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HealthRe: The Challenges Of Being A Nigerian Nurse by achovirux(m): 5:58pm On Sep 12, 2013
You are simply defined as an Idiot.I don't belong to any of those professions but isee you so myopic in your thinking.
Mr Tumble: It baffles me when people come here to rant about doctors, If you feel doctors oppress you as a nurse why not become one. If you feel doctors are myopic...you who is hyperopia why not become one. If you feel doctors are overrated..why not become one. There is no basis of comparison when comparing any profession, each profession is vital to one another. Its only a nurse with pseudo-malicious ego that will not accept that doctors are the head of the medical team,that doesn't make them a god either. And people differ based on temperament and background. As for me....my motto is never to rely on any nurses recording no matter what....I always do my own check...the easiest way to professional career destruction is via nurses and to stardom as well,depending on who you working with,. like someone wrote..."Only if they can do a quarter of their braggado in developed country". Answer is "YES". You call the shots when you are an authority in your field. Many Nigerian doctors do. Utter rubbish-- Analysing both professions : in terms of years;
medicine - 3yrs medicine and 3yrs surgery.
Nursing - 3yrs nursing and 2yrs midwifery and public health.
Pharmacy - 6yrs
Anyone can do public health or midwifery. So including it as part of nursing training is the joke of the century. There is public health for disaster, nutrition, eye and so on. its either at bachelors level or masters level or phd. (Not player haters degree). Public health is a different field on its own and am sure some Nigerian doctors, pharmacist, biochemist etc have degrees in this field. Terrible. Get over it......
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 2:27pm On Aug 31, 2013
yemi2plus2: Zubby last update just make me understand say we get many woman wrapper for this section.
GBAM
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Distribute Gas Mask In Preparation For America Attack On Syria by achovirux(m): 2:22pm On Aug 31, 2013
Dis cashkid u dey mad ni
cashkid18: I blame buhari for dis
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 11:05pm On Aug 30, 2013
preetyjoy: don't you know prostitution goes with thievery. most babes who are into that steal as well and that should always be expected when you decide to stick your D**k anywhere!


not judging but you should have forgiven her after all the tears and pleads.

hmmm.... babes don suffer! May God deliver us from the hands of cruel men
@Preety is dat ur definition of cruel men?if so den let it be cause na crocodile tears wey she shade...she is wicked n not all prostitutes steal drm there ppl moreover zubby was not aware she is a prostitute maybe he was just suspecting...wen u trust n get betrayal n wickedness as gift den u will understand why zbby acted such.Ka chineke mezie okwu
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 7:24pm On Aug 30, 2013
Dat chinelo girl is heartless place ur sef on zubby's shoe wen he lost $1000 dollars n so many more after all d trust n love from Nigeria to Ghana with her.I hope other heartless criminal will be thought d same lesson as zubby had done
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 2:30pm On Aug 30, 2013
Inspiration 2me at d peak....alll I have to say God bless u zubby.I wish 2met u in Lagos one day
BusinessRe: Opening A Pharmacy by achovirux(m): 9:07pm On Aug 24, 2013
Am in need of an honest pharmacist to do a legal business dat will bring some cool cash.pls am in need of a pharmacist lincenced pharmacist.Am a nurse anyway especially pharmacists in lagos area.contact me pls.achovirus@gmail.com
BusinessRe: Operating A Pharmacy Store by achovirux(m): 9:02pm On Aug 24, 2013
I need a pharmacist in lagos area to do geninue business with clean business but a phamarcist should be involved to make d business legal...pls if u r a pharmacist and ready to hAve extra cash pls contact me.Am a Nurse anyway.achovirus@gmail.com
BusinessRe: Opening A Pharmacy by achovirux(m): 11:03am On Aug 22, 2013
Iknow by law you must need a practicing pharmacist to open a pharmacy store even if you are a Doctor or a Nurse...Now if you want to open a patent Medicine store what are the requirements to carry out and what must be done especially in Lagos area...pls Pharmacists in d house or anybody that knows should pls educate me.
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 1:38am On Aug 11, 2013
ZUBY77: He made a genuine observation. However i reconstructed the battery system and shifted it to the boot. The battery looked awkward near the sealed engine.
Nna making any observation is equals to finding fault and dats what I yelled at.
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 1:02am On Aug 11, 2013
manshyne: l'I opened the boot of my
car and disconnected the battery head of my
car (My car battery was at the boot, even
until today). I locked the boot and walked to
the stadium gate''
bros no offence, buh u said earlier on when U were attacked by armed robbers dat it was the bonnet U opened. Here is the quote.
'' You need to open the bonnet and make
sure the batter-head was properly fixed.
He ordered me to get up and open it myself.
I got up and opened the bonnet.''
Bros no vex if u dbt like d story pls respect ur sed n get out of here instead of trying to find fault in a true life story
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 3:52pm On Aug 05, 2013
ZUBY77: Based on numerous suggestions from you readers, I am begining to consider publishing parts of this works in hard copy.

