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Family / Re: Sir Jarus Arrested For Beating His Wife by advocatejare(m): 8:09pm On Sep 16
Kobicove:


Are you serious? shocked
Yes. The references are provided
Politics / Re: FG, Dangote Reach Agreement On Petrol Supply, Lifting Begins Tomorrow by advocatejare(m): 10:28am On Sep 14
lexy2014:


To the tune of how much?
Until they start selling, we can’t say for now
Politics / Re: FG, Dangote Reach Agreement On Petrol Supply, Lifting Begins Tomorrow by advocatejare(m): 9:18am On Sep 14
Aile:
Corruption of the highest order. Come to think of it why will the nnpc allow dangote to sell diesel to independent marketers directly and refuse selling of petrol to them directly? Something is cooking
Nothing is cooking. It simply means that nnpc will still be subsidizing petrol for Nigerians
Politics / Re: Marketers, Refiners Demand Total Subsidy Removal by advocatejare(m): 10:38am On Sep 12
Before nko
Religion / Re: NAFDAC Lacks Right To Regulate Spiritual Products – Delta Clerics by advocatejare(m): 9:50am On Sep 12
AntiChristian:


Our Alfas did not lie that the camel urine was approved by NAFDAC like your pastor!

Pastor was caught telling lies! And congregation dey support!

So your Alfas have been giving people camel urine and nonsense prophetic medicines with no NAFDAC numbers?
Religion / Re: NAFDAC Lacks Right To Regulate Spiritual Products – Delta Clerics by advocatejare(m): 5:53pm On Sep 11
AntiChristian:


No Alfa is producing ZAM ZAM in Nigeria! Also,it is not produced not advertised by anyone as your pastors do!

You can eat shit to defend evil!
U dubiously avoided commenting on the nonsense camel urine and the radarada prophetic medicine that some of your Alfas market to their gullible followers
Religion / Re: NAFDAC Lacks Right To Regulate Spiritual Products – Delta Clerics by advocatejare(m): 12:43pm On Sep 11
AntiChristian:
lipsrsealed

All those "Alfas" wey dey sell soap for deliverance, divine breakthrough, divine sales, divine wealth, divine healing, etc. are either 419 or babalawo/Dibia!

Same as pastors!

NAFDAC is to control food and drugs even if it is produced by Jesus in Nigeria!

And the pastor did lied that NAFDAC approved his products! I watched the video or very dark man's twitter page

EFCC suppose catch the fraud!
You didn’t remember to add the disease ridden zamzam water that you people parade as a healing water. Nafdac should look into it too and other nonsense including camel urine and dubious prophetic medicines you use to deceive people!

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Family / Re: Why Some Nigerian Men Are Not Biological Fathers Of Their Children – Psychologis by advocatejare(m): 12:10pm On Sep 09
Blackdisciple:


In case of child swapping DNA test shouldn't match either parent.
But how many men who too their children for dna test also test the wife’s dna to see if the children matches with her’s?
Family / Re: Why Some Nigerian Men Are Not Biological Fathers Of Their Children – Psychologis by advocatejare(m): 8:27am On Sep 09
True. We heard of reports of child swapping immediately after birth by some demonic health workers too
Religion / Re: She Tried To Seduce Him For Sexual Pleasures, But He Did This Instead by advocatejare(m): 3:26pm On Sep 08
AngelicBeing:
cc: advocatejare grin
grin
I have answered him, go to the first page of the post

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Politics / Re: SERAP Gives Tinubu 48 Hours To Reverse 'Unlawful Petrol Price Hike, Probe NNPCL' by advocatejare(m): 2:47pm On Sep 08
Or else?

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Politics / Re: PDP Died The Moment We Left There, I Will Win 2027 Election - Kwankwaso by advocatejare(m): 2:44pm On Sep 08
He can win if only his party form alliance with other strong parties and not the one supported by children of rage and uncouth zombies

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Politics / Re: Past Administrations Who Owe Salaries Should Be Held Responsible Not Me — Otti by advocatejare(m): 2:41pm On Sep 08
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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Reacts To Ajuri Ngelale’s Indefinite Leave Notice by advocatejare(m): 12:12pm On Sep 08
Emeskhalifa:


So coz Buhari did it, it is OK for Tinubu to do same?masses too are accomplice in all these nepotism
If that is what you deducted from what I wrote, then you lack comprehension skill.

