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Nigerian Bar Association to Members: Saudi Need Nigerian Lawyers, Learn Sharia

Last month, it was all over the news that agents of Saudi government encamped in Abuja, Nigeria’s capital, and held open sessions to recruit Nigerian doctors for work in Saudi hospitals.

Nigerian Bar Association has called on its members to be strategic to position themselves for a windfall that will come soon as there are indications that Saudi Arable are coming once again to recruit the bright and the brightest for its legal sector of the economy.

Full story here:
https://yeyenews.com/nigerian-bar-association-asking-members-to-learn-sharia-as-saudi-needs-nigerian-lawyers-too/

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Noodles Have Killed More Nigerians Than Boko Haram, Diseases, Accidents Combined

A medical practitioner has expressed his frustration with his patients, the Nigeria Medical Association (NMA), and the whole country for their continuing heavy consumption of noodles despite his warning since 1998.
Dr. Samuel Ajayi, the Chief Medical Officer and Director of The Good Shepherd Hospital, Isolo, Lagos, made this known to YeyeNews.com reporter who happened to visit a friend admitted to Dr. Ajayi’s hospital.
During the visit, another patient admitted to the hospital was heard making a call to his family to bring food for him. He had said to the person on the phone to make it three packs of Indomie and then changed his mind immediately and said to make it two packs of Indomie and two packs of Supreme Noodles.

Full story here:
https://yeyenews.com/noodles-have-killed-more-nigerians-than-boko-haram-diseases-accidents-combined/

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Pres. Buhari’s Son, Yusuf, Paid For His lavish Wedding With Proceeds From His Facebook Stock

Obi Cubana made a ripple. He buried his mother, Nigerians talked about it for weeks. Rarely does anyone remember that a woman was lowered six feet under. We remember the decadence and the debauchery that passed as a funeral and burial ceremony. We know because YeyeNews.com was there.

Yusuf Buhari caused a tidal wave. YeyeNews.com was there, too. He got married to Ms. … we do not even know her name. But what we know, what has consumed us and many other Nigerians, and the Internet is the effrontery of the son of the self-acclaimed humble man and No.1 public servant to challenge and top what happened in Oba, Anambra State; the audacity to rub it in our face especially this month of August that killings and acute economic hardship have combined to bend Nigeria at an angle steeper than that of crayfish.


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Leaked: Donald Trump’s letter to Mazi Nnamdi Kanu

Mazi,

My special aide in charge of separating good and bad immigrant groups, Stephen Miller, brought my attention to your group, the Biafrans of Nigeria. What I heard was unbelievable. He told me that you and your group have been supporting me all this while. I had no idea. Thank you. Believe me, I really appreciate it.

When I met Muhammadu Buhari, your lifeless president in the White House, I thought the whole country of Nigeria was just a hopeless shit hole country full of losers. True! Nigeria is a disgrace. So sad! Buhari is probably the worst president in Africa.


Full story here:
https://yeyenews.com/donald-trumps-letter-to-mazi-nnamdi-kanu

Umahi Needs Psychiatric Check, Says Wike; Wike Needs Paternity Test, Says Umahi; IPOB reacts

There is no love lost between these two governors, former party mates and and national archrivals. Once again Gov. Nyesom Wike and Gov. David Umayi are having Nigerians entertained as they engage in another war of words.

Gov. David Umahi of Ebonyi State, after visiting the State House Abuja last week, said that he wished that Nigeria would get another leader like Alhaji Muhammadu Buhari in 2023. His comment caused a ripple and uproar across Nigeria.

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https://yeyenews.com/umahi-needs-psychiatric-check-says-wike-wike-needs-paternity-test-says-umahi-ipob-reacts/

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The Anambra State Commissioner for Information and Public Enlightenment Mr. C. Don Adinuba has accused the Commissioner of Education, Adamawa State, and the entire government of Adamawa State of illegally approaching primary and secondary school students of Anambra State origin to claim Adamawa State as their state of origin when they sit for admission into unity schools and JAMB respectively.

Mr. Adinuba made this known during Academic Excellence Award 2021 reception organized by the Anambra State government in Awka for Anambra State indigenes who have major achievements in the area of education in 2020 and 2021.

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https://yeyenews.com/best-jamb-candidates-anambra-state-accuses-adamawa-state-of-poaching/

In a classic YeyeNews culture, the Publisher and Editor in Chief of Yeye.com, Johnbull Dokubo, has suddenly resigned less than one week before the online newspapers hit the newsstand. His issue was that the people he hired to do the job had failed in their responsibilities.

“I just could not do it anymore,” he told YeyeNews.com’s chief correspondent Okereke Udoakpuenyi. “They are so useless that I feel like firing them all, but then what?”

Dr. Dakubo, who schooled at Harvard University in the US, where he fell in love with Harvard Lampoon, the famed university’s satirical newspaper, said he wanted his satirical newspaper to compete with The Onion in the US, The Oxymoron in the UK, El Jueves in Spain, Tango in Italy and Cane Toad Times in Australia.

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https://yeyenews.com/yeyenews-publisher-resigns-one-week-before-the-newspaper-debuts