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RobinHez:
I won't click like on this one

Pukka36:
Chai Inglish yaf died! Na barb I wan go barba

RobinHez:
Lol...what do u mean we knw??
Na barb I wan go barba my head o...make I resemble human being small b4 I go snap new passport

RobinHez:
lol...yeah!

Pukka36:
Yeah,I think so.,

RobinHez:
Bad girl!

Pukka36:
Ur O'level grades aren't required! 1.Jamb registration number 2.A working email adress 3.Ur phone number 4.A recent 1*1 passport in red background 5.Ur details (Lga,dob,nationality and other petty things) 6.An Atm smart card/verve-enbaled card for the online payment.
The burial is taking a while O
Good morning Sir.

Pukka36:
U dis small geh,hope U dinor plan any negative O.
Nr go talk say the form na 12K O

Gu morning Ma.

RobinHez:
U made a nice point there...but the underlined is somehow to me.
Will u carry the man to show them on clearance day dat he's the one that made the mistake?!

RobinHez:


i think i understand a bit....

RobinHez:
Lool
All dem Jamb score Accounts!
Go and put more in the account 1st

RobinHez:
Why u con bend mouth like say na u go pay d money??

RobinHez:
Lool...I was using details from my last transaction...

gloryaaa:
how u registered?

RobinHez:

what do u think ?

RobinHez:
*receives the mic in the midst of the applause*

Thank you! Thank you!!
As u all know, I'm in need of money to build a workshop!
So...she's from Lagos? Hmmm...good start! But u see dis Lagos babes ehn, they're 2 sided! Their real side u will see when they wake up in the morning! (no offeinse)

Next, she wants a Tall and Handsome guy? Hmmm...am not so tall but I'm of a considerable height in relativity to Teem! About Handsome?? Na...don't look on the outward appearance as ur next criteria is the main koko!

He must be ready to give u ______ anytime ure in the mood! There is so much that can be given, u'll just have to be specific of the type of mood u mean and fill in the gap up there.
...Wait!...u mean when u're on Heat period??...I'm sorry, I'm a chri.....wait! ANY AMOUNT I WANT?? U mean I will be receiving alert for every ministration??

Chai! This is a wonderful offer!




Now I don't make much noise, just forward ur medical test results to me, lemme skim through. Then if I see it good, I'll direct u to the best candidate in the person of TEEMPAKGUY!
Like he said in his personal text. . .forget the glasses!

Thank u!!
**goes back to sit amidst a standing ovation**

gloryaaa:
heard d CBT ID nd password are required to register for pume..how true is this

RobinHez:
hahaha...the last one i took last yr, i had it all mapped out, went in with a little swag, wore a cool shirt with a zipper in front...u knw, i had already practised my pose for the camera!

next thing, the guy just ziip the whole shirt up to my neck...den he asked me to stop bending my mouth (the way i already practised ), he made me look straight into the camera lens making me elongate my neck a bit...

long story short....i ended up with a passport that am not proud of.

RobinHez:
[center]chai!
is there no way to edit\snap passport dat person will be fine for once!!![/center]

maybe i'll spray perf b4 taking this one

clintonopah:
I wish I could

RobinHez:
lool...when Pukka talked about Id card...i had a rethink!
right now i look more like an animal dan an higher animal,,,taking a passport with this outlook can make the screening screeners go blind

RobinHez:
can somebody use camera 360 on his phone to snap passport for use??

help!!

RobinHez:

RobinHez:
wait till i lay my hands on u!

RobinHez:
yeah...replied

RobinHez:
yes ma'am?