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ditrix: dream of bees gud nyt

Lmfao

Affrey: Nl is changing my words i dont get it. d0pe

Lol...you mean d0pe??

ditrix: na dem b d choir members wen him dey eye

Badt boi..
*FYI*
I'm not like you

Ken excel: Hmmmm..nw i get..wow wat a wondaful xperience..noted bro...tnx anyway.

You welcome

oluwaugo: must you mention her daughters...hmmmmmm..Adex! Ademola! Adeosun! Adedayo! Adedotun Which u be 4 here?

Lol...I'm ADEle

tsleazy: ¤DJ Tsleazy¤ in the house...guys send ur song requests and shoutouts...

Yippeeee....
Song requests:

1. HOLY_GRAIL by JAY Z ft justin Timberlake
2. Roar by Katy parry
3. Lalala by Naughty boy
4. Jika by mi_casa
5. Khona by mafikizolo
6. Caro by star boy ft wizkid
7. Skelewu by davido
8. Personally by psquare
9. B**** don't kill my vibe by kendrik lamar
10. Don't tellme nonsense by d'banj
11. Ihe neme by 2face


My shoutouts goes to my parent, ma siblings, prof oshodin, seun osewa, my uniben thread pals, ui thread pals, ma 2go frnds, ma pastor (joy okupe) and her daughters .

Swagalord18: simple.....
He has a spare

Not a good idea....
Anti-sperm is still very active.

@Monsieursuave, why did you de-activate your account!!!!!!!!


*nawa2 you guys o*

Latnok95: I swear!.. U don try.. I go start my adventure dis week sha

Me too....*there's no time to waste time*

Ken excel: hahahahahahaha...ok ooo..like seriously are u a joker?

Anyway tnx o..

AMAZING EXPERIENCE
MATRICULATION.
It ws nw January 2013 n we had nt done
Matric.Worse still,it ws postponed even further.
A week 2 Matric,we wer told 2 collect Matric gowns
behind basement.
By 1st submitin our Original Eligibility...
Each faculty stayed on a queue wic was damn
long.Bt we wer nw used 2 it.We got our gowns,som
of wic wer dirty,som smelly n som wer clean.Non of
these rili mattered as long as u had a gown.
It ws d 1st tin we eva collectd witout making instant
payment.Ofcourse,we knew we had paid 4 it
somwer.
D day of Matric came.
It ws wondaful.I put on my white shirt,black
Jean,black suit,black hat,nice pair of shoes n a black
walking stick.
In an attempt nt 2 go too early,i ended up going
late.
I got 2 skul n dang! It ws crowded,it ws as tho d
Matric ws 4 all students.
I cud c dos dat had earlier lied dat dey wer in 200 or
300 level putin on Matric Gowns,all I cud do ws
smile within.
Howeva,abt one third dint hv a gown as som wer nt
interested,som cudnt find deir eligibility n som went
late n wer told d gowns wer finished.Finished...!?
Dang! Dey neva seemd 2 stop amazing us.
D Matriculating students (dos wit gowns only)
matchd on a single file,tru d back gate in2 d
auditorium.
Read d Uniben anthem n wer spoken 2 by d VC
along wit oda negligible activities n came out in
less dan 30 mins as we wer flanked left,right n
centre wit photographers who at a time seemd 2 be
more dan d students demselves.
Evry1 wnted to tak a pix as we all sought 2
immortalise d special moment.
I picked jst two photographers 2 tak all my photos
wit,while odas took wit as much as 10,forgetin d
consequence.
I cud hardly find dos I wntd 2 c as der ws network
congestn.
I took my pics wit d few fwndz I saw,n also wit my
Mum n elda bro n went 4 d Sos Sci matric party.
It wsnt only Sos sci dat had one,all faculties did...n
dey all held at Educatn field...opposit Faculty of Edu.
We all danced,took more pics,ate n shouted.It ws
fun,truly,it was.
D day came 2 an end,n we had nw done our
Matriculatn yet we didnt hv matric numbers.
D followin days afta matric wer 4 collectin
pictures....I cud collect only a handful,afta d dozens
I took n most of em,i dint rili like....many who
choosed 2 use mor photographers collected far
less...Only dos who brought deir personal
photographers registered a success rate of near
100%

abt som weeks later, We wer told 2 com n collect
our Matric numbers wer we earlier did our faculty
clearance.
I went later on,n 4 once,der ws no queue.I signed on
my name n wrote out my number.
I nw had d true identity of a student.
.
D Matric ws gud,it ws fun n sweet.We tut tins wud
always be lik dat,nt knwin der wer still lots of
mountains to climb.

