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it's very proper.

it's recommended so you'll know if she can wash well. washing machine is for lazy wives.


*grabs shield*

telemapreye1:
Fear of shyness...undressing in front of my partner and sharing things

see this one.

LMAO abeg open yansh jare. make I chook my hand jo

udatso:
It's all your opinion. It's my choice. You can't impose your thoughts on me. And I think we are done here. Other than your condescension attitude, I don't think there's anything meaningful left for you to say

but the one you have was imposed on you? or am I wrong? did you grow up and weigh every religion and choose Islam? no I believe. so what are you saying.

Farmerforlife:
Your hypocrisy is astonishing. While you engage in obscene and lewd talk on the internet (as your customised substitute for logical reasoning), you pretend to be righteously outraged at the Muslim Paradise where lawful sex takes place by permission of our Creator. It leads me to believe that it is not the Muslim idea of Paradise that you are at odds with, but Islam itself. In any case, you need not stress yourself over it, hating stress as you do. Your issues with the Muslim Paradise are mute since you are assuredly not going to be there while holding your current state of unbelief. If peradventure, He decides to guide you, your devil will permit you to see how great a reward paradise is. The Muslim paradise is only for those who wish to go there.

spiritual Arabic porn star wannabe

afraid of poverty. any other thing na wash.
money money money

Farmerforlife:
The angels have no other function. They were created for that purpose.

Technically, we are all slaves. Of our passions, our jobs, our neighbours, our colleagues, our families, our societies... but the most magnanimous Master is our Lord and Creator, and Muslims are solely submissive to Him, unlike non-Muslims who take their actions from the opinions of the above mentioned 'masters', and waste their lives seeking their pleasures. We serve Allah Alone, because Allah's desires for us are always to our benefits, which His Wisdom alone can encompass fully, and His prohibitions on us are those things which He knows can harm us. Add to that the fact that He has the ability to reward our services without limitations.

why did you ignore my last mention to you. you said angels don't have freewill so tell me how jinns disobeyed alla? forget slaves, even slaves have free will but are subjugated by force. zombies, robots, machines are things that have no free will.

tell me how did jinns disobey alla?

let me watch how you'll spin this.

EyeHateGod:
so basically the angels are Slaves in Heaven? God still Loves Slavery.

no.

slaves still have freewill but are being subjugated. angels are like zombies. no freewill Lolz

according to that man

JSoE:
And also a bunch of selfish 72 virgin-screwing men with erections that would never go soft.
I bet there'd be a ceaseless supply of eternal viagra.
Lwkmh oo

LMAO. even the gonorrhea no go be here oh.

Mouth Action, cowgirl ride, doggy, wheelbarrow, reverse cowgirl every prophet and imam would be busy fvcking till eternity, including prophet isa and father Abraham hahaha. it would be a cool being in such environment oh.

prophet mo is an idiot seriously

JSoE:
And I thought the christain fairytales were funny. I just found one that's more amusing.

no 70 virgins with long kondos for women oh. just men. selfish fairytale. atleast the Christians didn't allocate special items for male alone but this ones it's all men men men.

jsoe would you like to go to Islamic heaven with me so I can tell lala that I want you alone?

udatso:
So a Christian's life on earth is to worship God and sing praises to the lord. And his reward for doing this is to further worship and sing praises In the presence of God for eternity? And you actually see sense in this?
I don't see how eternally singing praises is a reward. It's actually a form of worship. You might not like the nature of Islamic paradise but I do and it makes perfect sense to me and that's all that matters.



Farmerforlife it's been a long time. How are you doing brother

Lolz.

so alah does not have a greater reward than pussee and alcohol? mayan? I though alah was better than man

you believe being a porn star till eternity is the reward you'll get? Choi in no go use laugh kill me. in too like fvck haba...

I just imagine Islamic paradise and it's going to be fun. but in your dream.

remove your heard from the Arab god's asz my friend. it will be more better you even follow the gods of your forefathers not this one imposed on you by a war lord danfodio.

wake up and stop dreaming of spiritual 70 virgins and Jack Daniels

Farmerforlife:
I explained earlier, we were created to be His viceregents and the leaders on earth. The angels are not. In fact the angels were commanded to submit to our superiority over them. Lacking free will does not necessarily imply perfection.

In future, if you would like me to answer your questions, please refrain from the uncouth juvenile comments like the one I crossed out above. If you insist on making them, there is no need to mention me, ask someone else. Your ignorance, and inability to understand logical explanations should not be an excuse for you to be making uncalled for remarks.

OK sorry for my choice of ridicule...

leader of the earth? for what? what and who are we leading? and whats the point of the whole leading show?

you say angels don't have freewill? seriously? then how did jinns disobey alah?

waiting......

Adaahjacob:
Nigerians with funny stunt. Even if the guy is not worth the yes, since na public display, to avoid humiliation, she must say yes. 9ja my country.
#meanwhile, na who evn introduce proposing b4 marriage?

I just don't even know. the way things from the west enter out society is like thief in the night. nobody knows. it's sad. now it's a must one does it publicly.

I can't do it. period.

