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Metaphycist: AMAZING EXPERIENCE
BIOMETRICS (Final Episode)
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All these tins tut me lessons 1 way or d oda....No 1 wrote abt it lik dis 4 me...Bt I'm doin it 4 u so dat u'l hv insight 2 d future......People r waitin 2 judge u n call u names,bt jst maintain ur cool....der is a long road 2 be taken,seas 2 be sailed n mountains 2 be crossd....
All I wish 4 is dat ur own Amazing Experience will be better than mine.
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THE END

Didi 5: Egbon ba wo ni!

Didi 5: Oh Mr CSO is still wide awake!

ditrix: I hate dis thread kids! Kids!! Kids!!! I will piss on dis thread. Dnt ask if I'm nut dnt tRy

karenkinky: Ha! Too blunt. I don't even go close to his area sef. Wotz up nao. Shey me an' you will snap pishor later

Angel235: Lolz. In one word I ll say...Awesome!!!!LWFMR

Affrey: ok bye u will be missed.bonne nuit adex faites de beaux reves

karenkinky: And that surely made me laugh out loud. Before I quoted him,I almost had that in mind. But my mum always said that if I don't have anythn nice to say,I shldnt say anything at all.

iLLiE: Dah adex is doing bakiyard runs

karenkinky: It would have been me. #stupid fate

_anatomy_01: #coughs#

Angel235: Hahahahah.....ASUU still dy on strike nd u guyz re already talkn abt matric uh or am I missin sumthn??

iLLiE:
She said Asakel....Adex answered







Karen will hear

Asakel: Osé
Bruce Leed

exPLIcit7: Looks like man u w0n...kkkk

Affrey: illie why are u misspelling my name
intentionally i will beat u o,hmm adex warn him
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exPLIcit7: n0 need 4 dat...pal...na r0manticb0y own bad pass...

Appliedmaths.:
Na GOD get power but we as men gats help our selves small...If you dey ekosodin c as d matter be here.


Avoid Night waka cuz anything I mean anything can sup. Pesin wey sabi you during daytime na him go be the 1st to cast you for Night.

Always look ahead ahead before you approach the next bending. Observe the next 2bendings ahead of you before you move.

For all those guys wey dey waka dey spread chest like say ma dem build the road, I'm not saying you should be afraid but just calm down!, try change your waka to the normal one.


No flag any colour either knowingly or unknowingly except you don ready to waka. You know the levels na dortmund be the home team 4 there.

Night parties should be attended only when you're sure of the location and the kind people wey invite you. Chai! I dey parry hard 4 Night but na me and my team dey waka the streets no level.

E get as waka go carry you enter village around 10-11 in d night, oboy! Keep your bb/lappy etc with your friend 4 hostel and hold like N300 for hand nottin do ya.
anything can happen @ night. But if that day your head dey hot oboy! Enter road no level I dey do am many times highest be say I go run.

More to come...

Dericinh: ********WAH DO YOU MEAN BY GIVE UP!!!.....

Ken excel: hahahahahahahaha...u are right...bt surely na dat day dem dy do am o...speakin frm xperience

Ken excel: to me i feel its necessary u come.. cox dat day i fink its gonna be d day set aside also for collectin our matric no. And also its just u,ur family and frnds dat will be present and nt for d all general student.bt also if u dnt stil feel like celebratin it u can as well collect ur matric no and go back to ur hostel....bt trust me u must celebrate it cox ur rummate will be @ ur neck for ur matric rice

tinahrex: Am alwayz so hapi wen Man.U ar lozin....
Gud Evenin err'1....

Affrey: Good evening fam,the first week of october is almost over

Dericinh: I'M ORGANISING JOINT MATRIC PARTY WITH MY FRIENDS IF INTRESTED HOLLA @ ME....IF NOT ...THEN YOUR INVITED.........ALREADY GOTTEN 21 ATTENDEEEZ.....
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exPLIcit7: Some Groups 0f Guys
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1.Dirty guys wh0 wear 0ne cl0th thr0ugh0ut their lives...e.g merlin...
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2.Guys wh0 d0n't brush their teeth...e.g ditrix...
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3.Guys wh0 use their hands to rem0ve wax from their n0se...e.g r0manticb0y...
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4.Guys wh0 bite their fingers...e.g Mr kolade...
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5.Guys wh0 d0n't wash their hands bef0re they eat...e.g As...kel.
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No Vex 0.

Michael Sokoto: BREAKING NEWS: ASUU
ASUU Executives Were Called For A Meeting In The UK... So They All Met At The Muritala Mohammed
International Airport In Lagos...
While They Were Seated And Relaxed In The Plane, They Were Informed That The Plane Was Built
By A Group Of Students From Nigeria's Universities And The Plane Was On Its First Experimental Trip... They All Ran Out Of The Plane, Except One Person, When He Was Asked By The Other Staff, His Reason For Remaining, He Said "If It Is Made By Our Students, It Will Not Even Start...

tsleazy: eiiii!!!!...im in trouble