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Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 9:27pm On Nov 13, 2012

Asaba man: Should i say sumtin?

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 9:27pm On Nov 13, 2012

Asaba man: Should i say sumtin?

Asaba man: Should i say sumtin?

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 9:25pm On Nov 13, 2012

dopeJemi: Oya gimme ur 2go username

i dont ave any. Opps. Wat an angry face uve got. Lol

Christianity Etc › Re: Virgin Mary Image Seen On Hospital Window In Malaysia by ademiller(f): 8:37pm On Nov 13, 2012

Im a catholic. Not all of us are naive. I dont believe dis apparition is mother mary. D devil is a deciever. Wat is d purpose of d apparition? It heals, give us money? Did it say anytin. I believe in one GOD, THE FATHER ALMIGHTY CREATOR OF HEAVEN AND EARTH.

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Foreign Affairs › Re: Barack Obama Vs Mitt Romney : Election Night Thread by ademiller(f): 8:54am On Nov 07, 2012

ItsModella: [size=50pt]OBAMA WINS!!![/size]

damn, america n d world r in deep shit.

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Jokes Etc › Re: If U Get D Ansa Make Mod Ban Me by ademiller(f): 3:16am On Nov 02, 2012

Ryda: animal boy oya correct am

wat is rong wit dis one?

Celebrities › Chidinma Of Project Fame Nd Adams Of Soundcity Find Love by ademiller(op): 1:12pm On Nov 01, 2012

Heard from a reliable busy body, dat chidinma d kedikeh songstress is datin adams a soundcity presenter. Dont know how true it is but i guess they both make a grand couple. So people is dis true or not. No insults,

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 11:50am On Nov 01, 2012

dopeJemi: Dahz mah baby

Gimme yo pin

i no day use bb my dear. embarassed

dopeJemi: Dahz mah baby

Gimme yo pin

i no day use bb my dear.

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 11:48am On Nov 01, 2012

Anubiri: Must u be a mad man b4 u becum comedian...abeg mak una carry una crazy crazy brain $ fingers leave dat keypad mak e no spoil u kw na made in ABA...mad frndz

reporting an escaped mental patient. Dont tell me aro is full cos dis one's gatta b locked up real fast. He is a danger to himself nd d society. Take note.

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 5:43pm On Oct 30, 2012

dopeJemi: Lwkmd!

Kay!

Bring dat body over here lemme rub some butter on ya n put corn beef on ur belLy button cuz mah toaster z plugged in n lemme toast ya

I Rove you
Sowie, I love you

okay boo. I gree

Jokes Etc › Re: If U Get D Ansa Make Mod Ban Me by ademiller(f): 5:40pm On Oct 30, 2012

Ryda: that how u faiL in school

gbagaun. Lmfao

Jokes Etc › Re: If U Get D Ansa Make Mod Ban Me by ademiller(f): 1:04pm On Oct 30, 2012

Ryda: Question: What often falls but never gets hurt?

Answer:

bobie of cos. Br ea st s

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Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 12:16pm On Oct 30, 2012

Toast me again

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 12:00pm On Oct 30, 2012

dopeJemi: U quoted me without replying me

wen ur busy tellin ur frnd dat im d one afta u nko?

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 11:58am On Oct 30, 2012

dopeJemi:

Na woman dey find Me

Dracula no dey sLeep 4 nite

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 11:49am On Oct 29, 2012

dopeJemi: I'm toastin u nau

how oh? U avent told me anyfin joh. Lol

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 11:47am On Oct 29, 2012

Asaba man: ofeke...

dopeJemi: Mbeke

Asaba man: ofeke...

nd u both aint fightin ova me.

Family › Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by ademiller(f): 3:32pm On Oct 22, 2012

fellis: Good God.
I am doing C-section. Natural birth is not by force.

a few hours of pain is better than almost a yr of pain nd healin stitches. B wise.

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Christianity Etc › Re: T.B Joshua Predicted The Nigeria Floods by ademiller(f): 3:23pm On Oct 22, 2012

Na wa oh. Y dont we usualy hear d predictns b4 it happens. Y always afta d event u wil say tb joshua predictd one tin or d oda. Na wa

Family › Re: Funniest Thing You Said During Labour And Delivery by ademiller(f): 2:47pm On Oct 22, 2012

Wen my little one was findin her way out, i was like,ouch, owww. Wen d real labour started, i cry like mad, wen she forced her head down see shout 'i wan to shit oooo', c as them rush ansa me fastly, carry me land 4 bed, cos d chick was almost out nd i was standin. God is great.

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Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 9:23am On Oct 22, 2012

dopeJemi: Fighting over who

I can't fight 4 wat I already av nau, c'mon

is dat so? Dint quite remember u toastin me huh

dopeJemi: Fighting over who

I can't fight 4 wat I already av nau, c'mon

is dat so? Dint quite remember u toastin me

Jokes Etc › Re: Whose Fault Is It? by ademiller(op): 10:14pm On Oct 20, 2012

moshoodn: Bulls and bears!

cow

Jokes Etc › Re: Lets Have Fun by ademiller(op): 10:11pm On Oct 20, 2012

lari03: mtchew by all standards is an exclamation,a nigerian poser that needs no interpretation.

interpretatn of craze.

Jokes Etc › Re: Emmm! Its About Akpos And A Teacher☹☹☹ by ademiller(f): 9:45pm On Oct 20, 2012

Asaba man: did u not check before u click? mtcheeew

@joke. you try jare.

shuo na fite? Mtcheww

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 9:21pm On Oct 20, 2012

Emmafrancis: Exactly what was on my mind all day. Crazy dumb jokes. People gat da heart to joke about aluu , boko haram bombings, even the flood. Jah help us

my dear thank u o. Dats d point im tryna bring out. They take everytin as a joke nd its gettin pretty borin.

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 9:18pm On Oct 20, 2012

dopeJemi: C ya doubLe Lip

come on boys u dont ave to fite over me? Lmfao

Jokes Etc › Re: Emmm! Its About Akpos And A Teacher☹☹☹ by ademiller(f): 12:30pm On Oct 19, 2012

dopeJemi: akpos in CLass

D teacher asked akpos 2 count 4rm 0 to 10

Akos:0 1 2 3 4 6 7 8 9 10

Teacher: where z 5

Akpos: yesterday, I heard on d news dat 5 died in a car accident

*d teacher had a miscarriage*

:p:p:p

tell me its a joke.

Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos Lost His Wife☺☺☺ by ademiller(f): 12:15pm On Oct 19, 2012

dopeJemi: Emmm! Boobsqee

U've bin usin dat dispLay picture since God knows when

Change it nau so I can get Mur view of ur manchester

damn she had to show u her white bra.

Jokes Etc › Re: Akpos Lost His Wife☺☺☺ by ademiller(f): 12:12pm On Oct 19, 2012

booqee: Too much of akpos joke! Abeg not more funny

even if d joke was stale, ur grammer had me laughing.

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 11:59am On Oct 19, 2012

dopeJemi: Emmm! I imagined it

wat a wild nd naughty imagination u got.

Events › Re: Pictures From Nigeria Got Talent by ademiller(f): 7:46pm On Oct 18, 2012

D guy beside andre blaise, wats dat he got round his neck? Rubber water bottle. Kai.

Jokes Etc › Re: To D Aluu Addicts. by ademiller(op): 7:21pm On Oct 18, 2012

dopeJemi: C ya moLecuLe As....

spoilt child. Bully like u. Lol. How do u know i gat a molecule as....?

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