₦airaland Forum

sameer1212:
lol realy? d bartender no dey? dear hw did u what d place to be?

mind u I said palace not place, have u forgotten u are talking to the sarauniyar of Nairaland?

I want d palace to boom boom, but d people who will make it boom boom are out of the country.

so its like we will just sit and drink and gaze and...

dre11:
Yes ooo
Because u refused to be mah English teacher


So can u open a thread and teach me ma'am

okay let me teach, that face I saw is not fruggly abi what did u call it. oju to sure ni

sameer1212:
akoi ranane? wel, hv been ah since mrn. yaa wekend?

weekend just dey, e no sweet e no dry. how can we make the palace boom

dre11:
Which face have u seen

And which one are u wanting to see










the face u have seen

if that's d face u define as ugly then it means u have not been offering English in school

Jbluv55:
Ok you will get a tag o.

Oya yewo bayen

moti ri, shey ofe ki owon eyan ri oju e ni

Jbluv55:
Yes!!! .

However, some girls have desirable lips but aren't good kissers

*whispers to her*.....some girls even say they don't like to kiss or be kissed . Why is that?

ewo too, which girl ever told u dat? ah! maybe the guys they have kissed has mouth odour, too much spit in the mouth or very very big mouth or they are sweet liars

dre11:

The voice is as fruggly as the face

I hope the seed the song drop on ur belly will be magnified

pls which face are u talking about.

Jbluv55:
Interesting. Why Arsenal?

*whispers to her*....I noticed that most ladies supporting Arsenal are blessed with 'outstanding pasts' . Are you also blessed in that ministry?

what do u mean by outstanding past cos even me despite say football dey bore me, I dey support arsenal, whether na d name o, I no know wetin make me like dem

Tuntheycr7:
Yup we are watching ooo...

**hope we won't see you walking alone as yu did on Wednesday nite ?

hey, good noon

dre11:


Just following after ur footsteps ni

Lead me in the way oh Africanapple. .....
Lead me to the part of paradise
Pls don't let me fall in the ditch


Kia. .... I no sabi sing sha

I just dey imagine how the voice go be sef

but d song sweet me for belle sha

Jbluv55:
Haba!!! Rara o. Esekese ni mo fi si sugbon nigba ti mi ko ri e leyin iseju meta ni mo yo kuro. Ki se fault temi o .

o ba ti tag me now, I expected a tag

sameer1212:
lolz... ur wish is our command ma'am. kintashi lafia?

na tashi lafiya, ya rana

Caseless:
*jumps to her feet in submission*
ur royal majesty, i'm at ur service.

don't rush, eh ehn *scratches head* wetin dem dey do for palace sef?

Caseless:
i no go mind that secret charm oo.. I wan use am ontop africanapple.

charm no dey work on me

dre11:
U just dey find ways for that person not to dream


Nah everything u want know.. ... We have to unwrap the onion one bud after the other

dre11 u sef, ur ways na die

Jbluv55:
Morning AfricanApple , kilode ti mi o ri e mo l'ana?

o da nu bi no now, u said if I was ready, told u I'm ready then u said if I'm around. toh I just gas go sleep

good afternoon by the way. so she mo le ri no siyin

dre11:
How are u so sure
This is a bar#for crying out loud


So.. ... U brought about the permutations and combinations


Because u wanted a mute and dreaming guy
Instead of a talking and questioning guy like me

okay! I'm not sure but whoever dreameth shall faileth in his dreameth

permutation and combination of wat

hian

all u need to do is stop being lazy and learn, u mustn't be speaking through your nose

Glowstone:
[color=grey]Pls how DO they run after gals[/color]

lmao

mart2k:
please I want to know if is a good course and where I can probably work with d certificate. thanks

AKA mass comm

dre11:


She is trying not to be caught off guard
I understand what ure doing and how ure going about it


So, he won't make an effort to dare have the dream.. ....
I quite understand u sweetheart

dre11 mbok what are u saying. no one is dreaming of my lips here na

money good o

dre11:
It does woman
It only need a step of faith

And the kiss might just the sweetest things u did experience because u have done the rehearsal in the dream

ahahahah *laughing in helen Paul's voice* ah eh ah ah eh eh eh eh eh

Lmao, no be small rehearsal.

dis situation knows no faith o, on my side sha, u go just dream d kain one wey u no go wake up

dre11:
Things move.. ...
Noise turns to sound

U keep speaking in parables


The pic is a parable of u
It has not even revealed a quarter or ur beauty

hope you are not asking for explanation.


yinmu

Jbluv55:
Interesting

u sef see am like dat? interesting indeed

have u ever dreamed of kissing a girl? u mean daydreaming o

dre11:
That's when u don't believe in the dream and believes its all about fantasy and not reality

Dreams give me a hope
A hope that stick to mah head
The head is kept challenged daily

And a word of prayer
Gives an assurance that the dream is for an appointed time.. ... I should wait for it because it will be fulfilled

okay, u are veering to dreams of success in life, talk about 'kiss dreaming' abi 'dream kissing' u sure know most of it don't come true

STENON:
Hahahahaha....You are too funny...... goodevening my Dearest

my dear na good morning o, dats why I asked jb how was his night.
how have u been?

dre11:
If not because ure mah sister
I will say.. ....... Why u look go that side


Still can't beloved ur more beautiful than I ever imagine sha

how my eyes no go go there, I see say if I no talk, things fit begin move and noise fit begin sound.

hian, u sure say d pics no dey lie?

dre11:
Don't u know that dreams do come true

What we are afraid of is not to dare to dream
Because we do believe it's all waste of time.. ....



But I do dare to dream because I know most dreams do come to pass

some dreams don't ever come true and u might know from d beginning but still hopes it does cos it's too sweet a dream to loose

dre11:
Looks at her
Into her eye balls
But she keeps blushing
Can't look straight at mah eye balls

Because....... We do understand what's up
All this her cross leg are just demo

When she feels mah hand. .... She did uncross what she crossed and lower her hands


Oh it's past midnight

Jesu Christi! for dis kain night u and stenon dey cross and uncross leg abi, gengen, it has happened

Jbluv55:
Mami Africa gudu morning o .

seriously is it morning already? I don start again

good morning, how was your night

Jbluv55:
Hehehe . Some peeps will definitely have temperaments like that . To each his/her own sha .

that one is a foolish temperament cos its not my fault u are not finer than everybody