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tonychristopher: tell me what a man will be doing with a woman that cant cook, she will be there always handling my banana as BananaBender and AfricanApple does maybe when you a better bananabender she moves, i just cant understand how people reason

yaba left candidate

neighy: LasGidi> Lagos> yoruba... Am a yoruba guy

oh! I see, local government?

dre11:

Just like u
Like the way u compose that phrase and it just fits u @emboldened

laye late, if its what u are thinking, instead is my friend that is following me

Dygeasy post=/post/26825347:
Hmm... Nice. We are all just here.

The wooing challenge just dey like 'dende'. It'll hold this evening. However boring it turns out won't be my doing.

it can't even be ur doing, u have tried. some people are just following their friends, cos their friend didn't participate they too don't want to participate

what if u actually found him/her blowing it like a balloon

jhumong: yea.....buh...she doesnt even want to reply chat again or pick calls......the worst she said was that she dont deserve me.....and i was like....thats not ur decision to make..na me go decide who deserve me nao.....bt still...samething

sorry to say, she might actually meant u don't deserve her

its better to ask your friend out than a random girl. that's so unmatured of her.

a friend of mine did same thing to me and I told him I can't date him cos I'm dating someone else already which he knew, nothing spoiled, we closed chapter and life goes on, if he needs my help I do it, if I need his help he does it. shikena

u weren't friendzoned anything, don't mind all these people dat like typing friend zone after all u didn't ask her out before u became friends, u were already friends before u asked her out

my advice, just forget her

Mynd44: As Christians, it is not right to eat it. Don't even touch it. Just send it to my house and I will dispose of it for you

ROFL, mind44 no kill psn with laff biko.
I was angry with dis stupid hold up but now my mind free small

without public awareness girls will continue to fall victim of this, such a pity. that's why mothers fathers and brothers should take out time to always appreciate the beauty of their girls so they would know how beautiful they are instead of letting any yeye yahoo yahoo boy deceive them

untop crush matter, hian

Dygeasy: lol! No, not at all.. Hope you slept well.

I did. what's for us dis morning



BTW, how's d wooing challenge going

donroxy: haba, iwo lo so wipe kin bere fun any reward now, ko de poju o , u re phobia of Online Husband ni ?

eh okay no fex, I wasn't thinking straight wen I said so

no oo, I'm not scared but I'm not ready to marry yet

Dygeasy: Eh ya. PHCN never disappoint here. If you get what I mean.

Good morning to you!

in Yoruba girls voice 'goodu moring'
hope u didn't dream of zombies sha

ERCROSS: This thread is dead on arrival..
Tankz to africanapple and the other businessman advertising his ish ova dere..

he he he, how u won make we do when d tin dey bore us

Jbluv55: And I replied you in the hausa classroom na .

Na ce na fita daga makaranta a Ibadan . Ki fahinta?

eh, na fahinta. ina son tafi school din tru direct entry.

donroxy: ahahaha, .... Se o poju ni ?

oti poju o but I I did d later sha

Idowuogbo: I no no ooo...probs too much caffeine in my system.

ah joor, don't let any thing give u sleepless night o. just try to sleep it over so ur head can be clear for solutions

donroxy: wow, Will you be my wife ? ...... One like will do the rewarding and Thank you Apple !!

ah! *scratches head* wife biti bawo

Dygeasy: The book therapy works very well for me but I'm having a swell time with zombies here..lol!

Walking dead season 3. You aren't just 'nairalanding' are you?

okay, I see.

I'm only nairalanding o but I have a book here that I will soon grab, but CNT do both at dsame time, I will have log off

I would have also been watching 'vampire's diary' but PHCN is at it again

Idowuogbo: Yup!

oya grab pen and book


but dis language eh, if only it was as easy as Hausa, e for beta

but wait o, mama, wetin make u never sleep

curiouses: Yoruba says: Ijo ajo ju la fi n ri oko Eegun....Too much dance na him de expose masquerade joystick

ROFL, chai u just made my night.

no be small ijo

if na you

donroxy: Attimes, I just wonder why we make our fellow Human/Woman a kind of Career that we need 10 dating skills your should , 100bed skills you should never have , 50 romantic gestures you should possess !!

Haba ... Woman na career abi na WAEC/NECO or JAMB !!!

how can I reward u for dis post, just tell me

snowprince07: PRESENT

oya start learning

idowuogbo, I see u, u too won learn?

Tallesty1: lols


it is good............ I just wish I have enough time to enjoy the thread.

wetin won dey hol u, teash us Igbo jo

so na dis one dey trend now. snowprince07, u were looking for dis

Kachisbarbie: ah-ha
Priscaoge...ezewanyi ndi'igbo...
Yo attention is needed here nne...

@OP...you can't learn it like this na. just mix up with igbo people - if possible date one that can speak well. That's how I learnt yoruba

go repent

KingTom: Well played

u no fit try me na

Dygeasy: Thanks Akira. Sleeping early is another hard task. Waking up very early is so easy for me.

another thing we have in common, lol. I'm still awake not becos i dont want to sleep but becos sleep don't want me to sleep, though not all d time I wake early but sometimes I wake early even when I don't want to wake up. if u have a book, u can pick it up and start reading, it might work for u

herald9: so you won't mawi me again abi

wetin be mawi

dre11: When the teacher of teachers is here.... Wetin I go come do self

at least when I no dey u fit dey put my guy thru

don't worry, I will pay u