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joshuachuks93:
I hail all rof unu o........i jst dey passer bye. Today jst remind me of the night batch 16B stream 2 whr waiting for call up letter. Nairaland experienced traffic that day......anyway wishing you all God's purpose in ur posting. If you will be coming to Bauchi you can PM.......I'm really enjoying Bauchi i tell you.

Enjoy alone bro

Seeitbecomeit:
Admin199
Did you really do that to reduce tension?

LOL. .didn't it reduce tension for u. .


I know u do that

Oluwacephas:
I know person wey pay 50k still collect from others just to epp them work their own

Na so nah. .

Me If I know get aks. .I go pull down building oo

Though my 3 other choices. .abj,kano and lag no too bad

All in God's hands

Oluwacephas:
They rather kee their sef than commit suicide

Omoh e no go funny oo

Oya make i help una reduce tension




























































Using a toilet without lock is so annoying ...wen u hear footsteps, you either sing, whistle or clear throat, or even shake the bucket. ...just to let them know you are inside


















































































Guys chilax

Akwa ibom get ready oo





But guys wetin una go do if after working for this posting and e no click

Waywardpikin oooo


I've been a silent reader since but dude you are Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood

Vocabularies are great
Choice of words are awesome and there's this sense of humor in every update. .

Keep it up bro. .ya last update really cracked me up..


Give yourself brain Lmao. ..

Recommending this piece to all bro

meemich234:
my brother.... Behind the male hostel in my camp was a very serious bush... And for most of us, that served as our "drop zone".... So I never knew what the toilet looked like... But I think it depends on the camp.. Some states have better facilities than some

Hehehehe @emboldened .. U mean your white house?

LifeIsGuhd:
PS in Rivers camp

Confirm babe

Seems like you play too?

Na laptop game dem dey play for Mami market abi na ps?

Cos I go wire person

bussieboi:
Shey pure water go dey camo

Cannor buy water bottle

No there's tap water. .carry yards 25 litres can come

Seeitbecomeit:
I'm "serious" too o
Will phones be allowed in camp?

Well I can answer that for u. .phones are not allowed. .Only laptops or TV

Yarnvibes:
Many prospective corp members are asking alot of questions that needed prompt answers.

Here below are the generally asked questions and answers.

1. Are we going to be given pillows in camp or just foam lol.
2. for people going with mosquito nets, what if you’re given up bunk… where do you find tent poles?
3. i heard that sometime in the past, corpers were given Condoms, does it still work ?
4. Laundry, how can one manage that without fear of losing ones clothes
5. are there barbers in camp?
6. dry cleaning. any provision for ironing and dry cleaning in camp?
7. is attending churches on Sunday compulsory?
8. if white shirts and shorts is the main dress code, what of time for sports in the evenings?
9. Money and safeguarding one’s phones. what’s a good procedure to do especially in the night, doing laundry and taking a bath?
10. are guys allowed to visit female dorms?
11. Safeguarding one’s clothing. what’s the best way to mark your wears?
12. can one come to camp a day before the opening? let’s say you’re from Delta going to serve in Taraba state.
13. what activities are/are not compulsory?
14. if you’re an instrumentalist, can you go to camp with your guitar or piano (to be used in church etc)?
15. please add other necessary info we need to know.

ANSWERS

1.No pillows,just the student mattresses.
2.You don’t need tent pole,in fact when you get to camp,you will be amazed with inventions.
3. Yes,some camps still give out condoms but I doubt the northern camps,I will advice you to pack it from home.
4.LOL,wash your clothes and don’t be far from it especially the first and last week in camp.
5.Yes,good barbers are in maami camp.
6.Yes,a lot of dry cleaners,give them your clothes, it got stolen then they are responsible.
7.Not compulsory.
8.That’s why you have to buy at least 3 whites shorts and shirts when coming to camp as another 2 will be given to you.
9.Let your waist purse be with you at all times even when taking your bath and doing your laundry.
10.Hmmm,officially NO,just control your babe with a phone call.
11.Use marker,probably permanent marker to write your names/moniker on it.
12.Yes,you can,in fact it’s the best.
13.The military men expect you to participate in all activities alas you can skip your meals LOL.
14.Yes you can.
15. Be humble,spend wisely and make good friends.

