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Monsieursuave: .

ℓ☺ℓ. Itz /monsio/ /su-av/

Are you an Afrikan??

ojingbe: my broda is possible.ask hw oau own is possible

Jamb combined both first and second choice candidates. For example, I chose oau as my 1st and 2nd skul of choice, it would be counted twice in jamb stats but in OAU's stats, my name would appear just once.

Welcome back from detention bro.

Trafford: Na wa o! So you guys mean you couldn't offer any form of entertainment while I watched from the sidelines for 72 whole hours...this is bad!


anyway..I see some New names here, y'all welcame


Ehnnn...Mr. Mod, I see your handiwork o! N I tell you...not everyone appreciates what you're doing here.. You just being a killjoy.. No offence

n now to the topic at hand.. Hehehehe, na only laff I fit laff. How can you say candidates stepped down cuz they didn't score up to 220?ehnnn? U knw how many scored 199 n felt like tearing themselves apart? Then man manage enter 200 on the dot..then one person wey call himself 'educationist' go advise am to step down n he go follow..abi? Cuz he put jass for mouth! Even if na your papa sef, you go defy he words!

So that claim, my dear..is totally out!

BTW, I saw that on myschool as well..n I ignored it..cuz there's no way 2k+ would forfeit an exam 15k was eligible for.. No matter the reasons behind.. If e high well well... We should be talking of Hundred...let's say 500-700.

I no even know where that guy carry he stats from cuz Uniben no dey release such.

Ehhnnnn...what else so? where them Didi..n the rest? Them better show face now or else ehnnn..


n above all.... #16days to go

GBAM!!!
You've said it all.

tsleazy: how was it...

you know how it was.

Monsieursuave: .

Were u a cbt candidate?

Nah.

ojingbe: My pple.dis is official 19735 scred above 200 in OAU while 12500 wrote d pume 5700 passed above 200 in pume naw xplain dat if dat uniben statics cnt b true

If you say so...but know that the 19735 is made up of both 1st and 2nd choice aspirants and some aspirants if not many chose OAU for both.

tsleazy: ..#true talk...i have heard of many people hu's results werent released becuz of passport uploading

We ain't talking abt that...the guy @myschool.com was referring to those that didn't come for the exam at all.

Monsieursuave: .

If we really wanna Ⱦαƪƙ abt dz jamb being a blessing in disguise we shuld β̣̣̥
talkin abt d CBT candidates

lol...it was a blessing

Monsieursuave: .

Still finding it difficult 2 understand Ʊя argument.

Thought I was the only one
[url=en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Statistician]statistician[/url]

Miscellaneous: u jst confirmed y i said its truly a blessing in disguise. I would wanna talk more but i dont want to for some certain reasons. Buh do u believe dose wu scored below 200 really scored below 200 ? My guy, I know of gurus that jamb witheld their biology & maths cos their mark was way too high. . .and its jst nt fair cos dey disgraced jamb. . . So many pipo scored above 240 sef but DIBU want d nation to feel d importance of jamb so it wont be scrapped! I agree ur gud o. But lets tink of it u got 223 in jamb and got 60 as agrega8-ecostat. . . If it were d past years I bet u shud be a more worried than this. . .lets be sincere. . U go c guys wey dey get 70 upwards cos i heard dis pume was cheap xcept for engineering o. . . .we hear am HØT!+!. . . .we thank God sha.

#sorry 4 my errors i dey busy nw

Yea yea yea...everyone knows this year's UtMe was a blessing in disguise to the lucky fortunate ones.

Monsieursuave: Where'd U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ get d 299* from. Nt Ӎұ post sha.
Ï'm arguing wid wah Ï saw . N according 2 dat, itz jz over 2k+ so ƪϝ U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ aproximate, U̶̲̥̅̊‎​'ll av 2 beat it down.

beat what down...just searched for the stuff now its 2,954.


www.myschool.com.ng/uniben/news/19361/uniben-jamb-performance-index-for-2013.html

Obeni precious: Where did u guys got all these false info from? Cos I knw uniben don't release statistics of the number of aspirants that wrote and those that didn't write. Anything that's not official mehn it's just a bloody speculation.

We are not disputing that fact.

Monsieursuave: 2k+ nt 3k. Tho itz still much sha,
But itz still a possibility

2,99*...
3,000 (approx)

Monsieursuave: .

Soo many thingz could av happened ₪ǻ. Some people even after gettin 2 uniben could nt locate dia halls on time hence dae were rebuffed. Wat d stat is simply sayin is dat 2k+ people were marked absent nt jz dose dat did nt show up on dat day. Even sum people dat got 2 dia halls were marked absent 4 1 misbehaviour or d oda. Ï've nt even talked abt dose dat couldn't dat qualified and could nt complete dia registration for 1 reason or d oda0 Or even dose with invalid registration. So U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ c der r very many reasons. Dat even Ï cannot list. #idontaya2type. *sighs


Ï agree wid U̶̲̥̅̊‎​ dat it does look cooked up. But Ʊя argument of it being impossible for dat much people 2be absent is null n void.

