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Please how can i convert my wordpress website into an android app downloadable from playstore

Conspiracist is the new explorer

Ain't no love in that picture looks like he running from B.O dino dino

Kai , reminds me of the good old days on those Sunday nights that year.
Welcome back to your Sunday Sunday tonic

U didn't do that in four years, its now u want to mechanize it, go and do that in your private business, not as vp

BMaretraitors:
We hate black Americans but copy everything they do
We are the most hypocritical beings to ever walk this earth. We are such a confused bunch that we need black Americans descendants of slaves, formerly oppressed, still systematically discriminated, victims of white supremacy and internalised racism to get a social life. Can you think of so many things we have copied from them? hell we even envy the air they breathe. We literarily and religiously walk in their footsteps.

In Nigerian language, they are wild, them no get culture, them lazy bla bla bla

But we shamelessly steal their ''no culture'', give them preferential treatment, even our so called celebrities consider it a rare privilege to work with theirs.

1, Rap culture; We must rap oo because because they are rapping
2, Babymama/babypapa Why not? aint they baby mamas and baby papas
3, Body tattoo Ah you never bad o, you know see RickRoss and lilwayne how them be
4,wig wearing/weavon We sef must wear am. Cos what the ''elders'' see sitting on Yankee soil, we standing on the sub Saharan desert can't see
5,dark skin men and fair skin women promotion; We sef must do for all our movies, models, memes, pre-wedding photos
6, Natural hair movement Ah! they don they get sense to love themselves, make we self form self love and woke
7, Melanin popping This one hard gan o but we go try small as long as them don talk am
8, Preferring other women at the expense of black women Shebi black american men dey bash their women for social media, we sef must do am.
9 Waiting for white people to invent the next thing Ehen na, even black americans wey close to them gan no dey try build anything for themselves, na us wan try.
10 Playing cool at the expense of smartness Black american men have been in the entertainment industry for decades now but don't own any platform for themselves. They are ok with being used by white men. They get rich for a while and broke down the line.
11 Tired of caping for black men Black american women are tired of uplifting their men who never do the same for them, am i seeing Nigerian women waking up too


Stop the lies and denial, most of us can't think of anything entertaining without peeping at our slave brothers and sisters. We don't love them for themselves, heck we hate them like we hate ourselves if not worse, we just like the white influence on them. We admire them for not looking completely African, Their close proximity to whiteness endears us to them. We see them as the superior of us and they are not because the watered down version of a thing can never be superior to the original copy. But we don't care right? it is who has power or seems to that dictates what is and what is not.

Who told u we hate black Americans?

TarOrfeek:
The boy's mother has finally succeeded.


Her envy has reduced the loud cry of the child. And made her son a permanent bastard.

Such folly.

Bros, u well so?

Pictures

MrWondah:
I'm creating this thread due to the recent mails I've been getting here.
In the world of programming today, there are over 60% who are self thought. I'm not here for statistics.
I will be sharing a simple PDF guide on best resources for major programming languages, frameworks and markup languages. Only resource for those who don't know where to get one or need motivation.
These would include:
HTML
CSS and its frameworks
JavaScript and its libraries
PHP
Mysql
Java SE
Rugby
C family
Mobile app Dev
Python
And as many that would come on request.

The ones listed here are the ones I'm good at, so I'll share where I've been getting help.
If you are interested send me a mail via my signature.
I can't post the links here due to nairaland rules.
They are completely free

saheedsh2@gmail.com

I must say,, reno is truly intelligent. As from today, i will read all his posts carefully

Oye0404:
Don't know if one should be happy with this kinda news, primary school pupils build this for fun in advanced countries but its a final year project for a university student in Nigeria,,

Bottom line is we are so lagging behind in every aspect as a country, I almost wept when I saw my father's note he used in the 80s, the topics are practically the same with the same approach. We really need to improve our standards..

Bros, in a country where the basic necessities of life like electricity, food and sound education is still a challenge, this young man has managed to build this, please commend him.
His course of study cant even give him the knowledge to develop that drone, so please commend him bros

ZKOSOSO:
Tinubu alone switch loyalty because of RELIGION..!

Buhari instructed Tinubu to ensure a MUSLIM is put in place as Lagos Governor.

Islamisation of SW politicians is in top gear...!

Southwest are mostly mixed in terms of religion, so dont even play religion card here #dumbo

Wilfredpat22:
The truth is that you deceived him. Well we all deceive men one way or the other. You started dating when you were 29, what happened between 21-28, you were sleeping around with married men I guess

This is as a repercussion for the evils you must have done in school and to other women’s homes. Now yours will be shattered. We ladies don’t hear or listen and eventually it will lead to our downfall


Let your husband look for some one fertile and responsible. By the way Are you sure those kids are his?

Haba madam, she is already going through a lot in her head. If u cant type something good, just dont type at all, haba

Black people don suffer

Body spray..... Thank me later

In Keffi nasarawa if we get 4 hours a day, we usually thank God

Seun:
It's a nifty concept that allows us to treat Jesus and God as the same person or as different people depending on which is more convenient.

When worshipping or praying to Jesus, it's not idolatry because Jesus is God. God's oneness, as declared in the Old Testament isn't violated.

OTOH, when Jesus cries "my God, my God why have you forsaken me?", it makes perfect sense because Jesus and God are different people.

"I and the Father are one" - the same person.
"My father is greater than I" - different people.
"Before Abraham was, I am" - the same person.
"Nobody knows the day or the hour, not even the son, only the Father knows" - different people.

You have just confused me the more

Sewasaunt:
...with or without the parent's permission?
What exactly do you hope to gain by doing that too?
Hot gist for nairaland? likes? I don't understand

Do u think we can do that without the parents?
We are trying to promote the image of our hospital after a successful delivery and also hopefully, a successful surgery to separate them.

dominique:
Is that the real photo of the conjoined twins?

Will get more photos when I get to work today

A set of conjoined twins were born at federal medical center KEFFI today Monday 13th August, 2018.
Details of their status would be shared soon

jbnm:
location karu local government nasarawa state.call 08151438521

How much?