₦airaland Forum

See how e be like air bag

I've been using this stuff for about 2months now.

Now wey e Don show for Nairaland, make I dey prepare to kiss ham goodbye.

Aunty Rose, why not meet me personally and pour out your mind instead of tabling my matter before Nairaland . Anyways, ah wee start packing my things first thing tomorrow morning . I thank you and uncle for the hospitality.

mukina2:
Group A

PSG
Arsenal
Basel

Then After Arsenal come out 2nd in the group, they'd face Real Madrid, Barcelona or Bayern Munich.

jazinogold:
U DON GRADUATE?

Baba Jazino *two hands up in the air.

I just dey observe labour market from afar ni.

Don Jazzy can sabi fight o

Well, what do you expect from a Don.

Minimum of a 2.1? I'm outta here.

The only powerful tip I'd recommend is to know as many people as possible (networking). Wanna get your dream job, then adopt the man-know-man policy. Thank me later.





PS: Not discrediting the aforementioned points though.

Pursuit Of Happiness

At OP, get your facts straight

UNIBEN SCHOOL FEES SCHEDULE
NON SCIENCES First Year = ₦46,400.
Second Year = ₦12,400
Third Year = ₦12,400
Final Year = ₦12,400
SCIENCES (Including Medical Sciences)
First Year = ₦49,400
Second Year To Final Year = ₦14,400
Uniben simply UNIBEST + CHEAPEST

SUG LATEST HAPPENINGS 22/08/2016!!!!

Corrosive Greeting to our Amiable UNIBEST Students. As earlier promised to always keep us abreast with happenings on campus even while you are far away for Holidays. This is to clear the doubt and rumour on social media as regard Hostel Accommodation, School Resumption Date, Hike in School fees and Admission exercise.
Considering the Stance of the Dean of Students, Prof. Benson O. Osadolor, Hostel application exercise has NOT commenced and according to him, whether or not the application will be online has not been decided yet.
However, the Dean promised that fair and equal chance would be given to every UNIBEN INTELLECTUAL especially the incoming 100 level Students and the Final Year Brethren (FYB). And reiterating the words of the Dean of Students "Hostel Accommodation would be strictly on a first come first serve basis"
A chat today by The Public Relations Officer Student Hon. Ikotu Gideon Kelechi with the Deputy Vice Chancellor (Administration) Prof. Lawrence N. Ezemonye reveals that there is no new Date yet for Resumption and No New Calender for 2016/2017 Academic session. Consequently, Resumption Date for 2016/2017 Academic session Remains "For Now" 03/09/2016. Any subsequent change would be made known to the General Public via this same platform.
In addition, the SUG is Not Unaware of the recent dreaded rumour on social media about the HIKE in school fees. This is to bring to our Notice that University Of Benin School fees Still Remains the same.
Conclusively, University Of Benin in line with the federal Government Directive will NOT be conducting POST UTME exercise. This was made known to the Public Relations Officer SUG today by the University Admission Officer. The various departments in the University has started submitting their cut-off marks. Consequently, Admission considerations would be strictly based on JAMB SCORES.
According to him also, the University Merit list "FIRST BATCH" would be released any time within this week and next.
The Students' Union Government urge every UNIBEN aspirant to discard any news contrary to the above and continually check on UNIBEN website for any update and admission status.
Furthermore, this is to sound a very serious warning to anyone involved in spreading false news to desist from such act as the consequences would be too rough on such if been caught.
Greatest Uniben Students, please let's be properly guided and disregard any News contrary to an adequate and a verified information from the Office Of The Public Relations Officer Students' Union Government.
Your INTEREST always will remain our UTMOST PRIORITY as your WELFARE Remains JEALOUSLY GUIDED. We Love you and wish you Smooth and Stress-free Holiday.
In all, lets not forget that SAFE IMPACT 2016 is highly set to always represent your INTEREST PROACTIVELY because YOU SPEAK WE LISTEN thereby enabling us WIN TOGETHER.
....IKOTU GIDEON KELECHI represents YOUR INTEREST PROACTIVELY BACK TO BACK....

Thanks for your usual cooperation.

Ikotu Gideon Kelechi
(Students' InfoBank)
Dir. Of Information (PRO)
BBM: 7BB53380
08149191488

exe0:
please where u for buy am



















D Igbo way u dey smoke

Probably a combo of oshogbo and Jamaican weeed.