Kindly share with other PCMs…

http://fabinfos.com/nysc-orientation-camp-questions-answers-pcms/

Lalasticlala Mynd44 seun Dominique

Why didn't you acknowledge the real people that answered those questions and even the person that asked the question instead of copying and pasting it here(and ur blog ) as if you were the initiator. .

U no go use ya own head...











Na to dey copy person something dey paste upandan


















Kwontinue

Seeitbecomeit:
Will phones be allowed in camp
Please it's URGENT
Lol

LOL babe I dey serious with my own question ooo

PotatoSalad:
Of course. Even your diamond ring skrrt skrrt

PotatoSalad:
Bloggers ehn mtcheww. see how they be monitoring everything here and making cents off it.
https://www.nairaland.com/3803485/nysc-orientation-camp-questions-answers

this one no credit me and the other guy sef.

Some people stupi.d nah. . No acknowledgement of u nor logodwhiz nor those that replied the questions here. .


Plagiarism!!!

As everybody dey ask question(s)

Shey my golden chain(necklace) will be allowed in camp?

Mikkyangel abeg any confirm gaming laptop dey? Within 100k-130k.. abeg mention me. .I need confirm lappy now. .as in with monstrous specs. . Anyhow sha. .make i follow do biz with u for these ya crazy sales

PotatoSalad:
quick questions. some of these questions are quite embarrassing but...
1. Are we going to be given pillows in camp or just foam lol.
2. for people going with mosquito nets, what if you're given up bunk... where do you find tent poles?
3. i heard that sometime in the past, corpers were given Condoms, does it still work ?
4. Laundry, how can one manage that without fear of losing ones clothes
5. are there barbers in camp?
6. dry cleaning. any provision for ironing and dry cleaning in camp?
7. is attending churches on Sunday compulsory?
8. if white shirts and shorts is the main dress code, what of time for sports in the evenings?
9. Money and safeguarding one's phones. what's a good procedure to do especially in the night, doing laundry and taking a bath?
10. are guys allowed to visit female dorms?
11. Safeguarding one's clothing. what's the best way to mark your wears?
12. can one come to camp a day before the opening? let's say you're from Delta going to serve in Taraba state.
13. what activities are/are not compulsory?
14. if you're an instrumentalist, can you go to camp with your guitar or piano (to be used in church etc)?
15. please add other necessary info we need to know.

Guy u too gbaski. . Please collect a plate of pepper soup from any joint in your area. .I'll pay immediately I collect my first alawee in camp

We need answers to these oo. .serving Corp members /ex Corp members...your attention is needed. .

cc
LogoDWhiz
Etal

Kindly bid for this one too. . Thank you


http://m.ebay.com/itm/Dell-Inspiron-15-6-Intel-Core-i7-8Gb-1TB-Dedicated-Graphics-/252933868250?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20150519202348%2526meid%253D004adb9776f5489090f472974871a064%2526pid%253D100408%2526rk%253D2%2526rkt%253D16%2526sd%253D182570738249&_trksid=p2056116.c100408.m2460


The bidding period for this one ends tomorrow.

Maybe you bid for it first. .

Also please when one bid. .Would he/she have to wait till bidding period closes ?

Justi4jesu also check if it's worth it. .I'm sure u have lots of experience to know whether the dealer is reliable. .please try chat with him too. .ready to pay now if it's worth it

justi4jesu:
It might be a problem with your account. I can help you bid on any item.

Hello dear. .I've found the laptop I'm looking for..help me place a bid. .

