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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by udatso: 2:22pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
ask them na. but why must you compare yours with that of the christians to make your point? you arabs always do that
Nope. You were the one that brought christianity paradise into it. You advocated for them that their paradise makes better sense when you said
Adegoketheking:
i dont believe in any paradise. when i die i find out.
but your paradise for sure is going to look like a porn industry. wtfk am i reading. lets assume 1 billion men enter allahs heaven. then thered be 77billion virgins fhurking all day till eternity? rivers of wine. highness every minute. what a joke. the christian paradise makes more sense than yours hahahahaha grin grin grin grin
prophet mo was a comedian. walahi grin grin

So tell as why you think so? Cos your bolded comment was what brought christianity into it

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 2:25pm On Oct 06, 2016
Farmerforlife:


To seperate the obedient from the disobedient.
why didnt he just create everyone perfect and save us the stress? or he cant do that?
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 2:30pm On Oct 06, 2016
udatso:

Nope. You were the one that brought christianity paradise into it. You advocated for them that their paradise makes better sense when you said


So tell as why you think so? Cos your bolded comment was what brought christianity into it
OK there they said things of the flesh would not be practised. just singing and enjoying god's presence makes more sense..

but you Lolz spirit fvcking spiritual virgin. drinking spiritual wine.

how many virgins will alah get? maybe 10million with multiple deeck looolz alah must be a pervert too
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Nobody: 2:31pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
why didnt he just create everyone perfect and save us the stress? or he cant do that?

He can, He created the angels perfectly obedient to His Will. Same with the animals. For example, individual cattle cannot just decide to stop eating grass and start hunting other cattle for meat. Their role and position in this world is fixed. But a leader and controller, which man was created to be, should have the option of choice and decision making. For this reason, He gave us the free will to make our own decisions either to obey, or to disobey.

Btw, there is no stress on us. Stress comes from opposing the Divine Will, not from acting in obedience to it. From my previous example, if you try to raise cattle on a meat diet, they will be stressed out and suffer untold issues. It is the devil who decorates disobedience and make obedience seem stressful to you.

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by JSoE(f): 2:36pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
JSoE i cant enjoy this laugh alone. you too must read this oh angry grin

Thanks for the invite.
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 2:36pm On Oct 06, 2016
Farmerforlife:


He can, He created the angels perfectly obedient to His Will. Same with the animals. For example, individual cattle cannot just decide to stop eating grass and start hunting other cattle for meat. Their role and position in this world is fixed. But a leader and controller, which man was created to be, should have the option of choice and decision making. For this reason, He gave us the free will to make our own decisions either to obey, or to disobey.
so why didn't he just create us like angels? so we can just all be saved and fvck till eternity? I still don't see the need For test here. it's unfair creating angels perfect and create us imperfect. alah must be high on virgin pussee juice.

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Nobody: 2:41pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
so why didn't he just create is like angels? so we can just all be saved and fvck till eternity? I still don't see the need For test here. it's unfair creating angels perfect and create is imperfect. [s]alah must be high on virgin pussee juice. [/s]

I explained earlier, we were created to be His viceregents and the leaders on earth. The angels are not. In fact the angels were commanded to submit to our superiority over them. Lacking free will does not necessarily imply perfection.

In future, if you would like me to answer your questions, please refrain from the uncouth juvenile comments like the one I crossed out above. If you insist on making them, there is no need to mention me, ask someone else. Your ignorance, and inability to understand logical explanations should not be an excuse for you to be making uncalled for remarks.

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 2:48pm On Oct 06, 2016
Farmerforlife:


I explained earlier, we were created to be His viceregents and the leaders on earth. The angels are not. In fact the angels were commanded to submit to our superiority over them. Lacking free will does not necessarily imply perfection.

In future, if you would like me to answer your questions, please refrain from the uncouth juvenile comments like the one I crossed out above. If you insist on making them, there is no need to mention me, ask someone else. Your ignorance, and inability to understand logical explanations should not be an excuse for you to be making uncalled for remarks.
OK sorry for my choice of ridicule...

leader of the earth? for what? what and who are we leading? and whats the point of the whole leading show?

you say angels don't have freewill? seriously? then how did jinns disobey alah?

waiting......