However, i need general opinions.

If you believe it is worth reading (excluding the sexxx scenes),

LIKE THIS POST.

IF WE GET 200 LIKES AND ABOVE, WE WILL BEGIN THE EDITING.
Zubby I support hard copy,but do it in. a way as a biography or ur life story
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 11:10pm On Aug 04, 2013
[quote author=annexes][/quote]Bia dis Girl stop dis rubbish...@zubby odika orugo oge anyi ga esi eba pua...
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LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 4:05pm On Aug 04, 2013
bejahisky: Old boy see as u quote the whole post just to ask who be dis..Na wa for u ooo..
Sorry na vex vex me I come take vex quote the quote
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 12:56pm On Aug 04, 2013
WHO BE DIS?
[quote author=Ike~lips]Chapter 36

The next morning i went into the kitchen to look for my garri. Behold my sack was gone. I could not believe it. I screamed the devil is a liar. But who could do this to me? I had become the biggest garri dealer in the village and i had many enemies. It could only be my biggest competitor, the alhaji wanna be. You cannot outsmart your master. I had to teach him a lesson. I went to Ikeji to buy 5 more bags of garri. Since they were 50kgs. I could not use okada. I paid a taxi and he took me to my uncle's place. I decided to keep my bags of garri there because they would be safe there. I promise him and his wife 25kgs if they made sure my bags were safe.

They lived 3 blocks from me so i walked home from their house. I got into my room and i boiled a cup of tea. It was time to teach this alhaji wanna be a lesson. No one steals my goods and gets away with it scot free. I went outside i found a couple of boys playing soccer on an open ground. It was entertaining to watch. I watched it until the boys got into fight over one of the strikers who was offside. This big boy was given a good beat down buy a boy who was almost half his size. Everyone just watched and no one tried to stop the until the big boy's mother came running holding a big machete to break the fight. I thought this orobo just had to spoil the fun. Thats was how the soccer game ended.
The orobo dragged her son by the ear back home. I decided to follow them. I thought to myself this could be the perfect guy to help me plot against my enemy. Nonso was going to pay for what he did to my garri. I caught up wit the orobo who was dragging her son by the ear i said to her.

"Ma can i please talk to your son"

She gave me this disgusted look and she started swearing at me in a dialect i could not understand. The son tried to calm her down but she hit with the machete she was holding. Luckily she used the side of the machete otherwise it was going to slice her son in half. I just stood there in shock. I could not believe this mad woman. She dey craze? I went and held her back and i told her i wanted to talk to her about getting her son a job and staying out of trouble. She looked like someone who was struggling to take her family. The clothes she wore looked old and the son was wearing a torn shirt.
She calmed down and asked me what kind of job i could offer her son. I told her that she could transport my garri for me to other cities and in return he would receive a reasonable pay plus a 50kg of garri every month. She hesitated at first, but after convincing her it would keep her son off the streets she eventually agreed. She warned me not to use her son to transport drugs because if i did, her babalawo would deal with me. I wondered to myself, but why didn't she use the same babalawo to make money so she could buy more appropriate clothes?

This is one thing that has always confused me about people who are into black magic. They give up so much and they never get what they expect before it back fires. I remember an uncle of mine back in my village. He used juju so that his sons would not marry. He wanted them to work and send him money. If they didn't have families to take care of, it meant that they would have more than enough to send to him to get what he wanted. Funny enough, his sons never married but neither were they able to keep jobs. They made women all over pregnant.
They ended up spending more on their illegitimate children and less on this poor man. He confessed to everything when he taught he was about to die. You know people who keep the big secrets to the death bed. Unfortunately he did not die soon after confessing.
He eventually got better. All of his sons cut contact with him. Out of the 5 sons 2 of them married. The oldest moved in with a woman who had 3 children for him but they never got married. One moved to Thailand he got caught up in drug trafficking and he got caught and killed. They tried getting his body sent back to Nigeria, but it was to no avail. 3 months had passed and they were pretty sure he had been cremated and his ashes where thrown away. That was the end of Temi. He was never given any respects. He just faded away like dust.

The youngest moved to Lagos and became a yahoo boy. I wanted to raise enough money to go overseas to start a new life there. I guess he got caught up in the fun Lagos had to offer, after 3years he was still in Nigeria. One of the villagers passed rumors that he was lying to people that his father was abroad and he would soon join him. Meanwhile his father walking looking half dead in Sagamu.

Uncle suffered a stroke, he is still alive, but after seeing him sometimes you would think that it would have been better if he was dead. None of his sons wanted anything to do with him. One of the son's wife used to send someone to the village with groceries and she paid someone to take care of him. The husband did not know about it but everyone else did. Evil always fires back evil.

