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Christianity EtcRe: Bishop David Abioye's Emotional Farewell Speech At Valedictory Service [VIDEO] by advocatejare(m):
AntiChristian:
cool

Yes his tenure has expired!

Holy spirit and Cherubim will have to elect another person to fill the vacuum!

This is according to the Bible Living faith book 21:4!
Who filled the vacuum that Muhammad left after he was poisoned to death?
FamilyRe: Married People, Do You Face Great Temptation To Cheat? by advocatejare(m): 10:50pm On Oct 13, 2024
AngelicBeing:
Here comes advocatejare The Son of The God of Elijah, AntiChristian the son of Nebuchadnezzar will runaway now like a coward, 😂
AntiChristian is always ashamed of the life his sex addicted prophet lived
Christianity EtcRe: Hardship: RCCG Provides Three-month Free Bus For Lagos, Ogun Residents by advocatejare(m): 10:59am On Oct 13, 2024
AntiChristian:
I trust RCCG. Them go preach to you tire for the bus! You must accept Jesus and embrace one of their parish to start paying tithes!

angry

Chop tithe to pay tithes!
U think everyone is transactional like your Alfas that run to Saudi to lie to them that they are propagating Islam in Nigeria and that they need money to build mosques
Christianity EtcRe: Gal 3- Tithe Payers Are Cursed?! � by advocatejare(m): 10:53am On Oct 13, 2024
AntiChristian:
This tithe matter no go end o! Everything na 💰
Muhammad collected offering too after he preached to people
Christianity EtcRe: Easter Celebration Let’s Discuss by advocatejare(m): 10:52am On Oct 13, 2024
AntiChristian:
Where did the Qur'an specifically say "Jesus is alive"?
The Quran said he was raised to heaven alive
FamilyRe: Married People, Do You Face Great Temptation To Cheat? by advocatejare(m): 10:50am On Oct 13, 2024
AntiChristian:
Tufiakwa! Cheat with who?

You won't feel much temptation if you lower your gaze and condition your mind/eyes away from what's not yours both online and offline!

If you're not wayward before marriage you also should be able to stick to your spouse(s) successfully without thinking of fornication!
Did Muhammad lower his gaze when he lusted after Zainab, his adopted son’s wife?
CelebritiesRe: Former Chicken Republic Guards, Happie Boys reportedly Seek New Jobs (video by advocatejare(m): 4:11pm On Oct 06, 2024
Never be an ingrate in life
Foreign AffairsRe: Hezbollah Loses Contact With Senior Leader Hashem Safieddine after air strike. by advocatejare(m): 4:07pm On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
All terrorists will never end well!
Amen, I learnt their grandmaster was poisoned by a Jewess from atenuje

Won ni atenuje lo pa muhamo
Christianity EtcRe: Why Jesus, Apostles Did Not Collect Tithes - Adeboye by advocatejare(m): 4:00pm On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
Your boy dey with him mama!
Ok, you’re my Nairaland boy. I’m sure there have been many times you’ve promised to stop responding to me but when i expose your lies too much, u come out of your shell.

I get boys like your here!
I’m your father’s age mate

You no get testiticles wey I fit drag!
When I’m not Muhammad with small balls and tiny penis that he was always hiding by squatting to urinate that you zombies now copy in the name of sunnah
Christianity EtcRe: Why Jesus, Apostles Did Not Collect Tithes - Adeboye by advocatejare(m): 3:55pm On Oct 06, 2024
Padipadi:
You just described that mofó!
I hereby hand over his blokkos to you. Drag it anywhere!
grin thanks
Christianity EtcRe: Why Jesus, Apostles Did Not Collect Tithes - Adeboye by advocatejare(m): 3:35pm On Oct 06, 2024
Padipadi:
Ignore that terrorist!
Thanks
But Antichristian is my boy, I enjoy exposing his lies and dragging him by his testicles
Christianity EtcRe: Why Jesus, Apostles Did Not Collect Tithes - Adeboye by advocatejare(m): 3:11pm On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
Can you swear by God and curse your existence on this?
No I can’t. Mi ki se arinu rode olumoran okan.

But if you so much desire curse, then you can curse yourself and your existence
Christianity EtcRe: Why Jesus, Apostles Did Not Collect Tithes - Adeboye by advocatejare(m): 11:43am On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
When was it banned before?
If it wasn’t, why were you using AbuTwins for your shenanigans last week?
Christianity EtcRe: When Sexual Temptation Hunts You From Place To Place by advocatejare(m): 11:39am On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
There's no sex in the Bible! Only boobs!