Why did he give the Indonesian wife Dollars and the Nigerian husband Naira. I see discrimination















Nice one Prophet TB

Omo yibo0

Dept: Economics and Statistics
Dreaded course: Operations Research ECO329

Killed the course anyways

Wizkid- AyO Balogun

HERO?
I give up on this people

This man like selfies sha

HarkymTheOracle:
Wetin b dis man motive sef?

You probably missed this part.

... a reward for Dream Team VI performance after hearing of their embarrassing plight.

fanacy:
are you a soccer fan @all?? Did Nigeria participate in the London 2012 olympic?

And soccer was the only game played in London 2012 olympic you okay at all??

At last!!!

We now have, 1 Adekunle GOLD
1 JOKE SILVER and now
1 BRONZE

Now I'm satisfied , #Rio

NoreenUG:
Guys, it is for our own good that Nigeria crashes out empty-handed.
With the shoddy preparations and utter neglect by the people in charge, we should pray Nigeria loses out completely so as to send a message... That you can ONLY win by investing in our people!

It would be criminal if immbeciiles like Dalung are given a chance toi shine with a Bronze cup after the mess and embarrassment he and his pack of numbskulls have brought us.
Many of our athletes went for days without eating! They went for days without their kits and even some were humiliated at their hotel over lack of payment. Why doesn't anybody want to take blame for that mess?

Do you know the narrative our thieving leaders would spin at the next Olympics if we should end up winning bronze here after the shoddy preparations?

"After all, back in Rio2016, even after diverting money meant for our Olympic team and leaving them penniless, we still won Bronze. I'm sure they wouldn't mind us neglecting them again this year".

INCOMPETENCE MUST NEVER BE REWARDED!!! DOING SO WOULD HEIGHTEN THE IMPUNITY!

NIGERIA MUST CRASH OUT EMPTY-HANDED FOR OUR OWN GOOD!

WHEN YOU DON'T INVEST IN YOUR PEOPLE, DON'T EXPECT RESULTS!

Calm down Bros, how many medals did GEJ's government investment produce in the last olympics?

mightyleks:
9k ooo chelsea no spoil am o

Hehehe, Chelsea and Arsenal na bad market Bros. Sorry

A leopard never changes its spots

VolT0xic:
Can't fathom why both Van Gaal & Jose like Fellani

African juju at work

Thumbs up op. I so much appreciate this.


You wont find Nigerian Students flooding a thread like this. I weep for my Country

If you don't give a flying f about accounting profits, then you are a quack. simple as that. its on these reports that seasoned economist can use to predict the performance of the stock market. well you are a quack tho so I don't expect you yo know the correlation between the reports and it's effect on the economy

What then was I talking about , don't just quote/reply a post in a haste. Take your time to read, understand and if possible, study it before you reply.
When I said "as an Economist", I was actually passing a message which I'm quite sure a layman down the street would understand without any difficulty.
So my bro, Just in case in you do not know, ECONOMISTS DON'T CARE ABOUT ACCOUNTING PROFITS . BYE

bmdflo:
been following ur post for a while, it seems u are totally against the west, u back up ur reason with some kind of conspiracy theories, well u might be right, to some extend i reason with ur ideology of intellectual slavery, but look at it from this point of view, I am a young African youth with vision and vibrant mind,I av goals ahead of me but the government av refused to create an enabling environment for me, there is an offer outside there at little or no cost for me to set me on a high pedestal and achieve my goals, with an unbounded desire to reach a limitless height, what do you expect of me? to grab the opportunity even though I know it is purposely to enslave my insensitive nation and continually make them dependent or stick to my country and remain a mediocre for live? which i know i'll regret even in my grave yard.
I am of this school of thought, as long as a community continuously receive and depends on donations in any form, they will forever remain dependent in all aspect of live. but when you take care of your own, they will take care of you, a simple tool yet effective, the Jews have been making use of and they remain one of the richest group of people scattered all over. but then as an individual here, there is a limit to what we can do, as the politicians steal the money meant for developing the nation and foolishly develop the western countries because of their selfishness and extravagant lifestyle. what can a common man do rather than to grab any opportunity available or face life the way it presents itself.

I absolutely agree with you. I will choose brain drain over "brain dead" or "brain waste" any day anytime.

sylvez:
do u want to applied

Wickedt