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Michael Sokoto: Mutiny on ur mind?


Dn't 4get I run d shiit up north!

Hey !!!
You a boko convert for crying out loud.
I'm ya superior!!!.
Talk shi*t to me, me blow ya bottom a$$ with ma Ak47

[quote author=oliseh.com]Where Metafizist sef?, no news 4rm oga Jazino?
Rilley neva wel?
Mehlenah don abandon us 2?
Adex stil be C.S.O?
*sighs* rubs my eyes. Huh? Presbyopia.[/quote]E•T•T (-_-)

[quote author=Doc_Miss]i thought u Unfollowed the thread Are u high on ur own Body Odour ?[/quote]This one is stwong. -_-

Michael Sokoto: *tightens grip on intercom walkie talkie*

Kpruuuu!
C.S.OOOOOO!

Alpha 2-0-4 delta malibu point alpha 0-3-1 Suspend "Mission retrieve Sylvalord", kpruuuuu!

I wepeat, suspend "Mission retrieve Sylvalord"

Proceed 2 alpha 0-4-0-2 delta
Urgent mission alert! Misssion, "Mission extradite Sir-Tunechi 2 d gismo pen 4 a$$ woopin"

I wepeat, "Mission extradite Sir-Tunechi 2 d gismo pen 4 a$$ woopin"

Proceed on level 2!

Over!

Kpruuuu!

You giving me Orders? !!!

bizmania: eeya! Another123.4 is a new member and not allowed to post! Hope U join d family soon bro!!! Eheh!!! C.S.O... Abeg how much did U buy d forms @ Ikoyi?..... Oliseh! Ah sight U ooo

#1000.00

Michael Sokoto: #tru radio#

Kpruuu!

Once subject iz sighted, proceed wit precaution 2 rendevous point 04 & contact base!

Over!

Kpruuuu!

Kpruuu


I'm so hungry man


Kpruuuu

*Radio OFF*

Emylexray: thanks. Some of those that haven't been admitted are the ones spreading this news. It shouldn't be!

Yea..let them spread it.
(Probably hoping)

Uniben can't admit everyone , that's just the bitter truth.
I pray they admit all the Nairalanders I know IJN.
Amen.

[quote author=Sir-Tunechi]mk una no go find work as ASUU dy strike stay here dy form rescue hero[/quote]

chidi2pus: F y'all controversy dudes.
You're all just jobless cause your bony asses got admitted.

Well this strike goes on for months. ..

What are you bleeped up kids going to post by then?


How y'all wanna choke each other with your childish solo attitudes?

Go get some handy job while the strike goes on cause you'll be needing the change in no time



Puci axx niggas

is that your picture @DP??
The guy looks cool

Michael Sokoto: #tru interpol radio#

C.S.O! RED ALERT! RED ALERT!!

Been on d look out 4 d dude codenamed "Sylvalord"

Securty level 9! Roger dat, over!

Roger dat agent sokoto!!

Surveillance level should be extended ;;;
* from 12hrs to 24hrs*!!!

Over!!!

@charly, I hail you o

ojingbe: quotes:love kissin in d rain

What now happens after rainy season

Emylexray: I just called a 400L Elect/elect student who lives in campus now. I asked him if the list on JAMB's website is anything to go by, he said that's the list. That it's JAMB that controls admission. He said UNIBEN sent the list to JAMB and that the names on Jamb's website would be the names they will upload on Kofa. He's lecturers' favourite, so he gathers information from them. Let's wait for kofa friends!

Thought this topic was in the recycle bin .

#dont_give_yourself_unnecessary_worries#

negbenebor: my brother applied 4 accounting and dey gave him mathematics and economics in faculty of science.and his ssce is social science.pls I want to know about the course and if he can present his ssce which is social science wen the course is science

First of all, what's your brother's aggregate?..
Back to the question: he can present his ssce result during clearance but I think his course might be changed there .

[quote author=$wtme] he is sooooo cute,tall,sweet face but chinco is not my type [/quote]RACIST!!!

Mickey7: so U̶̲̥̅̊ D̶̲̥̅̊ε̲̣̣̣̥γ̲̣̣̥ monitor M̶̲̥̅γ̲ profile I af catch U̶̲̥̅̊ #removed

Hahahaha..buh ma guy, I envy your beauty handsomeness o..

Droga dray: guy,tnks 4 takin me alng constitution.........bt u my question is...pls,giv me a nam of a senator or gov wu scape in as a school sat holder...

They are uncountable bro....make your research...most of the lawmakers you see on your TV screen didn't see the four walls of a tertiary institution.

"Alhaji Umaru Yar’Adua
Is the first university graduate to rule
Nigeria"

Droga dray: uni degree is a ladder to a succesful politics(charisma) ......or ave u ever c an schoolsat holder in national assembly??@mickey baba

A person shall be qualified for election to
the office of President or the National
Assembly if:-
(a) he is a citizen of Nigeria;
(b) in the case of President, he has attained the age
of 40 years;
(c) in the case of Senator, he has attained the age of
35 years;
(d) in the case of Member of House of
Representatives, he has attained the age of 30
years;
(e) he has been educated up to at least the School
Certificate level or its equivalent; and
(f) he is a Member of a Political Party and is being
sponsored by that party.

@mickey, why you dey vex @DP.....

Personal text: Rude,anti-social,harsh etc even
google knows

#E•T•T ?