NEXT...
ID CARDS.

And Arsenal Fans are like....

Ken excel: Bt dere is somefin i will like to ask
u..on d day of ur matric,a frnd of
mine invited me to his and on dat
day wen i got dere,i saw all
freshers inside d main auditorium
and was like d v.c was addressin u
guys and i also tot dat it was ur
matric no dat was been shared for
everybody and was talkin to doc
miss abt it bt was confuse wen
adex started sayin somefin else,
though i did nt read abt were u
addressed such an issue...plss can
u throw more light on dat?

I said holla @me for the material buh you didn't ....don't worry, I will send it to you before the end of the day.

#me_aint_joking

Acceptance Letter. ☑
Guarantor's letter. ☑
Aff of Non Membership of a cult. ☑
Aff of Good conduct. ☑
Aff of Age Declaration/birt cert. ☑
Cert of LG origin. ☐
Jamb Admission letter. ☑
Jamb original result. ☑
Passports (30). ☐
WAEC statement la result. ☐
Waec scratch card. ☐
Stapler. ☐
Uniben Letter. ☐


..I don try o

AMEN

Great~Mind:
Lol...kai, ma oga...You see why i said ur record keeping skill is first rate, abi?

You know say, I don even forgot say i bin make such a statement to u b4 sef.

Well, I thank God that after several months of making that post, you've been able to quote me as i prayed u will.

Let God be praised forever. Amen

Yea....All glory belongs to him alone.

tsleazy: hahahaha true talk...b.t.w its sunday i shouldnt be talking abt chicks....#off to religion section#

Is it now a sin to talk about chicks
*young chickens*

YMCMB tinz

mhizz_bernie: U entered into an ice-cream shop,ordered an ice-cream,paid 4 d ice cream den left witout d ice-cream.wat do u call dat kinda situatn?api sunday y'al

Happy sunday miss

Mbahchiboy: WHATS S.M.H?

It means
Shaking My Head
S(-_- ) M( -_-) H(-_- )
»»»»
BTW,
GOOGLE IS YOUR FRIEND .

Great~Mind:
@Adex, i view ur comment jare. U sabi keep record wella sha. Dnt worry, Ecostat department can't help but welcome you come october or thereabouts. 'cos It's your type they need. I pray u quote me on this very comment too when it finally happens.

Lol...Mr Great mind.

*in explicit7's voice*
I LIKE THIS POST.

Detivo: tanx bro i wld strt getin ma...n anybodi dat tinks wat he said wasnt corect or rite pls speakup...adex pls dont take it personal...

Lol...I won't .

Asakel: Uhmm!
Ghostie doesn't have a phone. He come around wans in a while and at night.
U know how ghost love nights.
Lol!

hehehehe...no P.

Asakel: I started posting on diz thread a week after Jamb. During da bombshell Jamb releaz diz year.
I still remember vividly as read da pages tru to dat time. We wer much...really much.
I dun miss many p'ple o and i cry 4 dm, feelin dia pains and da woe Jamb unleashd.
I remember oga Jazino and oga Damoriko planning on protesting or sumtin, abt da ish.
And wait o....whr Damorikoko sef?
Lol!
Itaf tey'd o.
Buh...anyhow sha.....we thank God 4d survivals and letd brethren dat joind us tru da race.
Trafford and co wer a blessing 4us.
And at last we're all in. God iz Good.
.
So tell dat kid dat said wit 75 sum1 cldn't get admission in Benin, he should get his bow tie and boxers, take a trip to purgatory so he can be cleansed.
.
.
Asakel's jez saying Hap'Sunday.
#Church Tinz On Point#
#Team_DLCF
*smiles*

True talk bro...

Asakel: Was he admitted?

Yea.

Affrey: ok bye u will be missed.bonne nuit adex faites de beaux reves

Lol...same to you miss.
I Now know the meaning.
*thanks to GOOGLE*

Adufaye: I pity pple wey dey choose ben witout runz! Hw wuld sum1 score 75aggr was denied admission

E•T•T

Daviewonder: Jus can't imagine a federal uni dat won't publicise deir cutoff marks uniben alwaz z first ,too many undaground dealings........piece o shit

Hahaha...you can still reject your admission sir

Daviewonder: Uniben worst die

Lol..where is this guy??

