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Employs 774 health fellows and then jets out to France for next medical check-up.

When a name is excluded in such reports, just know that he wasn't from the SE!

Limpopo that was stolen from an Abuja-based artiste?

In summary, he retired but died in active service! Issokay

Oyo people will see this and call it technological advancement!

If you need to install such on a major road, then the level of lawlessness is something else plus this is just a fancy speed bump and will only end up causing traffic jams from having to slow down to climb them

TheRareGem1:
You are a liar. Or maybe you entered the country through Benin or Adamawa or Borno.

I apologise for my late response. I was searching for my passport to show you evidence and only just found it now. Now let me educate you about the smart gate technology; when you use a smart gate, you do not need to see an immigration offi er and therefore yout passport will not bear an entry stamp. I mentioned I had traveled twice between December and February and on both occasions, these gates were not utilised even though they had been commissioned. You can see my entry stamps on the 21st of December 2024 and 2nd Feb 2025. If the gates were working, you wouldn't see an entry stamp.
I hope you are satisfied now

Espirit de corps

How criminals go kidnap.... <battery low>

Remit don cash out.. Who owns this new platform, Alpha Beta Consulting?

The way we celebrate criminals in this country is amazing!

A certain legislator was caught on camera stuffing dollar bills in his cap... he was imprisoned and released a few months ago but under a so-called corruption fighting administration, a certain individual was shown on camera sheepishly collecting bundles of dollars from a contractor and today he is a chairman of a party, heads the board of a government agency and is applauding excellence.

For every challenge being faced by Nigerians and all these traders, somebody or people are profiting massively from it and the greed of a few leads to suffering and losses to others

Much better than looking like clowns in those white wigs and silly robes. Only thing missng is red noses.

You'll soon be the new Chris Okotie... Serial contestant who stands absolutely no chance of winning

And this is why you shoot first and ask questions later if unidentified men come barging into your house at night

I schooled in FGC Kwali and school never closed for the Ramadan. Muslims had their sahur and Iftar meals separate from other students.. Some Christians turned Muslims for the 30 days and ate 5 meals a day and some Muslims ate 5 meals a day as well... They cannot come and kill theirselves

Anyway.. To the subject matter... If Saudi Arabia and other Arab countries can shit down the entire country for Ramadan, the why cant BAUCHI state.. The most devout Islamic state in the entire world shut down schools? What is 5 weeks of education that the students cannot manage. They cannot possible study and fast... The book will not enter their brains.

Well done BAUCHI state... Pacesetters!!!

A state produces the majority of the country's wealth which is sent to the centre... Then the court orders the FG to withhold Rivers State allocation, majority of which came from the state.

Just imagine the state was controlling it's resources and remiting a share to the FG... We won't be hearing this nonsense!

NNPC will learn a lesson about economics. Let them keep importing; at a point, consumers will only purchase from outlets supplying fuel from Dangote. Let's see how importation can compete against locally produced.. Unless NNPC want to begin to subsidize in order to compete

LaOBOghini

Omo... Hunger bad! A grown man will carry white beard and native and defend a government he once criticised. A government he once called the leader numerous names... Hunger is a bastard!

To El-Rufai, you deserve all the love you are getting from your party members! You are only loyal to your ambitions and even though you brought Reno into the corridors of power, he is serving you a nice hot dish that you yourself served to others.

Bon Appetit

So why are you looking at it again if it isn't to increase it? You want to admire the tariff?

Transfer it to us ooo... You know that workers are well-paid and have a lot of free money to spend so they can absorb the increased tariff... Just know that whatever subsidy you are transferring will be lost to people bypassing and stealing electricity!

It will end up being a net loss for the Discos cos previously they were paying the lower tariff but when they bypass, they will pay far lesser than they were before the increase! The Discos do no have the manpower to monitor bypass... In some cases, most cases... It is their staff that even do the bypass, again because they are very well paid!

So Hon. Minister, it is my humble submission that Increasing tariff at this time will be pointless. Cos when the inability to pay surpasses willingness to pay, they are left with no option that to find other means to get the electricity. Simples

Seems they use these egates for influencers cos I have arrived in Abuja twice between December and February and the egates were not used on both occasions.

Using to mouth to appeal...

Why not reduce the cost of production and transportation incurred by manufacturers and distributors.

You increase taxes, increase fuel costs, increase electricity tariff and now appealing for cheaper prices.

Well done Engineer

Hassanmaye:
Shut the fkp

Debunk what I wrote; don't act like you were brought up sucking the udders of a cow

You go soon put pressure on omoluabi to start calling on bus stops and communicating to passengers in their danfo in the sofisticated language ooo...

Nobody really cares! He was as good as wet firewood for 8 years in office; of what use will he be to the APC NEC? We know the party is filled with the most useless of politicians though but for him the snub like minds like him is something else

Propaganda.

How has daily PMS demand gone up from 4.5m litres a day to 50m litres a day despite high prices and CNG adoption.

The maths isn't adding up...

3 bitter humans.... Buhari.. No electoral influence cos he was a massive failure

Amaechi brings nothing to the table, he holds no power in Rivers State

El-Rufai had no leverage, Kaduna was taken from him and he is currently jumping around throwing tantrums

3 bitter leaves

All the men should be found and arrested for statutory rape

... And he died a well-deserved death... Though I wish it was more like that of Samuel Doe.. A bit more painful especially for a genocidal manic. Unfortunately, we have memoralized him with an international airport!

....after Patricia comes Monica.

For all your P2P transactions, don't bother with the CEXs... They send all your transactions to the financial and security agencies.

Telegram is your friend. If you know... You know...and if you don't... Monica

So what's your other source of income apart from being an arse licker and a media nuisance.

8 years isn't a long time, you'll fade into obscurity like the nuisance before you... Then you'll write a memoir..

Person wey no fit conquer bandits

You are only a victim cos you were willing to be!

Out of desperation, you fell into the clutches of scammers and you do yourselves no favors by going out to protest.

Indians and Pakistanis have gamed the UK system for years quietly capitalising on immigration loopholes to bring in their people. It came to the turn of Nigerians and not only do they expose the loophole but start scamming

.. And tomorrow we say the government is corrupt as if it isn't the people who make up the government. We are all corrupt