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by alfarouq(m): 3:10pm On Oct 06, 2016
Pidggin:


I wonder and also where do they manufacture these virgins? It is well
Good question, now let me ask you one where were you manufactured
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by udatso: 3:13pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
OK there they said things of the flesh would not be practised. just singing and enjoying god's presence makes more sense..

but you Lolz spirit fvcking spiritual virgin. drinking spiritual wine.

[s]how many virgins will alah get? maybe 10million with multiple deeck looolz alah must be a pervert too[/s]
So a Christian's life on earth is to worship God and sing praises to the lord. And his reward for doing this is to further worship and sing praises In the presence of God for eternity? And you actually see sense in this?
I don't see how eternally singing praises is a reward. It's actually a form of worship. You might not like the nature of Islamic paradise but I do and it makes perfect sense to me and that's all that matters.



Farmerforlife it's been a long time. How are you doing brother

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by JSoE(f): 3:16pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
imagine houndreds of people fhurking and getting high. nakied virgins everywhere. thats your paradise? hahahahahahahahahaha islam is a joke. no wonder your prophet was a pervert. he reasoned with his penni-s grin

And I thought the christain fairytales were funny. I just found one that's more amusing.
grin

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by EyeHateGod: 3:18pm On Oct 06, 2016
alfarouq:

In paradise you do whatever your heart desire and nobody will ask you why you are doing that even though its not possible one of teach hers use to say when you are in paradise, if anybody told you this is what you should do and what you should not do or someone come and call you let's go for worship, please look for a whip and flog the person. This is just to emphasize that in paradise no any spirituality.
I will write about paradise and hell some other times insha Allah
Is Homosexuality Allowed In Heaven?
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Pidggin(f): 3:23pm On Oct 06, 2016
alfarouq:

Good question, now let me ask you one where were you manufactured

I am human, living on earth. I just want to know where seventy virgins will be manufactured for each male(meaning an explosive population of females 70:1), how can one man service 70 maidens every day, will there be sexual enhancers and what about females, what's in it for them? I am not being sarcastic, these are real questions that I have wondered about. I respect every religion so be rest assured no insults from me.
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by EyeHateGod: 3:28pm On Oct 06, 2016
Anas09:

Say what you know, not what you dont. The Bible is read and understood by everyone, not like the koran which has other books writren by liars and perverts trying to explain the gibberish called koran.

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 3:30pm On Oct 06, 2016
udatso:

So a Christian's life on earth is to worship God and sing praises to the lord. And his reward for doing this is to further worship and sing praises In the presence of God for eternity? And you actually see sense in this?
I don't see how eternally singing praises is a reward. It's actually a form of worship. You might not like the nature of Islamic paradise but I do and it makes perfect sense to me and that's all that matters.



Farmerforlife it's been a long time. How are you doing brother
Lolz.

so alah does not have a greater reward than pussee and alcohol? mayan? I though alah was better than man

you believe being a porn star till eternity is the reward you'll get? Choi in no go use laugh kill me. in too like fvck haba...

I just imagine Islamic paradise and it's going to be fun. but in your dream.

remove your heard from the Arab god's asz my friend. it will be more better you even follow the gods of your forefathers not this one imposed on you by a war lord danfodio.

wake up and stop dreaming of spiritual 70 virgins and Jack Daniels

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 3:35pm On Oct 06, 2016
JSoE:


And I thought the christain fairytales were funny. I just found one that's more amusing.
grin
no 70 virgins with long kondos for women oh. just men. selfish fairytale. atleast the Christians didn't allocate special items for male alone but this ones it's all men men men.

jsoe would you like to go to Islamic heaven with me so I can tell lala that I want you alone? grin

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by EyeHateGod: 3:38pm On Oct 06, 2016
Farmerforlife:


I explained earlier, we were created to be His viceregents and the leaders on earth. The angels are not. In fact the angels were commanded to submit to our superiority over them. Lacking free will does not necessarily imply perfection.

so basically the angels are Slaves in Heaven? God still Loves Slavery. grin
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by JSoE(f): 3:42pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
no 70 virgins with long kondos for women oh. just men. selfish fairytale. atleast the Christians didn't allocate special items for male alone but this ones it's all men men men.

jsoe would you like to go to Islamic heaven with me so I can tell lala that I want you alone? grin

And also a bunch of selfish 72 virgin-screwing men with erections that would never go soft.
I bet there'd be a ceaseless supply of eternal viagra. grin grin
Lwkmh oo
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by kennyfad: 3:46pm On Oct 06, 2016
Brothers and Sister, if 70 virgins are for men, what will be the reward of Ladies, is it 70 virgin men for one single lady.? Omo she go weep oooooo

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 3:56pm On Oct 06, 2016
JSoE:


And also a bunch of selfish 72 virgin-screwing men with erections that would never go soft.
I bet there'd be a ceaseless supply of eternal viagra. grin grin
Lwkmh oo
LMAO. even the gonorrhea no go be here oh.

