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FirstbornWds:
Are you tired of driving around in a car that's bigger than a house and harder to park than a 747? Well, have I got the solution for you! Meet the "puny" car! This little guy may look small, but it packs a punch when it comes to performance and power. It's like a mini version of the Hulk, but instead of turning green and ripping its clothes, it gets you to your destination faster and with better gas mileage.

And let's be real, who needs all that extra space in their car? It's just extra room for your ex's stuff, and trust me, you don't want that. This car is the ultimate "break-up mobile," small enough to fit in a tight parking space, but powerful enough to make a quick getaway.

Plus, its compact size makes it the ultimate tool for city driving, weaving in and out of traffic like a ninja. The "puny" car is a "big thing in a small package" and it's perfect for those who want to make a statement without taking up too much space. So why drive around in a car that's bigger than your ego when you can have a "puny" car that's just the right size?

You deserved a trophy

Nin validation is how much?

Stephen2324:
What happened to the relationship you were building?

It was marked illegal structure for demolition

oloriooko:
FA cup specialist
EPL bench warmer

You like vawlunce

okeysoninv:
I am ashamed of our south east Governors and south south. it's only stealing of public funds they know how to do best.

Exclude Wike, Wike dey try for project.
Hammer so much on south east

Demurkelly:
Abia is for Obi and LP in the presidential race. They would have won Governorship had they not fielded an ex PDP,APGA and APC serial cross-carperter in the person of Alex Otti.


PDP will get more votes in Abia than APC though. Mark my words

Without mincing words, PDP will win Abia Governorship.
Their highest vote comes from Osisioma if you know Abia very well.
ObiDatti of labour party will win also in Abia

They turned the government to ATM machine where they milk the nation dry.
Now Buhari turned it to loan app where Nigerians are embarrassed everyday.
What will BAT turn it to as he assures Nigerians continuity from Buhari??
God forbid BAT thing.
Vote for ObiDatti

JasonScoolari:
Is it the same LASU that harbours 48.65% of Lagos Runs Girls and Yahoo boys?


Well, this is a welcome development, anything to bring back good morals to higher institution and the society is welcome by me.

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IGoComotYaTeeth:
Up United

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TOPCRUISE:
Every time Arsenal climb on top of Table, Man U will always wake up from slumber to cause problem. Why

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frankson1:
Rashford is a useless boy, how could he had embarrass Thomas partey in such a manner

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The people above me

Cherish233:
We must have noticed a new development here ☺️☺️ and it's cool, thanks to the Administrative Panel and moderators, the new Emoji just spicy up everywhere, if you love it comment with an emoji🥳

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OLADD:
They are controlling your life, not the southsouth.

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E pain am

Cantonese:
Who the gods want to kill, the first make mad. PDP is in that situation now. Ekiti is gone, Enugu is gone, so are Rivers, Benue, Abia, Oyo states. Infact, without doubt, Abia state will be won by God's grace, by Alex Otti of the Labour party.

Now baba emi lo kan is facing the political battle of his life in his own backyard, the southwest. Lagos is up for grabs between the four parties.

Obi will surely prevail.

Don't join presidential election with Governorship elections, they are two different things.
ObiDatti will win in Abia, no doubt.
Mark my words, PDP will still win at governorship level.

allen113:
Wike rest you dey cap bobo, no be to dey jump jump the pdp presidential primary election should have thought him by now that he is not as influential as he thinks. Your influence starts and end in rivers state.

Wike and his friends (G5) are in control of the South.
Argue with your keyboard
Meanwhile, vote for
ObiDatti

Hope Uzodinma zukwanike.
Meanwhile, vote for ObiDatti

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Jennyclay:
Broke men are the most shameless people living on earth. I'm allergic to broke and wretched men. I hate broke men like Kilode!

How can you sue a lady because of ordinary 3k transport . Shame!! Big shame!!

I was jejely on my own, when one broke wretched man wanted to send me 5k, biko what can I do with 5k ? I just told him to hold his nonsense 5k to himself, then I blocked him immediately.

Broke men everywhere!

Your father doesn't earn up to a dollar on daily basis.
Just dey play

Say No to APC and its likes.
Vote for ObiDatti

Too bad for waziri.
Ogun people wan finish him before election.
Vote for ObiDatti.

We are united

ObiDatti 4 life

So, your selfish position as first lady is more important than the future of Nigeria.
Madam Titi, can you hear yourself?

This is the structure they have.
Chop alone, die alone.
Chop together, you will be protected.

lhordspy:
Bloody liar. After this Election, i will make sure some of you rot in prison for misinformation and trying to mislead the public. Some of you will eat watery beans in prison till your stomach cant take it anymore.

Explaining the meaning of Emilokan in his own understanding, What Lalong said was: " If you do good, you receive good. If you chop alone, you die alone. Asiwaju has done good. So it is his turn to Chop (receive good) too" .

He was reffering to the number of people Tinubu helped both financially and career wise. It means Tinubu helped lot of people, it is his turn to receive back the favour.

Grow up

Sai ObiDatti

Future impossible tense in Nigeria

Dear Nigerian Youths, if you want to rewrite your past, secure your today and future.
Vote for ObiDatti.

Mark my words, Prof will win in Abia.
But we will vote for ObiDatti for presidency

What Hope Uzodinma has caused in Imo state is too numerous to mention.
If you are not an Imolite or doesn't reside in Imo, you might not comprehend