Note that B* stands for the female Mammary organs!

1. The Prayer
Proverbs 5:18-19
18 May your fountain be blessed,
and may you rejoice in the wife of your youth.
19 A loving doe, a graceful deer—
may her b* satisfy you always,
may you ever be intoxicated with her love.

(Say Amen)

2. My Beloved
Song of Songs 1:13-14
13 My beloved is to me a sachet of myrrh
resting between my b*.
14 My beloved is to me a cluster of henna blossoms
from the vineyards of En Gedi.

3. Your B*
Song of Songs 4:5-6
5 Your b* are like two fawns,
like twin fawns of a gazelle
that browse among the lilies.
6 Until the day breaks
and the shadows flee,
I will go to the mountain of myrrh
and to the hill of incense.

4. More description
Song of Songs 7:7-8
7 Your stature is like that of the palm,
and your b* like clusters of fruit.
8 I said, “I will climb the palm tree;
I will take hold of its fruit.”
May your b* be like clusters of grapes on the vine,
the fragrance of your breath like apples,

5. Kiss of life
Song of Songs 8:1
8 If only you were to me like a brother,
who was nursed at my mother’s b*!
Then, if I found you outside,
I would kiss you,
and no one would despise me.

6. Little sister with no B*
Song of Songs 8:8-10
8 We have a little sister,
and her b* are not yet grown.
What shall we do for our sister
on the day she is spoken for?
9 If she is a wall,
we will build towers of silver on her.
If she is a door,
we will enclose her with panels of cedar.

7. B* like towers
Song of Songs 8:10
10 I am a wall,
and my b* are like towers.
Thus I have become in his eyes
like one bringing contentment.

Which of the verses is your favorite?
The one in the Quran is my favorite

“(And for the believers, there will be) Young full-breasted virgins of equal age.”
(Quran An-Naba 78: Verse 33)
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Couple Have MouthAction? Is It A Sin In Marriage? by advocatejare(m): 11:34am On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
Daddy GO that lied and apologised is your Father as regards telling lies!
To err is human. He realized his mistake and he corrected himself. That is the honorable thing to do. Unlike your demon-possessed Muhammad who waited till his last day on earth to makes amend but his followers didn’t allow him write what would correct his numerous lies on his death bed

I don't know her!
She is an Islamic radio presenter, a scholar of Islam

Is she your mum or sister?
She’s definitely your mother
Christianity EtcRe: Testimony Time! What Has God Done For You? by advocatejare(m): 11:29am On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
Jesus and Paul didn't marry!
Why did your dad marry your mum?
Jesus never told us not to marry, he was never against marriage.
Christianity EtcRe: When Sexual Temptation Hunts You From Place To Place by advocatejare(m): 9:46am On Oct 06, 2024
Sheistoopretty:
Nigerian men are Us£less... All of them embarassed embarassed
including your father, brothers, uncles and all the men in your family.
Christianity EtcRe: Testimony Time! What Has God Done For You? by advocatejare(m): 9:39am On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
cool

Salary increment!

Na to marry second wife remain now!

May Allah make it easy!
It’s all about sex in your religion
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Couple Have MouthAction? Is It A Sin In Marriage? by advocatejare(m): 9:38am On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
That's not mine! It is disliked at most!
You’re now denying your scholar Alhaja Kaola who was recorded giving mouth action. Hypocrite jakujaku
Christianity EtcRe: When Sexual Temptation Hunts You From Place To Place by advocatejare(m): 9:36am On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
It seems most Christians are just tearing hymen as they like hence the OP likes to caution them every now and then about sex!

Be like Jesus and Paul!
Live an impotent/celibate sexual life!

Leave all the ladies for us!

We can marry up to four!
And continue with 72 virgins in heaven


Your religion revolves around sex, sex and sex.

Muhammad was sleeping with a 9-year old Aisha


Muhammad promised to give each of you 72 wives in his paradise 😂

Muhammad said the instructions most worthy to be fulfilled by you Muslims is the one that gives access to female genitals

Sunan an-Nasa'i 3282
It was narrated from 'Utbah bin 'Amir that the Messenger of Allah said: "The conditions that are most deserving of fulfillment are those by means of which the private parts become permitted to you."
Christianity EtcRe: Can A Christian Couple Have MouthAction? Is It A Sin In Marriage? by advocatejare(m): 9:35am On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
Abeg no use sand sand corrupt confirm bloke!

Find your way!

Mouth is to mouth as sex organs are for sex organs!

Anus is to shit!

