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Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S9 & S9 Plus Price Leaks by AFONJAboiy: 9:07am On Feb 09, 2018
corperscorner:


under which tree you dey for lag? grin

I dey ajah area of Lagos

Godvilla:
15k

Am also in Lag

Bros pity ur boy na I bought it at slot 34k on October
Doesn't have any fault tho
deefrosh:



How much?

20k
Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S9 & S9 Plus Price Leaks by AFONJAboiy: 7:54am On Feb 09, 2018
Am selling my W5 5months old 20k

Am in lag

Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 6:45pm On Feb 08, 2018
emijo:

I'm in Sambisa

Boko Haram fall on u

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Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 6:44pm On Feb 08, 2018
4486 09/02/2018 21:00Ath. Bilbao - Las Palmas UDNormaleHT 12 &
7318 09/02/2018 20:45Fiorentina - JuventusNormaleHT 12 &
4811 09/02/2018 20:45Millwall - Cardiff CityNormale2
9467 09/02/2018 20:45Cambridge Utd - Lincoln CityNormaleHT 12 &
6167 09/02/2018 21:00Granada - ValladolidNormaleOver(2.5)
Stake: ₦ 0.00
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 6:25pm On Feb 08, 2018
etoman1:
I'm in d east

Am in Lagos
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 5:28pm On Feb 08, 2018
Am selling my W5 5months old 25k

Mention me if you wanna buy I stay around ajah

Crime / Re: 27-Year-Old Lady Jailed For Trafficking Teenage Girl For Prostitution (Photo) by AFONJAboiy: 5:23pm On Feb 08, 2018
Tecno W5 for sale 25k

5months old

I stay around ajah

Romance / Re: This Is So Frustrating And Embarrassing by AFONJAboiy: 4:52pm On Jan 21, 2018
hibee4uall:
Well, it depends on some variables. Like said above, if u just reached puberty age it maybe natural.
Too much thinking about a particular girl u truly love may cause it also.
But most importantly, my bro, as a Yoruba man, or so reflects ur moniker, it's bad very very bad omen for it to be occurring consistently. It undoubtedly causes bad luck,and backwardness in man's progress in life. Am saying this from experience. But I can't say everything here sha. U can pm me so as to discuss in detail and perhaps give you possible solution. Wlcm

Bro that's what am afraid of too
Romance / Re: This Is So Frustrating And Embarrassing by AFONJAboiy: 8:20am On Jan 21, 2018
littlewonders:
Try having real sex before you sleep. It may come as a result of your last thought of which might be sex. I feel there's this lady you always think of having sex with. That imagination is affecting Your subconscious.

Before you sleep this time read your bible with concentration and throw yourself to meditation as it may reduce or terminate such thought.

Thanks very much bro

Her name is Sarah, I can't get my mind off her

And have never had sex with her before
Romance / This Is So Frustrating And Embarrassing by AFONJAboiy: 3:29am On Jan 20, 2018
Since Monday now I've been having sex in my dream and the most annoying thing is; there has been semen all over my boxers before I woke up

Right now has I am typing this I just finished washing my boxers, and this is just past 3 but am afraid to sleep again coz it's only 3 boxers I have

The one I wore back from work yesterday I've washed it along

Guys please is there any drug I can use to stop this?

This unaware ejaculation is getting me depressed already.
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 7:51am On Jan 15, 2018
chuksp09:

sorry brother, if it was nairabet u would have gotten between 16 and 17k with just one red on ur ticket.


I've been hearing dis

Is it true?

Me sef na 1 cut me


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Romance / Re: Urgent Anwser Plz by AFONJAboiy: 11:31am On Jan 08, 2018
Elparaiso:
Calm down, give her like 4 or 5 months. If she still hasn't seen it, we would discuss options.


