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 Politics / Re: Curfew May Be Imposed On Lagos State Says Sanwo-Olu by AFONJAboiy: 7:30pm On Mar 27, 2020 |
Wetin b curfew? 2 Likes |
| Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 5:44pm On Apr 08, 2018 |
AxceX: Yepa! mogbe!! na so dis guy lost 1k to arsenal? Next time think twice b4 u bet on arsenal or Chelsea Those two big clubs no geh shame |
| Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 5:34pm On Apr 08, 2018 |
1realBobby: Drag them to court This is a fraud na can you imagine |
| Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 5:29pm On Apr 08, 2018 |
iamsirmichael1: You can aswell go to the field and do the needful na  |
| Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 5:28pm On Apr 08, 2018 |
1realBobby: And you think the remaining 5 wee be green  Keep deceiving yourself |
| Business / Re: Jamil Abubakar Helps His Wife, Fatima Dangote Adjust Her Shoes by AFONJAboiy: 11:54am On Mar 25, 2018 |
What's the point of this news |
| Business / Re: If You Are Uber Partner In Lagos, Please Share Your Experience Here by AFONJAboiy: 2:48am On Mar 25, 2018 |
Guy I wanna become a uber driver how do I start? There good looking car I will be using But am not the owner of the car anyways Thanks in advance Cc dru23 Medd422 Edetsimon Ogunvic41 Datguru Chillex8 Romeo3 |
| Celebrities / Re: Femi Otedola And DJ Cuppy At A Club (Photos) by AFONJAboiy: 9:53pm On Mar 03, 2018 |
QuitNotice: You're crazy |
| Romance / Re: Here Is What I've Been Searching On Google (i Might Need It Later) by AFONJAboiy: 11:58am On Feb 20, 2018 |
Method 8: Overkill You will need Gun Piano wire/Good rope Portable pool Sharks Tall Building A friend(Optional, you poor poor fool) This method is for those who have actually failed at failing. (And even if you do manage to bungle this sure fire method...well...it's still entertaining  .))Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Get to the roof. Remember, use the stairs, not the elevator. You don't want to die from a faulty elevator! Tie a noose around your neck, and secure it to the building. Make sure the rope extends to the bottom, so you hit the ground and still break your neck. Alternatively, you may use the piano wire method above. Get a friend to position a pool at the bottom, and dump the sharks into it. Load the gun, and stick it inside your mouth. Jump! What will happen: The rope should kill you, ripping your head off as you hit the bottom. If the rope breaks, the fall would still kill you. If THAT doesn't work, you can still pull the trigger for the gun and blow your brains out. What? Still not dead? Then the sharks will eat you. This is recommended for Emos, who seem to be completely unable to kill themselves. |
| Romance / Re: Here Is What I've Been Searching On Google (i Might Need It Later) by AFONJAboiy: 11:57am On Feb 20, 2018 |
Method 7: Emotionally Disturbing Piano Wire Beheading You will need Superglue Piano wire Jaunty Hat (Jauntiness is a must) Find a very tall building, overlooking a public place. Stand at its summit with lots of piano wire. Attach one end of a piece of piano wire 5 meters short of the ground to your ankles. Secure the other end to the building. Place your head in a noose made from another length of piano wire that is 6 meters short of the ground. Secure the other end to the top of the building. Glue the hat and your chosen hand to your head. You wouldn't want to lose your hat. Jump! The result: at 6 meters from the ground, the piano wire noose around your neck will tighten and slice your head off. Your head will, however, not fall because it is stuck to your hand. You will be found dangling upside down with your head stuck to your hand spraying everyone in a 5 meter radius with your bodily fluids. Your Jaunty Hat will have to be taken from your cold dead hands. And a record 45,099 people have killed themselves after witnessing a piano-wire suicide and the number just keeps rising. What a coincidence! |
| Romance / Re: Here Is What I've Been Searching On Google (i Might Need It Later) by AFONJAboiy: 11:40am On Feb 20, 2018 |
Method 5: Suicide Bombing You will need Atomic bomb A location where someone carrying an atom bomb won't look out of place. New York is good for this: nothing looks out of place in New York. Religious tract of your choice. The Kama Sutra is a particularly good option, but you could also try the Book of Common Prayer or the Analects Walk to a suitable street corner. Street corners are the proper place to do anything important in New York. Set them up the bomb. Yell something incomprehensible in a foreign language. Some possibilities are "MA BITE EST EN FEU !" or "9時から布団4枚!!!" Cover your testicles Generate a mushroom cloud. If you've ever wanted to have your passing remembered, this is the method for you. However, it is wise to make sure that before you blow yourself up, you stop all the other people on the corner with an atom bomb. You don't want someone else hogging all the glory, lousy poseurs. |