Mouth Action, cowgirl ride, doggy, wheelbarrow, reverse cowgirl every prophet and imam would be busy fvcking till eternity, including prophet isa and father Abraham hahaha. it would be a cool being in such environment oh.

prophet mo is an idiot seriously grin

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Nobody: 3:56pm On Oct 06, 2016
EyeHateGod:

so basically the angels are Slaves in Heaven? God still Loves Slavery. grin

The angels have no other function. They were created for that purpose.

Technically, we are all slaves. Of our passions, our jobs, our neighbours, our colleagues, our families, our societies... but the most magnanimous Master is our Lord and Creator, and Muslims are solely submissive to Him, unlike non-Muslims who take their actions from the opinions of the above mentioned 'masters', and waste their lives seeking their pleasures. We serve Allah Alone, because Allah's desires for us are always to our benefits, which His Wisdom alone can encompass fully, and His prohibitions on us are those things which He knows can harm us. Add to that the fact that He has the ability to reward our services without limitations.

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 3:58pm On Oct 06, 2016
EyeHateGod:

so basically the angels are Slaves in Heaven? God still Loves Slavery. grin
no.

slaves still have freewill but are being subjugated. angels are like zombies. no freewill Lolz

according to that man
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 4:03pm On Oct 06, 2016
Farmerforlife:


The angels have no other function. They were created for that purpose.

Technically, we are all slaves. Of our passions, our jobs, our neighbours, our colleagues, our families, our societies... but the most magnanimous Master is our Lord and Creator, and Muslims are solely submissive to Him, unlike non-Muslims who take their actions from the opinions of the above mentioned 'masters', and waste their lives seeking their pleasures. We serve Allah Alone, because Allah's desires for us are always to our benefits, which His Wisdom alone can encompass fully, and His prohibitions on us are those things which He knows can harm us. Add to that the fact that He has the ability to reward our services without limitations.
why did you ignore my last mention to you. you said angels don't have freewill so tell me how jinns disobeyed alla? forget slaves, even slaves have free will but are subjugated by force. zombies, robots, machines are things that have no free will.

tell me how did jinns disobey alla?

let me watch how you'll spin this.
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Nobody: 4:05pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
why did you ignore my last mention to you. you said angels don't have freewill so tell me how jinns disobeyed alla? forget slaves, even slaves have free will but are subjugated by force. zombies, robots, machines are things that have no free will.
tell me how did jinns disobey alla?
let me watch how you'll spin this.

I have told you to refrain from lewdnesd if you want me to answer your mentions.

Jinn are not, and never were angels. That is a christian myth. Jinn are parallel creatures created before mankind, with powers that we do not have. They were in control of the world before us, but they were even more incapable. For this reason, God put us there.


Adegoketheking:
Lolz.

so alah does not have a greater reward than pussee and alcohol? mayan? I though alah was better than man

you believe being a porn star till eternity is the reward you'll get? Choi in no go use laugh kill me. in too like fvck haba...

I just imagine Islamic paradise and it's going to be fun. but in your dream.

remove your heard from the Arab god's asz my friend. it will be more better you even follow the gods of your forefathers not this one imposed on you by a war lord danfodio.

wake up and stop dreaming of spiritual 70 virgins and Jack Daniels

Your hypocrisy is astonishing. While you engage in obscene and lewd talk on the internet (as your customised substitute for logical reasoning), you pretend to be righteously outraged at the Muslim Paradise where lawful sex takes place by permission of our Creator. It leads me to believe that it is not the Muslim idea of Paradise that you are at odds with, but Islam itself. In any case, you need not stress yourself over it, hating stress as you do. Your issues with the Muslim Paradise are mute since you are assuredly not going to be there while holding your current state of unbelief. If peradventure, He decides to guide you, your devil will permit you to see how great a reward paradise is. The Muslim paradise is only for those who wish to go there.