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Reacts To Ajuri Ngelale’s Indefinite Leave Notice by advocatejare(m): 11:35am On Sep 08
Jestin:
We actually expect this country to move forward with this kind of president ?
Maybe we should replace him with the one who takes advice from mad men grin

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Reacts To Ajuri Ngelale’s Indefinite Leave Notice by advocatejare(m): 11:27am On Sep 08
SadiqBabaSani:
Expect a fellow Yoruba to take over
Did you complain when Buhari was doing the same?

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Politics / Re: President Tinubu Reacts To Ajuri Ngelale’s Indefinite Leave Notice by advocatejare(m): 11:27am On Sep 08
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Politics / Re: Nigeria’s Aliko Dangote Regains Africa’s Richest Title From Johan Rupert by advocatejare(m): 11:26am On Sep 08
Good one

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Religion / Re: Types Of Sexual Immoral Acts That Should Be Avoided by advocatejare(m): 9:52am On Sep 08
Ok
Religion / Re: She Tried To Seduce Him For Sexual Pleasures, But He Did This Instead by advocatejare(m): 9:51am On Sep 08
AntiChristian:
Joseph is a Prophet of God! God kept him safe from all his enemies! Joseph's destiny is different from yours!

The settings back then is different from now!
Joseph wasn't sent to you or me!
Stop writing nonsense all over the place. So Joseph’s destiny was to escape sexual temptation and your own destiny is to fall for it?

I am not surprised, the person you see as the best of examples was known for sexual sins all over his life, from being a pedophile, to snatching people’s wives to sleeping with his wife’s slave on the wife’s bed


Let's know about Jesus and sexual temptation!

Jesus lived for 33 years, was he celibate all through? How did he make it? Was there any temptation especially when he entered puberty? How did he solve the temptation?

It's not an easy feat to be celibate for 33 years!
grin
You can’t understand what purity means because you follow someone who couldn’t control his sexual urge even despite having many wives and sex slaves, he was always soiling himself with semen through wet dreams


Sunan Ibn Majah 538
Hammam bin Harith narrated:"A guest came and stayed with 'Aishah, and she ordered that he be given a yellow blanket of hers. He had a nocturnal emission on it, and he felt too shy to send it back to send it back to her when it had the traces of that emission on it, so he dipped it in water and then sent it to her. 'Aishah said: 'Why did he spoil our garment? It would have been sufficient for him to scrape it off with his finger.  I often scraped it (semen) from the garment of the Messenger of Allah with my finger.'"

Muhammad had intercourse with a 9 year old girl:
"Aisha said, "The Apostle of Allah married me when I was seven years old." (The narrator Sulaiman said: "Or six years." ) "He had intercourse with me when I was 9 years old."
-Sunan Abi Dawud 2121


Your leader used his days and nights to have sex:
Narrated Qatada:
Anas bin Malik said, "The Prophet (ﷺ) used to visit all his wives in a round, during the day and night and they were eleven in number." I asked Anas, "Had the Prophet (ﷺ) the strength for it?" Anas replied, " We used to say that the Prophet (ﷺ) was given the strength of thirty (men) ." And Sa`id said on the authority of Qatada that Anas had told him about nine wives only (not eleven).
-Sahih al-Bukhari 268

Muhammad merely saw a woman walking pass and he got aroused and went to have intercourse with his wife and he told his companions that he just had sex with his wife. Who does that?
Sunan Abi Dawud 2151
Jabir said “The Prophet (ﷺ) saw a woman so he entered upon Zainab daughter of Jahsh and had intercourse with her. He (ﷺ) then came out and said to his companions and said to them “A woman advances in the form of a devil. When one of you finds that he should go to his wife (and have intercourse with her) for that will repel what he is feeling.


