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Depends on the user and 'usee'

I'll be driving my Lamborghini to Abuja soon.
Watch out for me GMB and Nairalanders

sleekch1c:
Mine was on olu obasanjo road, close to waterlines . Entered the taxi with phone in my bag and alighted only to notice i was phoneless..water stand for my eyes

Very funny....
Not your experience o, the way you narrated the story.

Nnemuka:
Two experiences with such guys...
First one was in Kaduna after my youth service and was job hunting. I had 200 naira on me and I was heading home after evening mass and decided to go buy bread with the only money on me. I had a large handbag with my bible in it and after buying my agege 200 naira bread I kept it also in my handbag making the bag look bigger.
naso I waka dey go house suddenly two guys on a bike from behind snatched my bag and took off. I didn't bother to shout sef, I just took off for fear that they might return after searching my bag tO only discover the content of the big bag .... Crazy boys at barnawa.

Secondly was on ma way to Owerri in A bus and this young man was asleep or so... He kept on resting his head on me and on each occassion I moved my body from him but he continued until he managed to steal my purse then alighted.
Immediately he left I started looking for my purse and it struck me that the guy took my purse and I followed in hot pursit as I saw him walking faster. I caught up with him and just as I was about to search him with the help of the guys who saw the way I was arguing with him, somebody just came with my purse that they saw him drop it there before I ran up to him.
I collected my purse and left him to the mercies of other young guys gathering at the Scene...

Thank God you were not a victim in both incidents.

scarred9jan:
if i tell you that that elderly thief has been in operation for many years, would you believe me. Encountered him once in 2001 on the bus going to artillery. wow how times fly.

Really? Interesting indeed. Who knows if he has changed his operation base or repented.

And no matter the type of befitting burial one is given, we shall all decay and return to dust.

Svelteb:
...sometimes the IDs are worth more than some thousand naira

Pickpockets don't usually know the value. They want money.

She's using a surrogate like Queen Bey.

Your thoughts please

THE LONGEST LIVING HUMAN WAS A MAN

Good news for casket makers.

That looks like her sister standing in for their dad.

Are those her 'houseladies'?

I love the taste of roasted corn but it leaves black 'prints' on the teeth.
So I go more for the brother 'Mister B'.

Josephamstrong1:
There has been an uproar, fight, disagreement between the three platoons base on the contest result.
Please judge now, who amongst the three contestants deserve the crown?
1. Joseph Amstrong (platoon 3)
2. Collins (middle, platoon 6)
3. Divine ( platoon 1)

So tell us who won.

Ebe-ano

That's not her hair.
Change the title to Synthetic short hair

Get ready.
Because Chibok girls are coming back whether they are the real or fake ones

As for me, I'll eat rice and moi-moi

When he faces God, he'll tell Him who gave him the guts to take the life he can't give.

Thought Pentagrams were science related?

Is the dad in green or red?

MISS HAWKER
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Nairaland

Wonder how his mum looks.