Here's the link

http://m.ebay.com/itm/Alienware-17-/282471644456?_trkparms=aid%253D222007%2526algo%253DSIC.MBE%2526ao%253D1%2526asc%253D20150519202348%2526meid%253D602cf31bed3b48cdbd93ebb27b1fe6d6%2526pid%253D100408%2526rk%253D1%2526rkt%253D16%2526sd%253D182570738249&_trksid=p2056116.c100408.m2460

hayzed1090:
I have a hp envy with 4gb dedicated nividia graphix and 16gb ram..

Envy what? (Model number )
How much?

Trying to place a bid on ebay over an item but it's not allowing me to do so. .any solution?

cc justi4jesu

LogoDWhiz:
Lol.. Person wey tell u dey jonze u.

Yes, state alawee is 5k as long as you are working for the state government you are entitled to it.
No free accomodation, you pay your ass out for it.
Private firm pay 20k? I laugh in tianshi. Private firms especially schools pay in the region of 10k to 15k nd some do give accommodation (for schools), but for firms as in private organisations, hardly will u see 1 and if u do they can pay in the tune of 10k to 25k but likely no accommodation.

Accommodation starts from 110 to 220k for self cons, ranges from the location, facilities inside the house, fenced or not, close to the road or not, electricity. generator and all that. But basically for a good self con start planning from 150k.

Thanks. .anymore question I'll mention u

mikkyangel:
*Oga T.....DIS one na steal ohh....see machine!!!
-Msi laptop.
-comes with free headset valued at $300
-free ventilation laptop stand
-brand new mouse
-laptop mount

Mikky how much. .I seem interested

justcallmenuel:
Please house, anyone in enugu that has done his /her medical fitness at an affordable price?

3k for medical Centre in Unn

LogoDWhiz:
Boss, na u o..

Well, Akwa Ibom has all it takes for flexing.. Just flex and go back to your state. if you have a mind for business, you can thrive though but it will be rough.

Uyo is the best place to serve although it has its own disadvantages in the area of the high cost of living, accommodation, robbery and all that.
Other villages are cool too but security is an issue, but it has its own advantages as you can save money, accommodation is cheap too and all that.

Majority of corps members (90%) are posted to schools, so be prepared to teach.

Anymore info, ask me.

Boss how about payments

Heard the ministry pays 5k and free accommodation in uyo plus state alawee of 5k while private firm pays 20k without accommodation and no state alawee

Boss tell me how much accommodation costs in uyo. .cos it's the capital I'm coming. .Heard it's around 130-150k for pure self con. .

Please how true are these my infos. .

LogoDWhiz:
Hello guys..

During our time, we had a setup like the Nigerian Government.. Do we have something like that here?

Btw, If anyone still have lingering questions about Camp generally, its activities, mammy market, things to do for better posting, Life after camp, How to survive in PPA and all that, Please don't hesitate to ask me. Just mention..

Well, I served in Akwa Ibom state.. I must say my expereince there was worthwhile but it could have been bbetter if my expectations were not cut short. I was disappointed with all i heard, but then i survived.. SO, please, try and get much information about a state and make an INFORMED decision.. But then i think this advice is late already so I wish you all the best wherever you are posted to.

Boss tell me more about AKS cos na there i dey land come may 23rd

Q. How did I know I'll serve in AKS?

A. Boss this is Nigeria nah

Please tell me all I'll need to know

justi4jesu:
Hi dear Admin199, You are welcome

1.) Yes you make payment in Naira first after dropping the links before i help you purchase the items but don't worry your money and items are in safe hands as seen on my thread.

2) I ship to anywhere in Nigeria, after items gets cleared in Lagos, i arrange a courier to send your item to anywhere you reside which attracts an additional fee for the waybill from Lagos to your state.

Merci.

Thank you dear. .let me go search for my item

Hello dear justi4jesu

Please I'm new to this thread and I'll love if you can answer my 2 questions below

1) After I must have dropped the link for the item i want to buy and you've calculated it's cost, will I have to pay first before u purchase the item or will you pay for the item; then when it gets to my destination here in Nigeria, before I pick it I'll pay back

2) Can it be shipped to other states in Nigeria apart Lagos?


Thank you