| Romance / Re: Here Is What I've Been Searching On Google (i Might Need It Later) by AFONJAboiy: 11:38am On Feb 20, 2018 |
Method 3: Jumping off a Plane You will need: Plane Ticket Make a Skydiving Reservation Ignore instructor during flight Refuse parachute and jump to your death Optional: Aim for pigeons as you plummet to the earth Optional: Wear a cape and/or a superman suit For those of you that have never liked to listen to directions, this is an obvious choice. You get to your goal and continue your longstanding tradition of ignoring the words of others. Are you listening? Hey! Come back! I'm not done talking yet! Note: if you are afraid of heights, then make someone on the plane angry,and he will throw you out from the plane without even caring about your acrophobia. |
| Romance / Here Is What I've Been Searching On Google (i Might Need It Later) by AFONJAboiy: 11:35am On Feb 20, 2018 |
Method 1: Jumping Off You will need: A good high building or cliff No regrets Optional equipment: A cape Locate a nice high building or cliff to jump off of. And do the following; 1. Go to the top. 2. Jump. 3. Do a flip. 4. Do a barrel roll. 5. Rinse. 6. Repeat. 7. Die. This method has a number of advantages. It's simple. It's dramatic. You can save on funeral costs and have yourself buried in a pizza box. On the other hand, if it's raining, your clothes will get soaked and your body will just wash down the drain. Also, it's just not terribly original. Dozens of people try to jump off the Golden Gate Bridge every year. Boring. (Make sure to do the flip cause you never know, you might get a perfect ten.) |
| Events / Re: Woman Shares Condoms At Her Child's Dedication In Asaba (Photos, Video) by AFONJAboiy: 9:53am On Feb 14, 2018 |
OLOSHO she be |
| Romance / Re: My Girl Is Comparing Me With Her Ex And Said He's Good In Bed Than I by AFONJAboiy: 9:49am On Feb 14, 2018 |
swiz123: What's your problem? Don't u understand my post? Or you just want to display your stupidity this morning? Oloriburuku somebody |
| Politics / Re: Libyan Returnees Seek Relocation From Port Harcourt Airport by AFONJAboiy: 7:03am On Feb 14, 2018 |
Dem no get family |
| Romance / My Girl Is Comparing Me With Her Ex And Said He's Good In Bed Than I by AFONJAboiy: 6:59am On Feb 14, 2018 |
One of the things I've always hated is comparing myself with others and I hate it even more when people do it So last night was talking to my girl on phone and I told her to call me coz am about to run out of airtime after spending almost 30 munites on the phone with her And then she started saying all this shiits about her ex like "my ex will never ask me to call him" and "I can't even recall the day I've called or flash him" so I told her that she should continue with him but she laughs and continue talking about him and how the guy was giving her money but me I can't afford the amount she always require She went further and said there's different between how the guy is treating her in bed and how I am, we've only had sex twice but do in inconvenience place At this point she has crushed my self esteem I was silent on phone after which she started laughing and saying she's only joking with me, I don't even know what to say to her was just silent The idea of continuing the relationship with her is blurred for now She just made me feel inferior. 1 Like |
| Phones / Re: Phone Engineers On Nairaland Willing To Assist You - Part II by AFONJAboiy: 7:39pm On Feb 12, 2018 |
Tecno W5 for sale 5months old 20k Am at ajah area of Lagos
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| Phones / Re: Android, Anyone? Part II by AFONJAboiy: 7:35pm On Feb 12, 2018 |
DorcasShalom: Tecno W5 for sale 5months old 20k Am at ajah area of Lagos
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| Autos / Re: Who Wants This Tokunbo 2011 Toyota Camry SE? by AFONJAboiy: 7:32pm On Feb 12, 2018 |
| Celebrities / Re: Kemi Olunloyo: "IPOB More Dangerous Than The Fulani Herdsmen" by AFONJAboiy: 7:28pm On Feb 12, 2018 |
Tecno W5 for sale 5months old 20k
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| Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 7:11pm On Feb 12, 2018 |
Tecno W5 for sale 5months old 20k
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| Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S9 & S9 Plus Price Leaks by AFONJAboiy: 7:40pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
| Phones / Re: Samsung Galaxy S9 & S9 Plus Price Leaks by AFONJAboiy: 7:39pm On Feb 10, 2018 |
deefrosh: 20k last price |
| Celebrities / Re: Bobrisky Recounts How A Man Sexually Harassed Him In A Mall by AFONJAboiy: 10:09am On Feb 09, 2018 |
okeke00: U forgot bisi alimi |
| Business / Re: Football (+Other Sports) Betting Season 12 by AFONJAboiy: 9:16am On Feb 09, 2018 |
Am selling my W5 5months old 20k Am at ajah area of Lagos
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