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AirVaans: I thought its OS is Android 4.0 (Ice Cream Sandwich), but you wrote Android 2.3.5 Gingerbread here Clerify me pls

Caracta:

What now? ok..Good afternoon to you too

Caracta: I'm serious!

I guess you are..

Caracta: Those are just flowers. Why are you guys seeing something else?

xykms101: it's a pity you've failed woefully to see the light coz that would have helped you in your career as a play boy. Alora don't fight but drink and fvck. They are called fine boy and this why other frat do beef them.

Blackteeth: World population: 7 Billion plus.
This is good news!!

yuzedo: This your message was hardly articulate but well received, nonetheless. I use God beg you bros,try dey write well abeg make people dey understand you, ABEG!Your comment is touching, though! It stirred emotions in me.

Yomieluv: train a child in the way of God,and he wont depart from it..
a person would always make a reference to his upbringing ,no matter what.

when i got admission,my mum pleaded with me never to become a cultist,that kept me going through out my university days....
i had so many temptation,but i always remember the promises i made to my mum....

meaning that i stuck to her training on me.

parental responsibility goes on long way in a child life.

Decryptor: You mean you are married to a mango? Your husband's season is coming to an end o!

HNosegbe: Those boo.bies were kinda hard to spot.

Honestly

yuzedo: A very attractive lady was one evening dining at a fancy restaurant when during her meal, she bent down to pick a fallen spoon and accidentally let a very loud fart escape. The whole restaurant turned in the direction of the extremely embarrassed woman who thinking quickly tried to pin it on a passing waiter.

"Stop that!" She chided him.

"Sure lady," he responded, "what direction did it go?"