[quote author=oliseh.com]Metafizist,tnx 4 ur help here.,wow twas like i was reading a novel......myre gigabytes to ur data.
*welcome back ODIZEEY*
*RILEY get well soon*
Adex,Mickey,Ghyft,tinarex,mehlenah,snave,kolade,asakel.sokoto,Didi,benusi,greatmind,Sylvalord,Sylvagodie,Swaggerlmrd,Profemmy,Fairfax,korm2me,mcslize,Ojingbe,Blexysexy and da rest i hail una[/quote]I hail you too madam.

Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE,SUBSEQUENT WAVES 1I remembr my 1st lecture,it ws POL 111.Most of my classes wer at Basement.Social Sci,Managemnt Sci,Educatn n somtimes Law,Art,Ecomaths etc take lectures 2geda.D chairs dere r nt enuf 4 30% of d students n even d ones available had bedbugs in dem as many complained,som tuk white chairs 4rm churches around b4 evry class.Som wil cum by 7am 4 a 10am class to secure space as a handful sit n majority stand wit heat rising up to unfold all d sweats within.We cud hardly hear wat d lecturer ws sayin,let alone concentrate.Many wer in class bt nt takin lectures,includin me.
Many now asked d questn,is dis d Uniben dey sed ws d best skul in 9ja?
TO BE CONTINUED.

Hehehehehe...UNibest indeed.... Me don taya for all these Nigerian tertiary institutions....#Admission for sale.....#off to university of Cuba.



_______thanks bro.

Happy sunday to you all.

@twafford, you're healed IJN bro...

#im outta here#

Jetibrain: Sorry 4 disturbing una peace o,i just 1 enquire sumtin 4rm una o but he no concern uniben stuff o but na still admission sha make i continue...lest i 4get adex dat ur formula dey work o....

Good for you

Asakel: Covenant University Bans Female Students
Putting On Jeans, Fixing & Painting Nails september 7, 2013 by vnti
According to the new Student Handbook
(2013-2017 edition) released by the School’s
Management, male and female students are not
allowed to wear jeans, male students can’t wear
any sort of jewelry. Dress Code: The University attaches great importance to modest and decent dressing.
[b]
Dress Code for Female Students
1. Earrings and necklaces may be used by female
students, provided they are not the bogus and
dropping types.
2. The wearing of more than one earring in each
ear is strictly prohibited anywhere in the University. 3. Wearing of ankle chains and rings on toes is
prohibited in the University. 4. Also, painting of nails, attaching artificial long
nails are not allowed in and outside the University. 5. The possession and wearing of jeans or any
jeans-like materials of any kind are strictly
prohibited in the University. 6. Female students are expected to wear
corporate shoes to lectures and University assemblies.
7. Piercing of any part of the body, other than the
ear (for earrings), is strictly prohibited. Any
piercing done before admission into the University shall be declared during the first registration in the first year.
8. Tattooing of any part of the body is prohibited.
Any tattoo done before admission into the University shall be declared during the first registration in the first year. Dress Code for Male Students
1. No male student is allowed to wear scarves,
braided hair, earrings and ankle chains in the University. 2. Wearing of long-sleeved shirts, without
buttoning the sleeves is not allowed
3. The practice of pulling down one’s trousers to
the hip line (Sagging) is prohibited.
4. The possession and, or wearing of cordror,
chinos, Jeans or Jeans-like materials of any kind is strictly prohibited in the University environment. 5. Tattooing on any part of the body is
prohibited. Any tattoo done before admission into the University shall be declared during the registration in the first year.
6. Jewelry such as neck chains, hand chains,
bracelets finger and toe rings, ankle chains are
prohibited for male students
7. Students are advised to avoid cutting worldly
hair styles like richo, all back, etc. All male students are also expected to be clean-shaven, as
keeping of beards is prohibited. Source: Covenant University Students’ Handbook.

[/b]

E•T•T _____END TIME TINZ


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sylvalord: if u av truly created an AUSTINO1OOO prototype acnt, dat means u know the problem with austino's acnt I.e u knw y pple get banned 4 quoting him. And since knowing a problem is the first step to solving it; we can say we are at the verge of finding a cure 4 austino's acnt.. U would also agree with me dat a problem shared is a problem half solved.. So i suggest we(u nd i) team up to find a cure.. That ofcourse will be possible if u tell me the problem.. Then we can try to find a cure to it.. DEAL?

dat means u know the problem with austino's acnt.

NOt really

u knw y pple get banned 4 quoting him

Yes (Anti Spam bot. Its not
human but a software. It is trained in such a
way that it can detect a spam or scam
intended posts. They (mod) feed it with what it should
call spam and anywhere it sees such, it deals
with it..i.e the name austino1OOO is seen as a spam post.
)

So i suggest we(u nd i) team up to find a cure.

Not possible, the problem can only be solved by a mod.

chidi2pus: What's all this rush for?

You won't get cleared until the strike is off


Get that into your skulls!

Why are you shouting this early morning

osague: ASUU suld realise dat dey nt punishin dosepolitician, governor or president....dey punishin us....dey suld jx b reasonabl
e...i beg d strike is nt mkin sense again

Noted....we will look into it.

sylvalord: Good morning JESUS
Good morning LORD





Good morning y'all

Good morning bro

[quote author=I_am_Lamar]ARE U HIGH ON CHEAP CRACK ??[/quote]Not even a thank you After the free tutuorial

*stchew*

2law: Oya make una close una eyes i wan off light nw. Oya gud nyt kids

Off wetin