Asakel: @Adexie
Tell sylvalord i'm hailing.
And he's gat a hell lot ov reading to do.
*smiles*

I Will

Happy sunday HoUse.
God bless you all.

Detivo: hmm d ghost jst wokeup...nite walka...wen u say 3dozen of pasport do u mean it (1)yea...Oga meta-P aint joking... 3dozens »»»3x12=36 ... ...n can i also get ma affidavit of local govt origin done in dsame high court wit goin 2 d local govt officers (2) Nah...you can't get it @the high court, go to your Local govt or your state's liaison office here in Lagos ...waec result printout wit statement of result? (3) bring both bro..if possible , bring your original waec result too ...putme result printout 4rm kofa? (4) yes boss!!! ...do we nid 2 do fotocopy of al dis or der ar sum we dont nid d fotocopy (5) you gonna spend money bro...make at least six photocopies for each ...is d uniben admisn leta b obtain 4rm kofa...n aceptance leta 4rm jamb rite? (6) you will print your admissn letter from KOFA and another one from JAMB..mind you, you aint printing your admission letter alone@jamb o..you must print your original jamb result too (the one with your passport photograph ).....

NOTE: you are expected to type your Acceptance/guarantor's letters . ......guy pls ansa
dats the little I know bro...#i_stand_to_be_corrected#

*dazall*

Metaphycist: Guys please help me...I guess evry1 knws abt dis..... I cnt type ooh...Pheew...*tinks aloud*
"I'm getting too old 4 dis"
*cracks waist,wrists,elbows n knees*

S.M.H @old age

Asakel: Ghostie: Hey Asakel, how u doing?
Asakel: Doing gallantly ghostie. U?
Ghostie: Jes transparent Asakel. Long time no saw
Asakel: Yeah! And u've been on ghostmode all diz while?
Ghostie: Lol! What do u expect idiot.....ama ghost.
Humans....u've com again.
.
Asakel: I'm nat an idiot ghostie...do nat say dat again.
:-(
Ghostie: Pfft.....and wot u gonna do? Hit me wif ur hammer. Ah pway o.
Asakel: Ah no blame u....nah ur godfathers.
Ghostie: Hehe! U know u can't be witout ur bestie eh! Ymenuzmeh.
Asakel: What's da hell iz dat?
Ghostie: Wah?
Asakel: Menuze...wareva
Ghostie: Oh dat....tis jez wan ov awa ghost slangs.
.
Asakel: When i go Benin na only u go stay here na. U go find bestie tire.
Ghostie: Lol! And u tink i'll stay behind? Duuh! I was given admission too.
Asakel: Like hell u were. U cldn't get up to da cut off mark.
Ghostie: 49.9%? Didn't u do english in school. Cn't u solve it?
Asakel: Shaking ma head 4u ghostie
Ghostie: Lol! And i'm wagin ma tail. Asakel i'll see u in Benin wif all ur fwends and sledgy.
Asakel: If u were admittd, wat course were u given?
Ghostie: What course do u tink they give a ghost. Now i'm da wan shakin ma head. Humans
.
Asakel: Ghostiology?
Ghostie: Idiot....it is ghostnetic.
Asakel: Ryt! Ah tot ov dat. Gu luck wif dat ghostie.
Ah wanna sleep. Church tinz 2day.
Ghostie: So u jez leave me here?
Asakel: Yeah..u can guard da place 4 now till da morrow.
Ghostie: Buh dats COS's job.
Asakel: Tis CSO not COS otondo
.
Ghostie: Wareva....buh u cnt leave me. Tis so quiet...here. Wat if a ghost appears?
Asakel: Lol! U are a ghost and u are afraid ov ghost? Lol!
Ghostie: Didn't say i'm afwaid. Okay go now....i'm nat afwaid ov anytin.
Asakel: Lol! See u when i see u ghostie. I'll telma fwends u came by.
Ghostie: Yeah! And greet ur Lady 4me.
Asakel: Awryt ghostiee...
Ghostie: ...buh Asakel u know dat gurl is sooo.....
Asakel: ...okay gostie goo'night...
Ghostie: ....no..buh sewiosly i saw her pix and....
Asakel: .....shaaaaaaaaaraaaaaaaaap!

Plz give me Ghostie's phone number

Didi 5: o ti ye mi!

Hehehe...ori ê wanbè jare.