Yes, there are many other rewards in the Muslim paradise, the greatest being the ability to look upon our Lord. Anti Muslim pundits tend to be fixated on the physical stuff more often though, which is why these are always mentioned.

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 4:08pm On Oct 06, 2016
Farmerforlife:


Your hypocrisy is astonishing. While you engage in obscene and lewd talk on the internet (as your customised substitute for logical reasoning), you pretend to be righteously outraged at the Muslim Paradise where lawful sex takes place by permission of our Creator. It leads me to believe that it is not the Muslim idea of Paradise that you are at odds with, but Islam itself. In any case, you need not stress yourself over it, hating stress as you do. Your issues with the Muslim Paradise are mute since you are assuredly not going to be there while holding your current state of unbelief. If peradventure, He decides to guide you, your devil will permit you to see how great a reward paradise is. The Muslim paradise is only for those who wish to go there.
spiritual Arabic porn star wannabe grin

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by udatso: 4:12pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
Lolz.

so alah does not have a greater reward than pussee and alcohol? mayan? I though alah was better than man

you believe being a porn star till eternity is the reward you'll get? Choi in no go use laugh kill me. in too like fvck haba...

I just imagine Islamic paradise and it's going to be fun. but in your dream.

remove your heard from the Arab god's asz my friend. it will be more better you even follow the gods of your forefathers not this one imposed on you by a war lord danfodio.

wake up and stop dreaming of spiritual 70 virgins and Jack Daniels
It's all your opinion. It's my choice. You can't impose your thoughts on me. And I think we are done here. Other than your condescension attitude, I don't think there's anything meaningful left for you to say

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 4:15pm On Oct 06, 2016
udatso:

It's all your opinion. It's my choice. You can't impose your thoughts on me. And I think we are done here. Other than your condescension attitude, I don't think there's anything meaningful left for you to say
but the one you have was imposed on you? or am I wrong? did you grow up and weigh every religion and choose Islam? no I believe. so what are you saying.
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by chubbyswit(m): 4:18pm On Oct 06, 2016
Anas09:

You forfot to add what Abu Umama said in quran Pg351 (who even wrote the quran)... All the muslims in paradise will have an eternal errected peni.s that never softens. (Sunan Ibn Magah) Eaxh time they sleep with them(Virgins), they find them virgins again, (their cervix closes up again). The sensation you feel each time time you make love is utterly deliciius and out of this world, and were you to experience it on this earth, you'd faint.

Where is that Friendchoic? Come here and praise your perverted muhammed. This is the reason he died with his Peni.s errected.

Guys do you all know muhammed was buried with an errecred pen.is? The pervert couldnt even wait to cross over before he starts sex agaisn.

Cursed goat that muhammed. Of all the sex he had, he never had a living offspring, male or female to carry his name.

The curse of human race.

hahahahahahahahahaha please someone stop me from laughing

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by JSoE(f): 4:39pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
prophet mo is an idiot seriously grin
grin I know, right? A brave pigheaded idiot.

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Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by udatso: 4:40pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
but the one you have was imposed on you? or am I wrong? did you grow up and weigh every religion and choose Islam? no I believe. so what are you saying.
What do you care? Like I said, we are done.
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Adegoketheking: 4:47pm On Oct 06, 2016
JSoE:


grin I know, right?
A brave pigheaded idiot.
Lolz let's leave this thread for them ojere. awon Arab werey
Re: Are Muslims Truly Hoping for 72 Virgins,wine,milk and honey In Allah's Heaven? by Nobody: 5:10pm On Oct 06, 2016
Adegoketheking:
spiritual Arabic porn star wannabe grin

Truly an edifying comment, worthy of your wisdom. You know, I have always held that interacting with an uncouth character is futile and time-wasting. You can neither learn from him, nor teach him. And his company tends to always be execrable. Sad.

Have a good day yourself.

udatso:

It's all your opinion. It's my choice. You can't impose your thoughts on me. And I think we are done here. Other than your condescension attitude, I don't think there's anything meaningful left for you to say

You are right in that bro, they never actually have anything meaningful to say. Falsehood always gives way before the truth. It always ends in lewdness, obscenity and abuse, in lieu of logical reasoning. This is because Islam is unassailable from a logical stand.

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