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Pukka36:
Hehehe,na wa O!
Ur tear glands rilli dunno how to hold back tears
Little things can easily break yhu....Start drinking enough water cos U'll cry more when clearance starts ntooyi!

lol winsh...
bet y?

RobinHez:
jeez!
are u so quick to letting em' tears out??

anyways...its ok now, it is finished! u just have to read now, and dat shouldnt be difficult yh?

lol yea...I guess

RobinHez:
haha...was just kidding!
buh...maybe God saved u from making a huge mistake

lol okay o...I cried tho ...stress of life!

RobinHez:
na only passport i be wan snap...d useless guy told me that all those fine pics i took in the morning got missing on the camera
so i had to snap again....i left their in rage,

a friend took me somewhere else...and in my hunger state, i saw two little girls: one with a camera, and the other with a red background cloth...

long story short; i ended up with a passport that was ok

lmao what a story! lol...Pele
me sef I got to d cafe n the guy told his boy to lift one red cloth up for me to tk anoda passport n i was like wtf is happening? n he said he cldnt use the one I brought n I asked y he na said that I shouldn't worry..that I should snap first ...I guess he just wanted me to pay extra money ...I just blocked my ears with ear piece n walked away...

RobinHez:
lol...yeah!

etranzact is done with secure connection...but that is a cafe, a public server with clients...

but this aint my first time registering for p.utme @d cafe tho ...a different cafe tho..and anoda atm card too

dharay88:

all ⁴wah....jez 325mb..? mtcheeeeew.!
Psiphon-handler all d way....robin im sure u kmoq abt dt app.

what's psiphon handler agn
show me d way na

RobinHez:
oh...no wonder!

u were using their pc, so they will manipulate from their server

sell ur phone and buy a pc

lol abi....thanks jae
chill was that y I was vn issues with their my atm card?

RobinHez:
lol
u finally gave in to the cybercafe guy?
good girl...so na to begin jack read now abi?

lol yes anoda cafe tho... yes o...wbu?

Princecalm:
Adah96, you lied

sorry

Pukka36:
So all JackieChan wey U form na for fancy

lol I nor jurs get luck....d thing is cyber cafe peeps wanto mk money from students registering so if u say u wanto register yourself be ready to cut your passport yourself too n den I had issues with my atm card ...so it wasn't easy for me...

Abe17:
Babe.. easy wit d blunder abeg

lol mistk 2005-2012

Pukka36:
Warrisdis?

looool mistk 2005-2012

RobinHez:
awesome!!

our second scape goat

so any advice 4 us?

lol not really .....just don't try registering yourself

Pukka36:
Kongratulations My Shild!

lol thanks maam

SuperNover:
Kkk.. Cos I dont have an English text book and I want to buy one tomorrow.

okay its A-Z of jamb's use of English

RobinHez:
make sure u have enough money left to cover bank charges...and the phone you use to open the account must be switched on.

oh..well m done aiidy ...thanks

SuperNover:
Hi. Please which English book are you studying for post utme?

erm jamb A-Z something something.... can't remember chill ...

Pukka36:
wow,thank God they let out the questions this year!

Na which year own?

2015-2012

the past question no get answer sef

or m I just blind?

e nor reach 2014 sef smh

brethren !
am officially done with my registration!!!

Asapchow:
eh but wait o. how exactly do you use the master card, is there like a pin or something.


PS. Google shut down

yes the ATM card has numbers u know n then ur pin...
m exhausted mayne!

Teempakguy:
woah . . . May God be your comfort.
But then, in the nearest future, this will be something to laugh about.

amen thanks

RobinHez:
Hmm...are u sure u're using the required card? Verve/Mastercard

yes

RobinHez:
Hmm...are u sure u're using the required card? Verve/Mastercard

yes

RobinHez:
...All because we do not carry... Everything to God in Prayer...
Dats a Hymn! -What a friend we have in Jesus...sorry!

okay robins

RobinHez:
How do u mean?

vn issues paying online....so I was told to go n withdraw the money...n u know the rest of the story....

RobinHez:
Ok...na..
Lemme see if I can guide u *on the steps*

my ATM card is acting up

Teempakguy:
why, dear. You look sad. Any problem?

I thought d registration was gonna be easy I v suffered gan n m sti suffering ...I v cried n I v stopped

RobinHez:
Let them do it 4 u to avoid stories dat touch...
Or Will u agree to mail it to me?

lmao .nop

RobinHez:



Use corel draw na its more easier to use cm

help me na...the nonsense system nor get am...n the mofos want me to pay n i aint giving anybody shii

robinhez i vbeen trying to login n its saying ermm i v forgotten sef...invalid credentials...n then i tried it on my phone n it went