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Nothing adventured, nothing gained. I'm open for new suggestions.

Same ol' same ol'. You know the score now.

Happy New Year to you too love. Hope you are enjoying yourself.

And who made you King/Queen of Nairaland!? Seriously, so many people butting into things that don't concern them! Really, everything is settled so infact, i think you are the troublesome fellow bringing up a matter that has been already settled. & Happy New Year to you too!

My brother, there is nothing like home sweet food oh!

chika98:
I hardly ever curse at anyone but for you I'd gladly do it. I am telling you to shut your fu.ckin.g mouth! What the flying fuc.ke.ry are you on about you bloody hypocrite! So someone asking an honest question about something she isn't quite clear about is suddenly parading herself about and not focused on school? How bloody daft can one fu.cki.ng get with this sort of response? If your airhead self has nothing to offer then shut your MOUTH!
Come at me too. Stu.pid folks say chatting sh.it on the net just to make themselves feel better.

Excuse me, but why are you all up in my drill? I can see that you handle things by swearing. Wow! i can just imagine how you conduct your business. Anyway, i was talking to the poster not you and i have concluded my conversation with her and you have now decided to come and create trouble which isn't needed. So, why don't you get off your high horse and have a reality check on yourself. Not everything revolves around you. Some people can't even see that things have been settled and now they want to come and create something new for themselves. Being all 'bad' won't make you notorious. Chai!

1one:
Bigger fish like?,

Just like something your father would understand. You see, your too childish to understand.

Oh! Don't worry about me. I've got bigger fish to fry.

1one:
Nothing I say can even have any meaning to you because you don't have the capacity to assimilate sense and meanings and this defect is not your fault, its a cerebral hardware malfunction.The only reason you know that food goes in through the mouth is because it's in your user's manual, user's guide.

So please save yourself the headache of making sense out of everything i've said here because most of them are platinum stuff and you dont do platinum,you do wood shavings.And to answer your question i'm nt married and unfortunately for you I JUST HAPPEN TO KNOW A LOT OF STUFF

I don't waste my time with people who are not in my radar, and that includes you. Who the hell do you think you are you nigger. If you want me to blast you right now i will.

You think you know it all don't you? I hope you are not married or have a family becuase i don't think no one can stand you. Please just go back to where you came from and stay there because frankly, you BORE me. So please stop talking to me as you are worthless and i actually don't care about what you say whether you like it or not. & Don't reply to this because everything you say is meaningless and pointless.

Are you that IGNORANT & DUMB!? :O

Talking in 3rd person. Wow. You are one extrodianry person aren't you. FYI, you cannot say that someone's opinion is wrong. You may disagree with it, but you cannot say it's wrong. Please just go and correct yourself mentally and just your whole self and i am honured that you want to be my number 1 fan but you are boring me so can you just go and disturb someone else who actually cares? Stop wasting my time and if you say that i should 'thank you for sparing the time' you must be barking mad because no one forced you to reply to my comment. Do you see anyone else commenting? No. Just you then. Ignorance is a bad disease, and unfortuantely you caught it. Now if i tick you off so much, it just means you just care and thanks for that. It just adds to the long line of people who love and adore me. Unfortuantely, i wish i could say the same but it's not mutual. Sorry to disappoint. Better luck next time eh'!? Byee!

Are you still on your period? Time of the month eh'? I think it's time for you to change and take some Paracetamol and get a hot water bottle. Cool down all that pain. & Please respect your elders when they're giving you advice or didn't your parents teach you manners? Anyways, it shows.

I totally agree Busta! But it's not my fault that SOME PEOPLE cannot have the decency to accept that people have different views on certain topics and just can't handle it. So, it's up to me to fight for what i want to say and put some sense into them. Don't you agree??

@Whoever you think you are (my new number 1 fan)
You must enjoy reading me talk to you. Does it remind you of when your mother used to sing you a lullaby? Do i amuse you? Aweee, poor thing. Dear Dear, all shall be well now. Why don't you just go to bed and rest your pretty (ermm, maybe not so pretty) little head and go to sleep while the big adults play this game.

@Adamse, glad to hear that this unfortuante mishap is amusing you. I'm the kind of person that supports women's rights and won't tolerate any man to criticise or belittle us women because it's a WOMAN'S World now. No more Men. Bye Bye.

Do you know what @fool of the century, talking to you is a waste of time and energy. You know what they say, 'Silence is the best answer to a fool' & guess what!? You are one so congratulations. I thereby present to you your throne of foolish malicious arrogant swine of the year; Critically acclaimed. Hope you enjoy all that has to offer of being the most idiotic illiterate species there is on planet Earth and beyond and your still regenerating.
Wow, there really is no hope for you is there?

Well, good luck for the future but all i am saying is that i hope you'll kep your parents in mind in whatever decision you make but most importantly, God because men can come and go, but those two i mentioned (your parents and God) they'll never leave you. That's why they say 'look before you leap'. That's all i'm saying.

@You know who you are, Is that all you have? I can see you just learnt this or heard someone say it and picked a few complex out of the Oxford Dictionary. Paarleaase, i've met bigger jerks than you. You think your 'it' don't you. Well, you have a lot to learn my friend. Try testing out your brand new vocab on someone else because to be honest, i don't have the time and i have important things to do. You know so much to do yet so little time. If only you can understand what this means. You jerk.

On a serious level, your parents have to come first in whatever you are doing because if you say that i shouldn't come up with all this 'mummy and daddy' stuff, that's all bullshit. It's a lie. What did i say, it's a LIE. I say this because if you marry one of these men, whose going to give the man their blessing? It's your parents. Look, i don't know you obviosuly but i am just giving my advice, the advice you are asking for. If you can't take constructive advice, then what's the actual point of coming on here and asking for it? I am trying to help you, not start a war. Good luck with your erm, life? & For future reference if you ever ask for advice, make sure you can take in different sort of opinions. Just giving you a heads up.

Well, each to their own eh'?

1one:
@adauche
I can imagine how noisy it gets inside you everytime you walk around with the sound of your shattered heart, each piece brushing against each other,It's unfortunate that you've nt met any man worth your time on this side of existence,who knows maybe your perfume has a way of attracting BASTARDS!
CHANGE YOUR SMELL

First of all, it's not me that u should be telling to 'Change their smell' you should tell your mother! & Second, don't start assuming that i'm some next damsel in distress, because in fact i am not. Don't kid a kidder. You damn fool. You know nothing about me and just go and change your nappy. Until you learn how to talk like a mature adult, then we can talk. But do you know what, i wouldn't want to talk to you anyway because you are a minor imbocile. Oh! and i have standard. So thanks for your compliments but i think you need it more than me. Cheerio now!

You said you are currently schooling in france. Why don't you continue with that or are you studying men because it seems that you are more interested in studying men than you are with your own education. My friend, what would your parents say? Do you have one actually? Because if you have strict naija parents like mine, you won't be parading yourself on NL. Don't follow men. Look, time waits for no one. You better buckle up and get your education now then the next degree you can study can be men. Palava short. & Be a good girl.