₦airaland Forum

badbull92: Chai out f 500+ dat rote 4 ecostat na only 4 I don see...geez e b lyk say D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥m don lost nd yet I D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ hear say pple pass 2much but I still neva see person wey score mre dan 60 aggr or even hear... Y Ma source D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ lie lyk dis slf? Well ma go ask Ǻ̀́♍ 4 d last tym...mayb e go confess dis tym.

Ask your source about eco-stats cut-off na.

mofeuniben: Use ur etisalat to browse on pc for free www.eminado.com

Once again, What's the meaning of eminado?

jazinogold: One Of The Following Should Be
Scrapped Out in Nigeria
A. WAEC
B. JAMB
C. NECO
D. ASUU
E. GCE

A , B, C and E

jazinogold: ok...hope dese gentle men will accept dis appointment! C.S.O y u no include any gal? no homo o!

Lol..... You mean homosapien?

sylvalord: name of thread? *scratching my head*

Abeg scratch ham well well.

Asakel: IKJ no post anytin o. Jes dy look.

Till 5:00pm...
Aunty sperm still dey with ham.

Asakel: Ladies don't gini...?
No tok dah wan o.......dem be threat 4 our side o.

Lol..Lawanson gals get gun ni??

dinky007: I wudnt say dat if I were u?...".ladies don't shoot"

Reaalllyyy?

dinky007: so, tel me, wat course did u put-in for?

Ehm..lemme tap from Mr mcslize's faith.

I'm an 100L student of department of Economics and statistics.

Mickey7: yeah

If i cash you I go crash you like a trash-can.

jazinogold: i dy here, trying to catch up wit this thread....so many new posters...welcome pals....e b lyk say na 2 set up exco's for this thread o! C.S.O pls set up a 3 man ad-hoc commitee to draft out the electoral guidelines and com out wit a formidal name for this thread....expecting a rply b4 d end of 2day. (adjust classes)

Okay !!!
I and my OGAs at the top organised an emergency meeting now.
So we came up with these names.


* SYLVALORD
* MICKEY
* IKJ66 (would be released from detention today)....

Concerning the name of the thread, I fink that should be a collective thing.
Each aspirant should drop his/her own idea.



*imo*

jazinogold: her desk d C(nairaland COMMUNITY). S(SERVICE)..O(OFFICER)....uve nt responded to this post.

Lol..that's a lovely acronym boss....
Ehm ehm ....about the 3-man ad-hoc committee , me is still thinking * scratching head*

dinky007: not wit the C.S.O around

yea...I'm always around.

korm2me: u shock? Lol. Na true sha. Gud eight yrs

Hmmm... wealth of experience.

Detivo: uniben myt decide to use our screenin instead of aggr8 which is suppose to be. Bt if uniben finds out dat pple aggr8 ar mostly made high becos of jamb dey myt decide usin screenin becos dey set d qustion nd dey ar sure no cheatin was don. Bt if u get 298 in jamb nd score 49 in post ume screenin. To be frank do u tink dey wil giv ur course. Sedown dey luk :ouniben myt decide to use our screenin instead of aggr8 which is suppose to be. Bt if uniben finds out dat pple aggr8 ar mostly made high becos of jamb dey myt decide usin screenin becos dey set d qustion nd dey ar sure no cheatin was don. Bt if u get 298 in jamb nd score 49 in post ume screenin. To be frank do u tink dey wil giv ur course. Sedown dey luk

What are you saying guy....
Jeezzz!!! Your words dey give me headache.
Why did dey include aggr8 score when you checked your result?
I tried as much as possible not to comment on any cut-off related talk buh you just forced me.
Damnit!!!

Asakel: Yeeeeeeeehsuu!
I.G iz back

IG is still serving his punishment o..
#kuje prison things#

Asakel: *screams*
WHAAAAT! :-o
U have a gun..?
Adeeeeeex she z gat a gun. (i knw he'l be drinkin his hungarian coffe sumwhr in d block)
.
Lol!
.

Mawnin!
Jes goin 4my Eng/Lit

She's a lady man.
Ladies don't shoot.
Mind you , ma coffee is from cuba not hungary!!!.

Winzor78: tanx man,i'm a medicine aspirant. MAWNIN GUYZ

UWC.

dinky007: gudmorni, suprised cos I said background? actually meant in oblivion, anyway, seems u ve got a cool position...C.S.O

Yea yea yea..that's me.

Asakel: Hmmmn! Jes heard its "World Breast-feeding Week"
.
*preparing breakfast*
Hmmmn!
Nairaland na bosom i write?
Una go dy find trouble o.
Na B to the T

You mean Breasst?

mofeuniben: To use whatsapp for life time visit www.eminado.com

Abeg..what's the meaning of eminado?
I love that song.

Asakel: Omo see as masquito wan finis man pikin 4dis thread yestrnite......CSO jes leave window open ran go snore 4wan corner.
.
Na 2much "cuban coffee" dy cos am.
Hmmmph!

You no gbadun o

Damn!!! Aunty sperm boat just licked bizmania's @ss.

07-08-2013
Good morning house!!!
Welcome to a new day!!!

Detivo: der is sumtin i want u guys to knw nd discuss bt till morning wen u al wil be awake. make i go slip small, abeg make una no run enter 300 page b4 i wake. Una knw say i be learner nd dont want to skip intrestin pages. So pls nd pls xpecial u. U kwn ursef u way wan reach 300 by al impossible means

I hope say you fit run like usain bolt?

Detivo: i dont belief on aggr8. Uniben ar nt fools. Ask me y in d nxt 5hrs. adex i see ur pakagin 4 d thread. Weldon i dont belief on aggr8. Uniben ar nt fools. Ask me y in d nxt 5hrs. adex i see ur pakagin 4 d thread. Weldon

Thanks boss.

Detivo: guys i knw u wil be suprise dat i startd my 1st dey at midnyt. Jst comin bak 4rm vigil nd i decide to check if i wuld be alow to post. Se watin uniben make me do. Dey go vigil o on tusday.

Don't tellme you went to the vigil cos you wanna pray to God only for your admission into uniben....
We christians should always remember that our primary and most important goal is to be admitted into the Kingdom of God.
*dazall*

bizmania: dis guy must ne destined ooo.. He even started a new page on his 3rd ever nairaland post, just on his first visit to this thread! Some old cargoes have lasted for almost a year and havnt achieved such great feat! Kngratz bro! Or is he d prophetic child Hu knows ?

hahahahaha

dinky007: Hiya evrybodi! Bin doin more of viewin frm the background, med aspirant...uniben

background

bizmania: another cool guy! D CSO isnt here so I'll give the welcome note ... WELCOME 2 Unibest admission thread, wher everyone is a potential winner! Wow! Also noticed ure a freshbie! Dis is ur first ever nairaland post!... It's a plus!

Thanks for that..buh me went to the gents to do some things.

I see a hidden post o...I told you guys not to try it at home...una no dey hear word.

Detivo: i av been watchin 4rm d sideline.jst been alowd my 1st post wit dier plenty rule. I swear any uniben aspirant dats nt in dis thread is jst tryin to miss admission

Lol...welcome bro...what's your aggr8 and score?
But wait a minute o, why are you guys (sideliners) posting for the first time almost @ thesame time
Anyway, welcome to the family.