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gbengarock: amma gonna change my moniker to nobody cos of u

ROFL. oya change it then I will knw u're serious

neighy: wetin u and my oga do wey u no get strenght again *comot kpankere* oya dey confess

we do kelewawa

*collects pankere and start flogging him* how dare u

Jbluv55: Mami Africa . Bawo ni dear?

Make I serve you goat head too?

nope, serve me the stuff u serve me yesterday. catfish and kunu

cooljoe: u know NL used to b a lot less fun till I met u here. Bin here quite a yle o, since 2007 or so, bt I hardly post a tin, nd even wen I do, ts on d sports or rap subsection. I met u, nd everytin changed

wait wait, wait, isn't dis the ladies edition? where were u wen men's edition was on.

oya make una reverse d case now now

Lady woo ya man

LogoDWhiz: Cool..

No one u admire?

actually I admire alota peeps both boys Abe gals

kingphilip: Hmmmm
Abeg who b u own wooee?

nobody o

laplace12:
Ma dear, I'm very ok.

Was only trying to reason along with mizmycoli. Imagine when your lines get more 'likes' than that of your opponent, yet you lost. I think the decision is just too heavy for only one person to make. Maybe there should panel of judges


You decided on whom to woo?

lmao
panel of judges untop Epping tinz? it has to be the wooee's choice


decide ke, seriously I'm not wooing anyone this season

LogoDWhiz: Hello!

Who are u picking?

Do u have anyone in mind?

hi

I am not picking anyone

I don't have anyone in mind

neighy: JBLUV55 shey u dey hear?

u dis guy u just dey find my trouble since morning and I refused to be troubled as I no get trouble.

leave me jare, I no get strength again

BlackStallion: HAHAHAHAHA!! Chai, o boy see finishing.
JESUS!! Dis girl has ruined me, na to migrate go facebook na him sure pass oo

do dat sharpaly.

bestestgirl: Dygeasy, I can't believe you didn't suggest spacegoat as one of the wooees

just tell him you want to woo him and ur name will be slotted in


u know say some people don become old men for here, na fresh blood girls dey huzzle for

MizMyColi:
Bae, 14 years is real
I'll still catch Akara bomb for you tho'




@Laplace12, after your performance in the last challenge, I now accord you this level of respect and attention.

I'll try and analyze somethings here, please be patient and read thru'

First off, I'd like for you to know that I participated in the last one and lost.
Not because my lines weren't good enough but chiefly because, the winner was reeally familiar with the woee and I strongly feel that external factors were involved.

Now if I were in his shoes?
I'd make exactly the same choice.
Why?
Because he knows her better than he knows me or africanapple.
Clearly, there was some affinity between them.
I mean, if I decide to woo Airborne and someone decides to challenge me, given the e-bond btw us, even if I said, "Airborne, you're madt" (kidding o)
Chances are that he'd go for me, not because I performed well, but because of the familiarity between us.

Let's face it.
We know this is just a game.
But then, either ways Loosing Sucks.
Might I also add, that guys are far better at handling rejection than ladies are.


(I'm pointing out these major flaws so that the wooees would come to this consciousness, keep familiarity aside and realize that this is a game, where the clear best ought to be declared the clear winner, offline connections or not).

Now, I'm afraid that history's about to repeat itself, such that anyone who comes up to challenge these ladies are merely figureheads, seeing as the contestants apparently have something going with the "wooees".

Albeit, I'm not sure about Ela and Scopy, but I strongly believe that Scopy must have used his super moderator super powers to turn off any mention of his moniker from the romance section.

Come to think of it, during the men's challenge, the ladies to be wooed were active on the thread right?
I mean, they were conspicuous

Is that the case this time?
I'm yet to see the guys to be wooed show some form of support, which might in turn ginger the swakkah of we ladies to wanna challenge.

So Hun, unless River Niger relocates (Y'know what I mean ) I'll pass.


And
Oh, @Rozzay, you're right hun
I couldn't possibly pose a challenge to an established relationship, much less someone I've never come across on NL

I got my sights on a fresher merchandise (in my eyes at least )

exactly that. that's why no matter how fun it might be I can't go for someone I'm not familiar with but come to think if it, even with d familiarity d other person can outdo u.