So if all your prophet did was sex and sex and sex, AntiChristian no wonder you don’t believe that there are others who did more meaningful things with their prophethood

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Politics / Re: This Is What Goodluck Jonathan Said Before The 2015 Election. by advocatejare(m): 7:50pm On Sep 07
AntiChristian:


My prayer will be answered as i want! Shebi it's not your prayer!

Abeg go sleep!
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Politics / Re: This Is What Goodluck Jonathan Said Before The 2015 Election. by advocatejare(m): 3:02pm On Sep 07
AntiChristian:


Yes, i wish all terrorists death even to the ones in your family!

I asked if you are terrorist and you answered yes and at the same time you curse yourself and other terrorists too. grin
Politics / Re: This Is What Goodluck Jonathan Said Before The 2015 Election. by advocatejare(m): 10:51am On Sep 07
AntiChristian:


Yes even to the ones in your family!
Why are you always pained when people wish death ok terrorists? Are you a terrorist?
Religion / Re: "Born Again" Or "Born From Above" Biblical Hullabaloo! by advocatejare(m): 10:47am On Sep 07
AntiChristian:


Where did I say there's Sahih/Hassan Sira?

No one tells you the Sira is a revelation! And the writer is not protected from mistakes!
Like the numerous mistakes in the Quran!
Religion / Re: "Born Again" Or "Born From Above" Biblical Hullabaloo! by advocatejare(m): 6:28pm On Sep 06
AntiChristian:


The ones Authenticated and branded Sahih or Hasan!
So we have Sahih/hassan Sira? Please show me
Religion / Re: "Born Again" Or "Born From Above" Biblical Hullabaloo! by advocatejare(m): 11:11am On Sep 06
AntiChristian:


No one told you all of them were correct!
So how did you know the ones that are correct?
Religion / Re: "Born Again" Or "Born From Above" Biblical Hullabaloo! by advocatejare(m): 11:38am On Sep 05
AntiChristian:


So who authenticated it?

Is it Sahih?
Who authenticated all Muhammad’s childhood stories we were told in ile kewu?
Religion / Re: "Born Again" Or "Born From Above" Biblical Hullabaloo! by advocatejare(m): 9:23am On Sep 05
AntiChristian:


Is it one of the text of Islam to derive judgement?
We are not talking about judgement, we are talking about history of Islam and Muhammad, his life before he became a “prophet”, his birth and childhood. The things that tell us who he truly was!
Religion / Re: "Born Again" Or "Born From Above" Biblical Hullabaloo! by advocatejare(m): 8:47am On Sep 05
AntiChristian:


Ibn Hisham is the Qur'an and Sunnah?

Sorry! I have something meaningful to do with my time.
Ibn Hisham is a Sira. Quran, Hadith and Sira are the three books of Islam
Religion / Re: "Born Again" Or "Born From Above" Biblical Hullabaloo! by advocatejare(m): 8:02am On Sep 05
AntiChristian:


See lies!

You're born to lie sha!
grin Taqiyya won’t save you here. I have your receipt

Was that not the same way you denied the occurrence of the battle of the camel which was a civil war in Islam that was led by Aisha against Ali?

May God deliver you from the spirit of lies.

Now check below for the evidence that Khadijah flashed her private part to “scare” jinn Jibril away

Religion / Re: The Name That Can Protect Your Family From Demons Of Homosexuality (Pic) by advocatejare(m): 8:24pm On Sep 04
AntiChristian:


Yes, i am promised protection!

Even Jesus wey you dey use his name pray, he was hungry many times, he suffered and die!

Even his family call him mad!
Even your Alfas claimed that ebi lopa Muhammad ku
Religion / Re: Pastor Paul Enenche Of Dunamis And His Wife Seen With Heavy Security by advocatejare(m): 8:18pm On Sep 04
AntiChristian:
Jesus too had 12 security guards and some had swords!

grin
Ode, did you know that Muhammad made Ali to lie on the bed so that people could think that Muhammad was on the bed so that they could kill Ali.

Jesus laid down his life for his people while Muhammad had a small boy to die in his stead!

A coward warlord Muhammad was!

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