Wickedness

Is dis d best u can say?
Car Talk / Re: Photos Of The All New 2019 Mercedes Benz G Class Revealed Ahead Of Its Debut by AFONJAboiy: 11:01am On Jan 08, 2018
AutoJoshNG:
More pix

How much?
Car Talk / Re: Photos Of The All New 2019 Mercedes Benz G Class Revealed Ahead Of Its Debut by AFONJAboiy: 11:00am On Jan 08, 2018
Olowo lo laaye

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Romance / Urgent Anwser Plz by AFONJAboiy: 10:58am On Jan 08, 2018
This gel was telling me dat she was supposed to see her period on 4 or 5 and she's still telling me dat she's yet to see it and am not ready for a baby right now, not even from her

Guys plz what can we do to remove it if she's really pregnant? Coz I don't want it to go far before we remove it to avoid story dat touch
Romance / Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AFONJAboiy: 2:05pm On Jan 04, 2018
MetroBaba1:




OK, Here We Go

This is a serious issue na

Stop been a kid
Romance / Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AFONJAboiy: 2:03pm On Jan 04, 2018
Millz404:


You are suffering from PIED

Sorry what's "PIED"?
Romance / Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AFONJAboiy: 12:25pm On Jan 04, 2018
arki:
stop msstubating, it is ruining ur sexual life. it also happened to me, I had to see a medical person, he told me to quite masturbation, he prescribed some drugs which I took and was Fyn

Plz can u share d name of d drugs?
Romance / Re: If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AFONJAboiy: 9:31am On Jan 04, 2018
negz1:
ya too addicted to porn.. it has bleeped ya mind up. Stay away from porn

Bros I get erection if I luk at big nyansh 4 too long sef not porn alone but the issue is have never done it b4, it my first time tho
Romance / If I Dey With Girl My Preek No Dey Stand by AFONJAboiy: 9:14am On Jan 04, 2018
Although have never had sex before but whenever I watched porn movie I use to get erection, so I met this girl at PH some days ago and I told her that I want to have sex with her so she promised me later, last night when she came around she said she's ready and we get on it, I tried to make my preek stand but e no gree stand so I manage the little erection to insert her but after some minutes (if up to) I noticed sperm dey kom so I removed it and put it away, but afterwards no erection again and she was waiting for me, aswear I don fvck up, as in ehn I was ashame of myself, since yesterday nw have been avoiding her.... Shey I no complete as a man ni? Coz I don't really understand what is wrong with me sef. I failed woefully sexually

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Jobs/Vacancies / Nairalander PH Base, Plz Help A Brother by AFONJAboiy: 10:57am On Dec 31, 2017
Hi guys am new here in port harcourt and have got no job but I have 150k, so plz guys what's biz can I venture into here dat will be moving fast

Any idea guys? this is my first time here

Just any business at all that I Will start with the said amount that will be moving fast, am a hustler, and the area

Cc Groovenaija360
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N/B; have done some research on nairaland and came across those monickers, so I think they might be staying around their.....

THANKS IN ADVANCE

Dominique
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Lalasclala
Fynesboi
Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by AFONJAboiy: 4:39pm On Dec 10, 2017
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afoltnndeseun:
So I sit uncomfortably 10th on the table. Does that mean I am one of the TOP TEN PUNTERS here for 2017, wow, I am better than Monsuru grin Viking grin Chiefheywhy grin ejamahrandy grin Dgeasy grin 10eola grin jeffersonjeff grin iamcausetrouble grin franceezzco grin

henceforth, I will charge a token to quote or reply comments now. I can't be dragging my celebrity status on the ground anyhow.

