares wot u think? If were Yesu-marachuckwu nau, ur humpa lumpa self wont have a problem wiv it rite? Ode!

infact with ur name,we can imagine hw u look
Abeg make we make peace jor!

Idowuogbo hw levels nah?

torkaka: if ebonyi state is the definition of productivity then i think i'll pass!

fck off

Series22: lol.. Ur grammer 2 much o. Are in anyway related to Hon patrick dat former edo state lawmaker.. POCO A POCO, ACCRAMADIASATION and DEFRENCHISEMENT a posible political MEHEMCIOUS BRUHAHA.. Dont ask me d meaning o, I dont knw wat am typing o

;DLOL
Next time try check da meanin

37million liabilities against 15million productive humans.This is why nigeria should divide because we can never be one.

[quote author=Air_Lord]Robana Walakali Hamdu.[/quote]una won start bombing here abi?

If this nigga is an Igbo guy he would've use his brain and get connected.
Let him stay there and die poor.

adezjamz: Your so called future generation may apprecite him on earth bt how sure heaven? moreso, our law says u can practice any religion of ur choice nt forcing or depriving others of their legitimate right. Once more, hw sure heaven?

boko haram is now preaching about heaven or do mean HELL?

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]enweghikwa onye ujo ya n'atum o, mana dalu kwa.[/quote]Okay o! Idikwa sure? makana umunwoke juru ebe a bucha ndi army.

ka anyi na ijenu!

Idowuogbo: No mind d excrembres
Mstewwwww...

your name sef! dosen't sound attractive or lovely

[quote author=Air_Lord]Only Allah Knws the Gov intention[/quote]There's no bad intention to it,the said church was blocking the dualization of the road plus other buildings and many filling station...all were demolished to give way.

So,Peter Obi did the right thing.

did they even need mosque before they can pray?they were known as sufferals,so let them worship on the road side.

ijebabe: Ewu! You all could get banned for this so take my advice or leave it. Few dialogues in igbo are alright but not pages. It's rude!
You're lucky Seun hasn't seen this yet.

mgbada! Is it how you use to address your elders in your village?
Seun is now EFCC or Ndi boko haram abi

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]chai! Achi nwanne m, i burokwanu ezigbo mmadu o. I gwarom na onwekwara nzuko di etu a, eekwa?[/quote]eeyaa!nwanyi oma,biko gbahara m,amarom na inwero idea ifeneme ebe a?
Ndewo n' ulo ogbako umuigbo,anyi nile bu umunne na umunna ma werekwa ofu obi n'eme ife here.
Ndi iga na atu egwu ebe a bu:
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infact ha buru ibu ebe a, mana mgbe n'adighi anya iga amata ha.

umuigbo udu gana achi

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]Achi e ji esi ofe, anokwam ya o. Ke ka ime?[/quote]Ada mmadu adim nno chill,so oyi na atu m here

toshmann: achi, adabekee wukwanu Ada mbano o. Dikwa kiaful ihe obula ichoro ime ya or else. . .

On second thoughts, achi Biko the touch-and-follow o ka foduru? Biko nyetu m small ka m mee Ify. ihe a adila too much. Irukwuru-irukwuru a

Ifylacious o wu m ka Ina asuru bekee nke a? Anyway, ka achi nyegodi m touch-and-follow ya.
Ify de babe . Ifysco okwa Ina na idi too sweet and hot. No blame me o. De thing jide m anaghi m ezo onu m.
Ifynkwa ifynkwa HOTifytic Ify

oga torch adim sorry na i ka noo na nga ebe nwunye gi kpochiri gi;Dmbe m na Adaoyibo M gbara nkwu,ndi mpiawazu gara iji utali yie gi egwu

odeshi mancha

ifyalways: Elos hellllo. Anya? Kedu ije?
A ghotaghim ihe adabekee na esoghari achi n'ike hapu blankpikin o kwesiri iso. Achi e mere gi e touch-and-follow, Ada?lol
Toshman, get thee behind me.
Nkem darfur, the only elected, selected and anointed pres, a nom na akuku gi 24/7. Usu(toshman) e nweghi onu.

Igbo nma nma nu. Nke onye chiri, ya zelu.

ifynkwa,ifylacious,ifyscoco kedu uru O ga bara gi ma ikponyere m aja na garri ma napum nwunye m(adabekee oma m),onye nke e so bia agbam-nkwu ya na Olympic stadium.London;Dlol

Mara na ihe a akpo looove siri ike ma dikwa irie.

@adam hapu ndi na acho itipi udu jikoro m na gi.

umuigbo uka oma o!

[quote author=Maria-Goretti]u r igbo, ryt? C'mn, join d train. By d way, wot state?[/quote]Ozo kita osi gi na amuru ya na ugwu awusa Na omaro asu igbo.

Avee maria! ke ije!

Without insult NO nairaland its part of the show.
live with it or die young

ATMC: guy, taa bu uka na, u no go go church?

Ama m na obu na church ka ino na response okwu ndi a.
i will go and look for chys and worship jah too

ATMC: isee! Exactly! Nkea gosiri n' ndi si na oga-anwu by 2015 lied

Nwanyi oma kedu ka imere taa bu ubochi uka?,nne m anyi amaa nwu na ta anwu.umuigbo ga survive o!

ndi doctors noo ebe a,kedu ihe mere ukwu(my manliness)ji anyi m aro?

ije m taa ga dikwa 'behugee' dikwa 'taachii'

una happy sunday o!
Obi bu m so anuri ka anyi si wuharia dis thread from asusu oyibo to asusu igbo,nke kachasi m obi uto bu na umuada ndiigbo kariri ndi mba ozo.
Ozokwa,etu unu si atapia asusu na edemede igbo juru m afa too much,nke a gosiri na asusu igbo amaa nwu-na-ta-anwu...iseeeeee!

Jisie nu ike.

da infamous is a christian and a good person.

cindyrella: Nowayrotawachi chinese lasperkitwaku!

wetin achi Chinese ppl nah.
oya,cindyrellamakewereturntobase