I wish it were true tho.

We are talking of 3000 candidates here bro.
Just imagine it now.
3000 human being no be small number o.

Miscellaneous: bro, i dont want to post but seeing ur post i decided to. I was expecting over 4000 students to step down considering dis year's jamb performance. Thats the bitter truth. It is advised that if u av below 220 in jamb dont tink of going to any federal uni such as uniben, unilag, oau, uI, unizik etc cos d competition dere na die. . . .i was really surprised coming to dis thread to see some pipo wit 212,208, 216 etc in jamb and are here. . . I guess they didnt meet wit one of dese educationist or . . . . else they wu'd av advised dose wit low scores to step down. . to delsu or any poly. Well, i rememba somebdy said dat dis jamb is a blessing in disguise. . Its true. Come to tink of it. Only 14k was eligible 4 uniben pume. . Unilag & unizik didnt took below 200 as jamb cutoff (4 some courses though). . . .my broda jst be happy . . . If i may ask wats ur jamb score ?

#didnt_mean_any_harm
#post_modified
#loqqed_out

Lmfao....just can't stop laughing.
Do you know over 50% of those who wrote this year's post-ume scored below 220?? . And over 80% of the 50% had amazing aggr8 due to their good post-utme scores (though a fallacy).
By the way, my utMe score is 223 just 3 marks above 220 and I still made an aggr8 of 60%.

mickeyIso: yh computer science. .mr romance has bn banned

Lol@Mr romance.
.
Do you know his aggr8??

mickeyIso: those are possible reasons.it cud also b dt some cudnt afford to buy d form.accident victims ..in fact dere re so many reasons y D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ cud av missed d exam

Lol...are you telling me all these calamities affected 3000 candidates?

BARON DE MONTE: am new here

We know .
Welcome.

mickeyIso: baronboy is nt a law aspirant .ola looking for who to ban

Do you know him?
What's his course and aggr8?

Mind you, 14,99* aspirants qualified for the exam..*and according to this post, only 12,000 sat for the exam...what now happnd to the remaining 2,99* aspirants?
They fell sick?
Were not aware of the exam?
Got admission into their 2nd school of choice?
Still can't figure out what could have deterred a whole 3000(approx) aspirants.

Monsieursuave: "Out of d 14,000 wu qualified 4 d pume, only 12,000 wrote d pume nd 5,000 scored blow 50% agr8. And uniben may likely admit 7,000 dis year..... So congrat 2 al dose wu scored 50% agr8. D only tin dat cn hapen is dat dey may change ur course....."

Saw Đíŝ comment in myschool.com. Don't know hw true it is tho, jz decided 2 share...

I doubt this report,
The statistics soundslooks like a cooked up s**t.
(though wish it could be true).
*Dazall*

BARON DE MONTE: I am Barondiv from Enugu, pls pals judging from this years performances, do you think 68 aggregate can merit me law in the almighty uniben?

Are you baronboy??

Good morning pals .

I was unable to post here for some hours due to some technical disabilities of my service provider.

Hope you all had a wonder night.

Yea...the man should be sacked.
I never liked him.
He talks like an illitra8 tout

Austino1000: what is ur score nd agg

64-60 respectively.

[quote author=oliseh.com]ok,lets wash nd C[/quote]No lele...

Mickey7: Who liked M̶̲̥̅γ̲ post Mr seun d atheist dnt I deserve to knw? I dint say anytin o :X

Hehehe..I pirry you o...
You're playing with life-ban on NL.


But cwiously, we should know our post likers.

[quote author=oliseh.com]if i cash u,ori e a fokasibe.[/quote]Cash me if you can

Austino1OOO: My screening score is 78 and 64 agg. I'm going for ISD and u

You are a brain man.
I want to be like you when I grow up sir.

[quote author=oliseh.com]Huh!.....u did wat. *no wonder* isi gi wa.[/quote]good for ya

Austino1OOO: Are you the CSO..and Why shouldn't they quote my post

Its my job to protect the NL handle of every citizen poster of this thread.
According to my statistics, over 100 NL handles have been banned for quoting you.
Once again sir, abandon this account ASAP.

*dazall*

[quote author=oliseh.com]wats urs,and ur agg score

nope,barca. Besides i took urs.[/quote]Hahahaha...it was a trap!!!
I knew someone was stealing my cuban coffee so I mixed the one you took with shelsea dry gin.....

[quote author=oliseh.com]yeah u r,there is no other one. *guy ur handle is a banning machine*[/quote]Lwmmqmj...laugh won make me quit my job