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KingTom:
Aworinde na Hausa name?

hmm! aworinde, idile awo lo ti wa ni?

I was thinking u are from all these akwa ibom, Ibibio them them side o

Truckpusher:
Ok.

But you need to make some sacrifice eh

eh? hmm! okay o, what kinda sacrifice

KingTom:
Serious!

hian. jbluv55, KelvinGraphics, mbok is it true that kingtom is a Yoruba?

jnrbayano:
E fit you

my own kain nurse go be soji one, u know those kain ones wey their white uniform dey be super sexy with high heel cover shoe, patient sef go well by force, pple like KelvinGraphics go catch their memory back sharply but I know say dem no go want dat kain nurse becos before patient pay any money dem go don well

jbluv55
caseless
dre11
KelvinGraphics
truckpusher
kingtom
sameer1212
u guys should get ready to be my back up o, I just got slotted in for miss Nairaland competition

KingTom:
I'm a Yoruba guy

Yoruba? adonblivit

be serious

Jbluv55:
[b][size=15]ENTERTAINMENT[/size]
A doctor KingTom wrote on his new clinic:

"Any treatment is 10,000 Naira and if we cannot treat you, we will pay you 20,000 Naira."

Wanting the 20,000 Naira for himself, A guy KelvinGraphics came to the doc and said: "I can't feel any taste."

The doc asked a nurse AfricanApple to give KelvinGraphics a few drops of medicine from box 22. Upon taking the drops, KelvinGraphics shouted: "Oh stop! It is urine!"

The doctor said: "Congratulations , your sense of taste is back now."

KelvinGraphics was very angry that he lost 10,000 Naira. He came back 2 weeks later determined to get 20,000 Naira.

The following conversation ensued between KelvinGraphics and doctor KingTom.

KelvinGraphics: I lost my memory.

KingTom: AfricanApple! Please give this man some drops of medicine from box 22.

KelvinGraphics: Wait doctor! But that medicine is for sense of taste na.

Doctor KingTom: Congratulations ,your memory is back.

KelvinGraphics was forced to pay another 10,000 Naira . [/b]

ahahahahahahahahahahah, lmao. no be small entertainment o

but I supposed to be a doctor na, nurse too small

Caseless:
I don de wait u for d river already. jst hurry up enta pls.

how u take know d place? u fit don miss road o

KingTom:
Liar ko liar ni anyway mo fe kajo jade fun ounje ale

to where?

surprise! so u can speak Yoruba?

KelvinGraphics:
D dude Traveleth.

Whatsupeth?

welucome backeth, hope u bringeth bread

I am goodeth

FLAWLES:
waTdah?? hy boo am a newbie o

yinmu, newbie ko newdolie ni

accept d nominasion jawe

Caseless:
na wetin we de hear b dat.

u know how all these pple sabi lie na.

get ready, by 12a.m, we will be going into an ocean, I will take u to see my kingdom where I rule. they would be happy to see u especially if they notice u have correct packs

KingTom:
Fixed he is writing his Autobiography o

boyfriend ko pikinfriend ni.

dah one good na, make better inspiration dey the biography sha














but u are such a bitter liar

Tallesty1:
Hahahahahah.

Ball no fit spoil my belle oo......


Nah the fans be our wahala here.

'em no go allow you a moment rest especially when there are bets

easy with d betting sha o.

dem don win? abi dem never start?

I nominate flawles

Jbluv55:
Na so me sef see am o . I dey do doctor work sef .

omo dada, ba wo ni, how was d weekend

KingTom:
Hmmmmmmmm you be mekanik?

where is your friend KelvinGraphics, its been long I saweth him

Caseless:
evn na bermuda triangle d yemoja dey, i'm ready to follow u.

ahahahahah, na so love dey do u reach?

but Bermuda triangle is not as dangerous as pple make it seems to be

Tallesty1:
Lols.....

I do play oo, I dey play well sef. Nothing dey am nah......


Owk...... I pray make Chelsea win their match sha otherwise nah straight to be ah go go.

hmm,

ah no allow dat kain match spoil ya belle joor, if dem win nko, dem go share their money with u?.... men and football obsession sha...


what will u like to take in this bar so I can order for you

rokiatu:
Yea true but that was just a joke luv........and am going into this just to have fun.

with person like u it must def be a joke

nna eh, its just for fun o, nothing more

Idowuogbo:
afraid of loosing gini? With her fan base? iLaugh!

Roki, shake something this year nau.. show the newbies the power in that AZZ

toh, d tin surprise na cos I no say she gather fans but uvknow there are some people that despite the power and fans they have, they are afraid of competition intact most of us are

lmao, no be small power in d azz o

eh ehn o mama, u no say I be contestant number 4 ba, ejo, she ema shey campaign manager fun mi

rokiatu:
Well done.


@ ORGANIZERS, I also accept, but when the going gets tough imma opt out.

maka why? u afraid of competition or u afraid of loosing, u don't have to be. when u don't win a competition it doesn't mean u are a looser or u don't have those qualities d winner has, d thing is in every competition there must be only one winner.. one, they can not choose two. having d courage to come out and compete is something uh, everybody will want to win but only one person has to win

rokiatu:
I nominate @


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https://www.nairaland.com/africanapple

-Kachisbarbie

- Dygeasy

mizmycoli,

I accept the nomination

tallesty1, I'm good. I've been online just dat I don't usually comment on threads u might likely see me. here where I come mostly to relax and chilax.

seriously I cant imagine u playing footu ball, mehn! basketball is what I would think, opponents sef go dey fear you

I can't wait to hear about your coper encounterment o(whatever that means)

its annoying dat u said u are still doing it small small sha

Caseless:
*clears throat in submission to her wish*ur highness, whrever u wanna take me, i shal follow u.

imma take u into d river to come meet my fellow yemoja, they will be happy to see u
u know what yemoja means?

Caseless:

how was your night. being your sarauniyar, I feel like taking u out today, where would you like to go

DJMONACO:
A hall is 15m long and 12m broad.If the sum
of the areas of the floor and the ceiling is
equal to the sum of areas of the four walls,
the volume of hall is?

what!

WarRLaY:
you are a demented fool

haba bros, demented fool for wetin na

sameer1212:
inakwana sarauniya

sanu mutun mi na, ya jin dadi

danbrowndmf:
for the fact say ha like u knw mean say ur name good.cnt u see hear it ur self "AFRICANAPPLE" na primary school girls der name na.

ogbeni! free me joor, u seems to be obsessed with dat name, of all the names on nl, for u have keenly noticed my moniker like dis, na im be say....

ask anybody, they would pick my name to yours anytime any day


now enuf

Caseless:
*hugs in response*

hugi hugi