Always request for my permission before you quote my post
grin grin


Also, I will be giving 20% of my winnings to someone here. grin

The first person to comment when this thread gets to page 4700 gets the 20%, simple
cool cool cool cool cool cool
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Pride b4 fall

Crime / Re: Corper Accused Of Stealing Chicken Flogged With Rods & Cutlass (Disturbing Pics) by AFONJAboiy: 2:14pm On Dec 10, 2017
Na iron dem put 4 im nyanch

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Romance / Re: See The Lil Python My Lil Brother Killed This Morning by AFONJAboiy: 11:01am On Dec 10, 2017
IamKashyBaby:



grin

Snakes & crocs/ alligators are considered as an exotic food u know? Some are even willing to pay at least 50dollars for a small bowl of that exotic dish wink

Mama put all da big big grammar 4 1 side jor

All those meat wey u mention so, dey are eatable ones grin

Even da alligator sef, we killed it on Friday

Na even last night sef we chop d remaining roasted one
Romance / Re: Please Help A Nairalander Achieve His Dream!! by AFONJAboiy: 10:46am On Dec 10, 2017
humblepete:
Goodevening nairalanders!!

Hi everyone, I'm peter a 200L chemistry student of Delta state university (DELSU) studying chemistry..

Please I need help raising funds to start an online business...

Since Dad passed away last year its been a real struggle to continue schooling,I've had to do menial jobs just to survive.I do laundry for fellow students, organize tutorials but still I barely have enough to feed..I had to sell my tecno y4 to buy textbooks this semester..

Don't get me wrong it's not like I'm lazy..I work several jobs,do anything legal just to survive..I was lucky to work in Guinness PLC Benin during the long holiday from which I raised 52k to pay my tuition fee although mum had to borrow to complete it....

Please I'm tired of living like this.. I'm tired of relying on tokens from coursemates to live...

I'm the first child with several Siblings to take care of...

Please all I'm asking for is a chance

I've researched extensively on freelance writing and I believe I can make something of that..

I even followed venzal post on fiverr here on nairaland

I know it's no goldmine or easy money but I really want to try!!

I've read about major freelancers like
Bamidele onibalusi
Walter akolo
Jorden roper
Carol tice
Nick Darlington

They are humans like me so if they can why can't I...

Please I want to buy a laptop (PC) to write with...I don't even have a smart phone
I'm currently using a low end feature phone itel 51720 which only asseses the internet with its built in operamini...

PLEASE HELP ME WITH WHATEVER YOU CAN... It will be highly APPRECIATED!!


Cc

Seun
Lalasticlala
HungerBad
Sarrki
IamJ
Victegie
airforce1
NwaAmaikpe
And all kind hearted nairalanders out there


All dis online begas una no dey shame?

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All because it a faceless forum

SMH to u
Romance / Re: See The Lil Python My Lil Brother Killed This Morning by AFONJAboiy: 10:42am On Dec 10, 2017
IamKashyBaby:
grin

You must show us how you gonna clean the snake and how u gonna prepare ur exotic dish ala Jamie Oliver grin


Walahi am still hustling money to buy stuffs for it meal o

Am cooking it myself in a delicious way grin
Romance / See The Lil Python My Lil Brother Killed This Morning by AFONJAboiy: 10:36am On Dec 10, 2017
I no believe say I go fit chop beta meat dis morning

Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 11 by AFONJAboiy: 7:30pm On Dec 09, 2017
See my life shocked

I placed crystal vs Tottenham 2 2 but wz afraid to stake it...

Wey I for do cashout nw

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Sports / Re: Pains Of A Punter by AFONJAboiy: 11:06am On Dec 07, 2017
Gten:
Lamentation of a brother���
My BETTING LIFE so far:�

Play over1.5, result 1-0 �
Play 1X, result 1-2 �
Play 12, result 1-1 �
Play Home win either halves, result; first half 1-1,second half 1-2 �
Play - result 7-0 �
No red card-90+1 minute red card�
Corners over 8.5-home 7corners, away 0 corners
Fulltime�
Play 10Mins X - 1-0 ( within 9mins 58secs) � Play under 4.5. They will play 3-2�
Wetin man wan do again?�

*� Who has Sugar Mummy that He's not Using*


Bros no b only u o

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