Laplace stop feeling heart broken uhn, pick ur hearts and glue them back so they can be ready for other bebes. lmao
don't forget, fun it will always be

neighy: jbluv55 she don dey use style dey advertise herself oo

yes too, cone and buy.

Emvin: I'm sure jb has done d needful. Lol
*draws close 2 ha, wispers 2 ha, 'babe may I get 2 meet uuu'*
pls jbluv, more of our favourite

yeah sure!!!!!!, but don't draw too close hun

Jbluv55: Hehehe.....*thinks to self: this my assistant na weyrey o *

AfricanApple is already taken and I am also taken by AmericanApple

who took me


eh! american apple can't taste as African apple, nothing tastes like it

marieolae: Africanapple choose ur man..enuf talking. U ppl r dulling my spirit

don't let your spirit dull o.

like I said I jes wanna be an observer, but maybe when I fall in love I will do d needful

Rapzino: performs Mohican dance and and throws off hat, lets go there bae!

joins him in dancing. uhhhhhhhhh

MizMyColi: Errrmm
I'm missing a memo here.

Is there a male zee-moore?

no ooo, its dsame zee u know, our wooing rival

Tallesty1: No need for that.


Just promise to woo him

okay.

rapzino ayam coming to promise

laplace12: lol

chill, I'm still recovering, Sarimah broke ma heart in the men's edition

But seriously, that nigga needs it. Do it for him as a favour.

lmao, as a favour uhn

*scratches head* okay let me think about it

BlackStallion: pls African apple I beg u in d name of god woo me. I really love u. if u don't woo me my days on nl are finished, pls pls pls
*kneels down crying and begging*

gosh! have u been starved so much of love? no I can't woo u. I'm tired of black dudes, I need me a yellowee

Rapzino: you sef why you dey slack?

slack ke, I no dey do my own for public, na for koro.

Rapzino: chaiye, she don fall for my boss o!

na ur boss?

okay if u gree, I go woo u join.
u go be my bpyfriend
him go be my husband

MizMyColi: *in one ruggedy voice like that*

Hey Mama!

Hole it dia

We both know you no wanna woo.

Pleas, pleas, again I say pleas, leave us that want to woo 3 at a time to do our thing, okay mama

Lolest.

I remember, I wooed Crack chiefly because you were doing so at the time.


Is there still space at your corner?

Them don woo tallesty go, it's becoming lonely here

e no go happen o, don't be selfish na.



space dey o bereketa, u are free free free



see o, there is someone I actually want to woo o but I'm afraid very very scared. you know who?
*turns to see if anyone is around*

its zee more. will they jail me? or panel beat me?

laplace12: You don't need a crush to do that. Woo Rapzino, we gon support you

oya, na u I won woo





i loff u, will you marry me

abel14: *whispers in his ear*..dnt tell anyone oo
i wish to woo..
Tallesty1
Rapzino
Chibwike
Neldrizzy
Naijaboy
Cooljoe
Unibenstudent














..its nt easy t choose

*points my finger at her* you are very very wicked. tufia




only u won pack all this guys, which ones others go kon woo

Rapzino: you said it yourself that it's fun, why try kill the fun again? Us poor guys 're waiting to be pick (cheekly smiled and jumps into River Benue)

nahhh, I'm not killing anything. maybe next season.

eh! jumps inside to save him.
tallesty1 pls call a rescue squad abi party to come save dis dude o

Tallesty1: You sure you ain't reading too much meaning into this?

maybe u don't know me for my humor.

didnt u see the 'its fun'?

I say I no get crush abi u want make I go crush person?

Rapzino: [color=#006600][/color] dayum! You ain't got a crush? Hmmm

yeahhhhh, is that a news?

emmyspark007: Kindly lead by wooing me

you? nope I won't















submit your CV first.

Rapzino: but that ain't fair

its fair o. last season I tried to woo someone I wasn't really familiar with, just kind of piking from the list

this year I don't wanna do same, though there are lots of peeps I admire here but not enough to profess an undying love for

though its fun

neighy: y u sef no follow..... Abi u be Herma****

Herman wet in

no ooo, I be all of them mama, so make I just siddon dey watch