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Caseless:
u neva knw wetin de happen b dat.

a beg make una gist me o, na her real boyfriend.

prettythicksme, haba! must u insult everybody who is against your opinion? just ignore the insults and concentrate on the thread, u are op yet u allow your thread to be derailed with insults, that's not nice

u think insulting them back elevate u? my dear it doesn't, it rather brings u back to a low level.

they think u are ashawo but u are not and u know u are not, just leave them with d negative thinking. keeping quiet does not make u all d names they called u

Caseless:
i wont, baiby. It's a hug.

hmmm

gu moring

justi4jesu:
Following

u don't come here to 'following' u come and sha yo and chitchat

Caseless:
her husband is chief otumba olubukato aka thuley.

that can't be her her real boyfriend na, she was crushing on him few weeks ago

rozzay:
Eeeerm dear am shy ask caseless, its his best friend

u funny sha. seriously I don't take any if your thread seriously cos I see them as nollywood movies.

caseless pls who is her boyfriend

Caseless:
*runs into her arm*

abeg no break my leg for me o

rozzay, who is the boyfriend

Caseless:
trust me, honey-heart.

some benefits of doubts * open arms wide*

Tuntheycr7:
En en..
Cos i knw yu to b a good lady noni...

So how d weekend goin at ya side ?

and will forever remain d good lady u know me to be

weekend just dey there, no difference from d weekdays

Jbluv55:
Hahahaha . I remain loyal o mami .

Make I bring Snake Venom com for you?

nah! I don't work by snake venom, I work by...errmmm... no telling of secrets


how d night dey pop for here

Jbluv55:
Haaa!!! Na lie o. Ejoor o. I dey fear yemoja o .

Berra, cos we are powerful and can't be tampered with

Caseless:
permit me to hug d queen first, maybe that wil answer ur question.

ah! I no trust dat kain answer wey dvtin go answer after d hug

KingTom:
Na help I say make I help my bros o

see yourself, good Samaritan chuk u inside wahala.I like say u go taste prison small sha

Tuntheycr7:
Evening to yu madam at the Top...


***move closer to her and whispers to her... Ah de hear rumours abt yu sayin yu gave oga some mumuish portion Sweet vegetable thereby making him to run errands for yu

portionu ke, ah! dat one na bad rumor o, them just love me ne kawai

Caseless:
jbluv na confam baba hin be. U nor see hw hin take tame dat gal.

jbluv55, confirm it, omo babalawo ni e?

rozzay:
Eeerm sweets, we r trying to rescue king tom in nland jail

eh na, since its prison break method and scene u want to use, u gas use most of those characters


I wonder what the jovial kingtom did to warrant such sentence

Caseless:
says who? *consults babalawo jbluv55*

hian, u go fear when jb turn to babalawo na, me sef na yemoja I be

jbluv55 and rozzay, na action film things now ba, make una give me role wey i go act but make sure say na love part o

Caseless:
*rushes* na wetin u want make e happen for palace nau.

I no knw wetin dem dey do for palace na, so I dey ask

SpcAgtOko:
Mtcheeeeew.

common bend down low and humbly do the needful

SpcAgtOko:
American

do we have a tribe called american in Nigeria? never heard of it o, I would like to knw abt the culture

SpcAgtOko:
No time.

no time ke, create time na, abi na time go create himself?

I used to think u were Yoruba but I later noticed u don't ever write anything in Yoruba, what tribe are u

SpcAgtOko:
He gbadun all the girls die

lmao, becos u see ogbadun. a beg, go learn Yoruba joor so that u go fit dey gist with your inlaws

Jbluv55:
Hehehe . Ok I dey feel like JB

Don't worry about Awon sisi, I dey only for one sisi which I already have

Is it because I call everyone sir and ma'am abi werin make you think that one?

Berra

u know say sometime una no dey trusted reach dat level

not that at all, u won't understand, just forget

it seems her tummy is decaying going by your word 'anytime we are together', abeg go mama basira place place for them to give you correct agbo jedi

Jbluv55:
I nor dey feel like jarule o, na OBJ I dey feel like

Why you dey pity my special agent na?

And na werin make you dey surprised?

haba, obj ke, na becos of the money abi the power? becos if na for face matter, dat one na insult

ah, u say owon sisi o je ki o gbadun, one of dem might end up snatching u away na

I don't know, I felt u will be younger, perhaps u look older than ur...

Jbluv55:
Awon sisi po ti won ko je ki n gbadun noni o

*coughs* u kon dey feel like ja rule ba.

iyen nor da sha. na special agent I just dey pity sha

I'm surprised though by how matured u look

Jbluv55:
Well I've known a couple of chics that say it pointblank before they start dating any guy that they don't like the act of kissing. I interacted with one to find out the reasons and what she said was "I don't just like kissing". So I asked if she was reserving the kisses for marriage and she said "My mouth is for eating and not for kissing and any man that'll marry me just has to take me as I am"

I thereby concluded that the reasons for breakups in some marriages might never be known to onlookers afterall .

ahahahaha, lmao. no be small 'for eating' o

reminds me of the madam I once worked with who told me there are some old school women that if their husband want to touch their Manchester, they would say mba o, the bride price u paid is for the bakassi and the ukwu-art rope pot and that's d only place u can touch. imagine
so if u are d kind of man dat likes smooching part of the body, u will end up living a miserable sex life, how will they them self feel sef, hian some of those olden days women sef

sameer1212:
oh so sorry saruaniya, i thought kince place ne. toh let me tell oga jbluv55 to order some drinks to our palace right away. *whisper in her ear* sarauniya shld i tell d other servants to live us alone?

he is actually not around, I sent him on an errand to go get me the new waist beads of diamond made that I ordered from india, it arrived this morning and someone needs to pick it up. he won't be back until later

dre11:

O fi mi si oju iwon...


Is that the only thing u wanna teach me

translate

yes cos it seems dats d only thing u need to learn

Jbluv55:
E get as e be jare . Boya ma da pada Sibe lera .

o fe je ki won ma ko fine boy je abi. ma worry, won ni je e ton