Farmerforlife:
He can, He created the angels perfectly obedient to His Will. Same with the animals. For example, individual cattle cannot just decide to stop eating grass and start hunting other cattle for meat. Their role and position in this world is fixed. But a leader and controller, which man was created to be, should have the option of choice and decision making. For this reason, He gave us the free will to make our own decisions either to obey, or to disobey.

so why didn't he just create us like angels? so we can just all be saved and fvck till eternity? I still don't see the need For test here. it's unfair creating angels perfect and create us imperfect. alah must be high on virgin pussee juice.

udatso:
Nope. You were the one that brought christianity paradise into it. You advocated for them that their paradise makes better sense when you said


So tell as why you think so? Cos your bolded comment was what brought christianity into it

OK there they said things of the flesh would not be practised. just singing and enjoying god's presence makes more sense..

but you Lolz spirit fvcking spiritual virgin. drinking spiritual wine.

how many virgins will alah get? maybe 10million with multiple deeck looolz alah must be a pervert too

Farmerforlife:
To seperate the obedient from the disobedient.

why didnt he just create everyone perfect and save us the stress? or he cant do that?

udatso:
What's the nature of the Christian paradise?

ask them na. but why must you compare yours with that of the christians to make your point? you arabs always do that

JSoE i cant enjoy this laugh alone. you too must read this oh

udatso:
What kind of paradise appeal to you?

i dont believe in any paradise. when i die i find out.

but your paradise for sure is going to look like a porn industry. wtfk am i reading. lets assume 1 billion men enter allahs heaven. then thered be 77billion virgins fhurking all day till eternity? rivers of wine. highness every minute. what a joke. the christian paradise makes more sense than yours hahahahaha

prophet mo was a comedian. walahi

Lalasticlala seun ishilove please the world needs to see this thread we need more people to laugh because this is sure comedy hahahaha

udatso:
To answer your question yes. InshaAllah I look forward to all the pleasures of paradise as stated in the Quran and authentic hadith.
I have a question for you. What is an ideal paradise to you? I mean how should life in paradise look like.

imagine houndreds of people fhurking and getting high. nakied virgins everywhere. thats your paradise? hahahahahahahahahaha islam is a joke. no wonder your prophet was a pervert. he reasoned with his penni-s

Farmerforlife:
There are no authentic narrations that state precisely the number of women given to individuals in Paradise. We hope for as many as possible. Why limit it to 72? Paradise is an aggregation of all that we enjoy here on earth, heightened and magnified thousands of times, as a reward for our faithfulness on earth. So yes, in as much as we enjoy the companionship of good friends, delicious food, tasty drinks and lawful sex on earth, we will enjoy them in unlimited quantities in Paradise.. insha Allah.

All people, men and women, obtain whatever they wish. If you are really with the Quran, you will see...

<<For them therein is all that they desire, for them therein, is all that they request, a gift from the All Forgiving, Most Merciful>>
surat Fussilat.

So, everyone; whether male or female will be granted ANYTHING that they desire.

As for your other comments, they show lack of a broad view, and petty analysis from a worldly perspective. There is neither drunkenness, nor jealousy, nor sickness, nor death in Paradise. There is no need for prayers or spirituality. All deeds are unnecessary, for those are tests for this world alone. If a man of paradise is preoccupied with the rewards that God has bestowed upon him, then he has earned it. All we need to do in Paradise is to enjoy His bounty, in the companionship of those faithful men and women, who submitted in obedience to His Will since the creation of mankind.

I hope that you are more enlightened now.

what is the test for?

Cessa0:
d boys luk lyk tu face o

aunty she born for 2face na

people die everyday. gerrout

JSoE:
Lol.
Deny it all you want. You two are connected somehow.

My day was fine. You made it fun with your comebacks. People were watching me as I laughed at your replies on my way back home. Anyway, that aside.
Enjoy the rest of today,bro.

laugh. didn't realize it was funny. well, enjoy yours too bye

JSoE:
Fine we're cool but just know it isn't alright to use threats to coax people into doing your bidding. Seun is your brother,your fellow Nigerian and a yoruba man like you.Forget all the fights upandan.
If you want to sort out a problem with him,do it the gentleman way.
Thread encounter forgotten as from now.
I hope your day went well.

seun is not my brother I don't fvcking know him or his ancestors. I have a different philosophy and you have yours, seriously not everytime dialogue works.

my day went well thank you. hope yours went well too

JSoE:
Kikiki...
I don't console 'gentlemen'.
Oya sorry before you start crying

hmm you no free forget our encounter for that thread Choi. Nawao.

anyways, thanks

*grabs vaseline*

JSoE:
Lwkm.
Good for you.

you are a wicked girl. I was expecting you'd console me but no.

cindyrocks:
Lol at least you are not rude.

meaning?

what are they doing close to Ihs property? am calling head office.

cindyrocks:
Wonder why all Afonja males are getting married to South East/South ladies.

Why endanger our ladies?


Stingy afonja men!

one Nigeria my dear. mmmchua*

Mufasa27:
Nigerians and their milk therapy, any small Dem go sharply am Milk na first aid

Lmao I no know who tell them say peak milk na first aid oh