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Nekkie27: [color=#770077][/color]......my frst post here bin on d side lyn 4 quite sumtym nw,.,...decided 2 shw face....awayu pple?...#team uniben

wow!!! Another beauty queen just landed.
Welcome on board sis...what's your course and aggr8?

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Please don't try this at home

[color=#000000]Austino1OOO:[/color]
@ Adex, Are you there. I hail you oo

Yipee!!! I can now quote Austinooo ...praise tha lord oooooo

Asakel: Yeah!
Tanx bwo.
*regains lil strength*
How z u?

I'm just. Observing

Winzor78: Um. . .evening y'all. After abt a week in d vip standz,i finally get xum action. Big-ups y'all i'm impressed wif ur creativity nd d way u guyz interact.

Congrats bro...for starting a new page with your very first Nairaland post. What a great feat.
Congrats once again and welcome on board.
By the way, what's your aggr8 and course?

Da kingpin: gud night yall sleep tinz

9:49?? Sleep things?? JEEZZ!!!

Asakel: *panting hard*
Goddamnit
Jes ran 16pages to get here
*phew*

Sowi bro...
Take this sachet of pure water.

shakur07: Yhu ds man sha ..shebi U̶̲̥̅̊
go still do UI pume nao physiology tinzaz[ quote author=Adex098]
Lol...and Adex too.

U.I dey bleep up jor....for how many months now, them never set post-ume date.
I just pray make I reach physiology cut-off mark.
#team-physiology#

I hail you too o...mr aust**.......
My bross, type your username(Austin1OOO) at that local search space @the end of this page to see the catastrophe wey you don cause (indirectly).

That name (uNILORin) is so nauseating


#no offence pls#
That's how I feel.

Mickey7: y is d guy being linked to OAU its nt lyk sex is part of d university's curriculum

Its in their curriculum o..
I applied for sexology last year but I didn't meet up with the cut-off mark (285) ... The course is too competitive.

Mickey7: y is d guy being linked to OAU its nt lyk sex is part of d university's curriculum

It might just be a false information sef.

Mcslize: For emphasis sake. All my Docs are ready. Just waiting to print out my status

Okay ayaf hear.

[quote author=oliseh.com]Sure?[/quote]

Didi 5: the ranking of OAU as the best university in Nigeria is laughable.Is with the milipede-speed portal or the slow academic calender?The criteria used to rank universities by webometrics is questionable and bias.If you ask me to present my own list of the best universities in Nigeria my answer will not go beyond UNiLag,UI or Uniben.And about the acclaimed punana devouring record i wonder how you guys fell for a fictitious story.Guiness World record has its own terms and necessarily does not take every account into history,it was all the make up of a mischievous blogger.And in this age of copy-and-paste blogging,it went viral on the internet.It is fictitious

Oga didi yaf come again....
Well , the webometrics rating was not based on how fast or slow the academic calendar of a school is (its non of their business).
And for the OAU guy, I doubt your assertion.

*dazall*

Mickey7: so dt shakur guy is frm UI thread..always coming here to spy

Lol..na our progress the guy come dey watch.

Profemmy001: WhErE's aSaKeL?

Was about to ask too

[quote author=oliseh.com]u said u'ld rather giv out ur wife than giv out ur coffee dont blame me[/quote]Now I Ceeeee.

Profemmy001: Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes Yes YesYes Yes Yes YesYes Yes Yes Yes...Wanna outrun dah UI thread engineered by johntosyne, shakur, hesjay e.t.c

Lol...and Adex too.

Profemmy001: I hope when u guyz geh admitted, which is assured, U guys 'll be generous enough 2 come nd help future aspirants on future UNIBEN threads wit information. GR8 UNIBEST!!!

SURE (by God's grace)

sylvalord: abeg my oga.. Ignore dem jawe

Why did you edited edit mickey's post?
It is idol not idle!!!

*starting page no be ________*

Mickey7: for those dt think we are jobless n 'idol' ,for those dt think we are laffing to 'silly' jokes pls note dt dis thread apart frm being a place where matters relating to admission are discussed,it is also a medium where aspirants interact...so,if ure not ok with it,kk!

GHAM!!!

Mickey7: lol haba!

Habatically

[quote author=oliseh.com]anoda e-war abt 2 start
*sits comfortably on a chair*#steals Adex's cuban coffee#*sips*[/quote]ladies don't steal..you should have asked instead

sylvalord: I want dis thread to reach 300 b4 friday.. Who's wif me?

Who are you racing with ?
UI thread?

Profemmy001: Juz back 4rm the morning session. lemme extend diz word of prophecy 4rm Pastor Adeboye..."JESUS shall step in2 ur boat, and calm every storms<admission storm inclusive>"
May I hear U scream a louder AMEN...!!!

Amen (but not screaming)

Mcslize: I AM JUST WAITING TO PRINT MY ADMISION STATUS INTO THE DEPARTMENT OF MEDICINE.

TRUST ME, I SCORE 62 AND I WILL BE GIVEN MEDICINE & SURGERY. I AM VERY SURE OF IT. IS A SURPRISE FROM GOD TO ME. GOD HAS PROMISED TO SURPRISE ME THIS YEAR.

ADMITTED

COURSE OF STUYD: BACHELOR OF MEDICINE AND SURGERY

You've told us this a thousand and one times na..
Start compiling your docs man.
We are in already.

You will teach me maths when we resume o.

Mr Calculus: Praise God Admission is mine

Mickey7: me? I need to hide my photos o ...dts nt me sha

Hahahahaha..oya go chang your privacy policy

Mickey7: me? D rcff no dey wrk...dts nt me

Its working now...don't lie to me na

Mickey7: oau hmm im sure dey lyk favouritism dere...nd some pple can so set stupid records

Record na record...
By the way, I saw your pics @FB, youi be fine boy o. .....I stole this pics from your album.

Profemmy001: Your head z dere..there can be no better advice than that.

Abi na.