I took this big boy who introduced himself as Solo. I told him about my offered but he had to do something for me before i could trust him with my goods. Take down Nonso and his business. He had to go to Nonso's compound and pour a bucket of urine on all his bags of garri that he had kept in a storage room. Solo was not comfortable with it at first. I promised to deal with the guy that humiliated him at the ground earlier. After thinking about it, he eventually agreed. I told him to drink a lot of water and pee in a bucket, he had to use the same urine to pour it on the garri. He became enthusiastic about it. I told him that i would meet him in the evening with the address.

At 7pm he met me behind an abandoned house people swore was haunted. Some even said they saw fire in the shape of a human being dancing around that place after midnight. Some said they heard chanting coming out of the house. Some said they saw goblins there playing football using their own heads. I was not a superstitious person so i believed all of it me nonsense. We made the plans and agreed on how he would execute it. Just before we left the house i heard a woman moaning and the sound was coming put of the abandoned house.
She sounded she was moaning in pleasure. We either had to run away because of the stories we heard about the house or we had to go inside to see what was going on in the house. Out of curiosity Solo and i decided to sneak into the house to se what was going on. We went round to the entrance and the door was open. We entered the house and as we walked close to the room where the sound was coming from my manhood was slowly rising to the moans this woman was making. It was getting me excited. I didnt know what to expect.[/quote]
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Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by achovirux(m): 6:59pm On Jul 29, 2013
achovirux: Religious politics...propagation of human propagandas...let's leave church doctrines...use the word of Almighty God and call a spade a spade.Better if you don't want a take on a matter you keep your mouth shout and stay out of it.
If God in the begining look at Adam and said he needs a helper or a companion he(God))would have given Adam another strong man,No he gave Adam 'eve'therefore from the view of human creation Gay is against God's wish.Is all human wicked invention.
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by achovirux(m): 6:44pm On Jul 29, 2013
Syncan: Exactly. The church never teaches discrimination against them, She rather sees their act as a grave disorder, yet She encourages them to seek the face of the lord, whose grace can make all things good. Yea its unfortunate when someone finds his or her sexual taste biased in that manner, the church sympathises with such a one, but calls him or her to a higher spiritual effort. The pope however, in line with the church, frowns at any propagation of a disorder as if it is right. This is what the lobbyists do.
Religious politics...propagation of human propagandas...let's leave church doctrines...use the word of Almighty God and call a spade a spade.Better if you don't want a take on a matter you keep your mouth shout and stay out of it.
SportsRe: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria: CHAN Qualifier - (2 - 0) On 27th July 2013 by achovirux(m): 10:32pm On Jul 27, 2013
[quote author=HI-PROFILE]Mennn this guy! U sef u dey @ all? Abi u jast wana feel among abegoo NL no dey accomodate ur typeooooo freeky retarded! Gush....[/quote]Hey hey hey abeg HI PROFILE abi wetin be ur name...u no get respect 4ur elder...must everybody hv hi profile like u...can't u just respect dat guy 4once...no insult am again or else I go E-slap u now
SportsRe: Ivory Coast Vs Nigeria: CHAN Qualifier - (2 - 0) On 27th July 2013 by achovirux(m): 10:26pm On Jul 27, 2013
nice4life: yes i am, can you answer my question now ? what is CHAN and competition is that?
No he is a human beans
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 1:17am On Jul 27, 2013
Kunle106: good decision though... hope ur not just tryin to eat her kpomo for the last tym and leave her thr... thats what am sensing
Kunle d bad breed
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 11:10pm On Jul 26, 2013
angry
Screwface: Pride and ego wouldn't make me do such, even though I would have loved to. It takes a whole lot for a man to do what you did. You tried. I can't do it though, and I won't criticise you.

As usual, nice writeup!
Like zubby I hv caught my love red handed n forgive n went back as zubby now@screwface am I not a man too
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 11:07pm On Jul 26, 2013
Zeinymira: U did well by taking ha back,most men will only 4giv buh won't take ha back.
Maybe am in d group of forgiving n not taking back esp if I see no unique tin in u
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 9:50pm On Jul 26, 2013
Zubby I dey ur back infact I be ur bodygaurd dis nite if no sleep me I no go sleep
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 9:47pm On Jul 26, 2013
grin
iykmora: So many comments and few likes for d update. Are u guyz sure u lyk d update?
Monkey lol wen u r been eaten deep into somtin u won't hv seen d letter " like" Zubby knw dat if he needs like he will get a thousand likes bet me
LiteratureRe: There And Back On Time (Nairaland Best Story of all Time) by achovirux(m): 9:28pm On Jul 26, 2013
Cute bliss: guy why ur blood dey hot? Take a chill pill u hear.
Cute bliss abeg u fit buy 4me cos my blood dey boil now d tin don hot finish...dis zubby has made me be in Germany in my dreams on a serious note
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