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pweetixandy:
But why mods?





Whoever moved this sheet to the fp just started using the a multimedia phone last night.

1. This pic has been around for years





2. That doesn't look like a student!





3. The mods must be crazy

bro,1Oyrs ban awaits u

Ok i dy come. Make i go suck breast

Two guys meet up in a bar. The first one asks, “Did your hear the news? Mike is dead??!!!”

“Woah, what the hell
happened to him?”

“Well he was on his way over to my house the other day and when he arrived outside the house he didn’t brake properly and boom – He hit the curb, the car flipped over and he crashed through the sunroof – Went flying through the air and smashed through my upstairs bedroom
window.”

“What a horrible way to die!”

“No no, he survived that, that didn’t kill him at all. So, he’s landed in my upstairs bedroom and he’s all covered in broken glass on the floor. Then, he spots the big old antique wardrobe we
have in the room and reaches up for the handle to try to pull himself up. He’s just dragging himself up when bang,
this massive wardrobe comes crashing down on top of him, crushing him and breaking most of his bones.”

“What a way to go, that’s terrible!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him he survived that. He
managed to get the wardrobe off him and crawls out onto the landing, he tries to pull himself up on the banister but under his weight, the banister
breaks and he goes falling down on to the first floor. In mid air, all the broken banister poles spin and fall on him,
pinning him to the floor, sticking right through him.”

“Now that is the most
unfortunate way to go!”

“No no, that didn’t kill him, he even survived that. So he’s on the downstairs landing, just
beside the kitchen. He crawls in to the kitchen, tries to pull himself up on the stove, but reached for a big pot of boiling hot water, whoosh, the whole thing came down on him and burned most of his skin off him.”

“Man, what a way to go!”

“No no, he survived that,
he survived that! He’s lying on the ground, covered in boiling water and he spots the phone and tries to pull himself up, to call for help, but instead he grabs the light switch and pulls the
whole thing off the wall and the water and electricity didn’t mix and so he got electrocuted, wallop, 10,000 volts shot
through him.”

“Now that is one awful
way to go!”

“No no, he survived that…”

“Hold on now, just how the hell did he die?”

“I shot him!”

“You shot him? What the hell did you shoot him for?”

“He was wrecking my house.”

Yes, GEJ must go.

Sowi,wrong thread

AKPOS THE VAL BREAKER

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- 13th of Feb 2009 -
Girlfriend: Baby i love u.

Akpos: How many time will u tell me that? Don't u know too much of love is not good?

Girlfriend: But i love u.

Akpos: Oooh! So u are still saying it? It's over!

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- 12th of Feb 2010 -
Girlfriend: ( just waking up) Heey! Honey i dreamt that you bought me a diamond ring on Valentines day

Akpos: Go back to sleep and wear it.

Girlfriend: Hmmmm.

Akpos: Infact how did u know i wanted to buy a diamond ring for u this val? Are u a witch? Its Over!

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- 13th of Feb 2011 -
Girlfriend: Bby i need 90,000 naira for Brazilian hair so that i will look good for u on val's day.

Akpos: Haven't i told u that since Brazil won us 3-0 in 2013,i hate to hear the name Brazil? U don't have respect. It's over!

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- 11th of Feb 2012 -
Girlfriend: Baby i heard the new blackberry is out.

Akpos: All blackberry's hang.

Girlfriend: This one doesn't hang.

Akpos : So im a liar abi? It's over between us!

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- 13th of Feb 2013 -
Girlfriend: Baby i will need 50k for valentine's shopping pls.

Akpos: Jesus! My fone just fell into the water.

Girlfriend: But u are typing now.

Akpos: So are u trying to tell me that i don't know what im saying? Are u indirectly calling me a liar?

Girlfriend: No baby.

Akpos: No is negative and Yes is Positive. How many times have i told you not to include me in negative things? Im tired of this relationship! It's over!!

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12th of Feb 2014
Girlfriend: Hey dear! Friday is valentines day.

Akpos: Are u trying to say i don't have a good memory?

Girlfriend: No baby,its not like that.

Akpos: Are u arguing with me?

Girlfriend: No naaaah, haba!

Akpos: Haba right! Its over between us!

not again. Another Mb wasted

1st..2..comment

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Plz add yours let's catch fun

Meet Charly boy’s grandchildren; four year old twins Michael and Daniel Flora whom he simply refers to as Charles and Charly. Are they not cute?
Chai these kids go worse pass p-square.

SOURCE: http://www.naij.com/336038-charly-boy-shows-off-adorable-twin-grandchildren.html

hm

I'll neva forgive d fool that introduced me to football betting. Ooh God,where ave i gone wrong?

Bought a new Toyota car from Aba. If Aba made doesn't kill me who will?