₦airaland Forum

I trust our military to quickly plan a rescue operation with our Special Boat Service special operations unit!

Our military will surely not give in to ransom demands... We will crush them just like they crushed electricity distribution staff workers for cutting their electricity!

If they can conduct such a raid successfully without any casualties, what is ordinary gunmen?

lagonovo:
Don't mind them. Soludo photoshopping picture of government house designed and built by Obi to fool ewedurians choosing him over Obi

Wipe the draw soup off your beard. It's not a nice look

Some ewedurians will soon say Peter Obi didn't leave a government house and Soludo built the first government house ever in Anambra State

Why smuggle in cash? You only need to declare it and go on but now you try to smuggle it and risk losing it all!

EV charging station is an achievement?

We have really lowered the bar

Nonsense...

The only people the president should fear are the citizens but unfortunately they have divided us across tribal, economic and religious lines and so he doesn't fear the power of the people!

We ve been impoverished that people can be bought, we have but tribal sentiments above competence and any slight criticism is seen as an attack on the entire tribe rather than on the one person intended.

In the end... We get the leaders we deserve so let's enjoy

Na so... 2026 WINNER OF Nobel Peace Prize!

Our police are clowns... No be only Special Weapons and Tactics... Not when Special Weapons = rusty AK47 rifles with two magazines taped together and Tactics = climbing fences and stopping motorists for bribes.

As long as you don't change the mindset and properly train the officers... You are still the same pig with a fancier title

To be a politician, you've got to look yourself in the mirror everyday and come to terms with the reality that you are looking at the biggest criminal ever... And have to convince yourself that your actions are for the greater good when in fact, it is completely self-serving

What are they predicting! Is this what they wanted!

Tinubu is actually a terrible president!

So let's understand this... You removed subsidy. A local refinery comes on-stream, his products are cheaper than what is being imported by the FG through the NNPCL and other marketers. Marketers start crying that they can not compete and they want us to buy petrol at higher prices... NNPCL stops selling crude in Naira to Dangote which will now force his prices to be dollar denominated meaning potential higher prices.

Well... The president needs to protect his investment in foreign refineries and so is going against a local producer..

The end

Don't dare FG... Boko Haram is still ravaging the North! Very useless FG

Fubara and the house of assembly 6 month suspension will last till 2027.

The FCT that they left out the chief instigator, Wike means they are not ready to resolve the issue.

This was the plan all along... Capture Rivers State!

They cannot afford to lose oil revenue... Surprising President didn't see Boko Haram threatening in Yobe State...


Anyway, Asari, over to you

Facebook, Instagram and WhatsApp are owned by the same entity dear Senator. Sometimes, instead of only procreating, try to ask your young wives for input before sponsoring bills.

Secondly, why do you need them to have physical offices here? So you can kidnap their staff or send the army to harass them?

Silly self-serving bill

Dear FG,

In case you are considering deploying the "Federal Might" to Rivers State to curtail destruction of oil infrastructure, please keep a share of the federal might for Boko Haram oo. See them threatening innocent citizens oo... It's not only oil and gas you protect.

Thank you

Igeme:
These boys are daring the federal might

Federal Might that couldn't quash Boko Haram and other insurgency? Or Federal Might is only reserved for anything that threatens oil revenue. Nonsense

but the people who banditry are their main occupation should be fasting . These may just be kidnappers

Please note that this company was selected solely based on its competence and not because Gilbert Chagoury is a very close ally of the President!

Please Desist for harbouring such thoughts.. Okaaayyyyy...

Our armed forces are the very indisciplined! Else tell me why a group of soldiers will carry arms and break into a Utility company to harass them!

They are very good at maintaining a strong erection when they are vexed by civilians but if a terrorist group kills their colleagues, they go quiet.

Cowardly uniformed touts

Asari shut up!

You campaigned for BAT and threatened voters, you also know Wike was working for BAT so you both worked together to deliver Rivers State votes. Now you are making noise and calling Wike a tyrant. If you were settled by BAT, would you be wailing? You are wailing for your stomach... Allegedly

One of the many reasons he was called a terrible leader!

You more than quadrupled the cost of living as a result of your economic policies and only doubled minimum wage (which many claim they don't even receive)

Tell me how it is mathematically possible for people to survive... But no... External reserves have increased, exports are at all time high and other nonsense achievements!

As for labor, nobody fights for everyone. In Nigeria, if you see someone who claims to be fighting for everyone, you'll soon realise he was only fighting for his stomach

Yup.. Darwin again weeding out the weak!

So your friend slept with your wife and you killed yourself... Now your friend can sleep with your wife even more!.. And you will be sleeping with maggots

Omo... Politicians take people to be fools.

You just stand there with agbada and red cap and lie to yourself!

So what if she is a serving Corp member? What's the worst that can happen?... She gets thrown out of the programme and doesn't get a certificate!.. And so what?! If her career path didn't include working for any government agency then that certificate is a useless piece of paper!

She is brave to speak out the truth, something many APC supporters cannot do even though they share her sentiments!

Is Tinubu a terrible leader, yes!
Is there suffering? Yes
Does Lagos smell? Let's just say. The air quality isn't all that

Mr Dare, how have all these achievements you listed impacted on the citizens?

As long as the benefits don't trickle down to the citizens.. It is all rubbish... Well apart from FCT residents that are now enjoying an improved quality of life from the new roads being done by Wike

A failure, tyrant and coward in one photo! Please note, these are in no particular order ooo

Ignore this man ooo. Chances are he is working for APC

Barbarians

Hmmm.... Hug a snake run from El Rufai!

Are these for planting or eating?

Politicians are entertaining you and you are being entertained...

A critic of this man disappeared without a trace and hasn't been found...

Issokay