There's nothing wrong in treating the breasts like a kid does! Is that not why you're called "baby"?
Was Muhammad sucking Aisha’s breast? Show us in the Hadith
Christianity EtcRe: Why Jesus, Apostles Did Not Collect Tithes - Adeboye by advocatejare(m): 9:34am On Oct 06, 2024
AntiChristian:
Okay o

See as he derep his pastor?

Jesus did this but don't do it!

Paul did that so you can do it!

That's the definition of Christianity!
The irrational one is sighted again, your account has been unbanned?
Christianity EtcRe: When Sexual Temptation Hunts You From Place To Place by advocatejare(m):
AntiChristian I can see that you missed out the Quran verse talking about breast. Allah even shows in your Quran the size he wanted, full one not smallie grin


“(And for the believers, there will be) Young full-breasted virgins of equal age.”
(Quran An-Naba 78: Verse 33)
Foreign AffairsRe: Israel Launches A 'limited' Ground Offensive In Southern Lebanon(photos) by advocatejare(m): 10:34am On Oct 01, 2024
Righteousness2:
ISRAEL Cannot Enter Gaza...
ISRAEL Cannot Enter Rafah...
ISRAEL Cannot Enter Lebanon..

These were the noises of TERRORISTS online and offline.



You got to love this tiny little country, for one year fighting the Savages in Hamas, completely neutralizing a major genocidal Terror organization Hezbollah in Lebanon and now also taking on the Houthis.

Israel has no other choice‼️‼️

Put some Respect to the Name ISRAEL.
I'm standing proudly with The Holy Land and God's Chosen people.

💜🇮🇱💜🇮🇱
AntiChristian is in pain, Allah failed them
PoliticsRe: October Protest Organisers Release List Of Demands, Seek Police Protection by advocatejare(m): 10:20am On Sep 30, 2024
AntiChristian:
Protest no go finish!

Make them ban protest sef!

Nonsense!

Attention seeking individuals!
Baba Ibeji who banned Aisha when she protested and led war against Ali and Muslims loyal to Ali during the battle of the camel?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Calls Bishop Oyedepo Son On 70th Birthday by advocatejare(m): 2:48pm On Sep 29, 2024
AbuTwins:
Father and son!

Call no one your father!
What do your children call you? Mother?
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Calls Bishop Oyedepo Son On 70th Birthday by advocatejare(m): 2:12pm On Sep 29, 2024
Gajagojo:
What you talk and think is what manifests in your life
And everything you have written and said will manifest in your life

You attract curses to yourself with your bad mouth which speaks your evil mind
The evil you wish others will be your portion!

Yet you go around judging who is spiritually dead
You are an accursed fool
The negative things you said about another person’s mothers and fathers will manifest in your parents’ lives!
Christianity EtcRe: This Bible Verse Explains Why Islamic Countries Are Always At War by advocatejare(m): 2:11pm On Sep 29, 2024
AntiisIam:
AntiChristian a.k.a AbuTwins come and finish what you started
He has been exposed! grin
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Calls Bishop Oyedepo Son On 70th Birthday by advocatejare(m): 2:00pm On Sep 29, 2024
Gajagojo:
Your mother is definitely useless to herself
She will die like a dog
What you wish for others will be your portion!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Calls Bishop Oyedepo Son On 70th Birthday by advocatejare(m):
Gajagojo:
I can see you want to turn abusive please don't go there. you will not like how it will turn out for your parents
I can see that you parents are useless to you that is why you decide to bring your parents into this discussion

There is no group like WE THE CHRISTIANS that have a unanimous opinion about this statement
How can you know the meaning of spiritual son when you are spiritually dead?

Is your father or mother spiritually alive?
Go and ask your parents at home first because they actually did a poor job in raising you!
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Calls Bishop Oyedepo Son On 70th Birthday by advocatejare(m): 12:33pm On Sep 29, 2024
Gajagojo:
Not relevant what I practice
It is, a spiritually dead person can’t understand the things of the spirit. So you can only understand if you’re spiritually alive.

The issue here is Oyedepo and Adeboye who both profess to be Christian
We the Christians understand what Adeboye meant
Christianity EtcRe: Pastor Adeboye Calls Bishop Oyedepo Son On 70th Birthday by advocatejare(m): 11:27am On Sep 29, 2024
Gajagojo:
So why not say mentor or advisor?
Is there anything else that constitutes. SPIRITUAL SON.? Does it have any other meaning besides what you just said?
What religion do you practice?
Your answer is what will determine the further explanation I will give you to understand what a spiritual son mean!

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