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Jbluv55: Haaa!!! See me see gbege o .

*taps her by the shoulders*......wake up madam, na Nigeria we dey o and dem never make single #5k note. Na d #1k wey you give me be dis ma'am

https://flagpedia.net/data/currency/ngn/one-thousand-naira.jpg

*stands up, looks straight into his eyes* mr. you really don't know who I am, u think I have time for all this bullshit uh? now get the hell outta my way

*pushes away with one hand while he gap as I wine my waist out of bar*

herald9: the wall have ears...

does it have nose too

zeemoore: Of course, darl
I'm a good girl, i don't reject people's love


I'll be looking forward to that day
The day we make history on Nairaland

I trust u na, but hope your husband will accept to share u

no be small history o. even oga at the top sef go open mouth

Paretomaster: Am on jare, just de observe ni now, Ndubuaku ti komisile.

did she change her monika

EnlightenedSoul: Looks aren't everything, and there are always exceptions to the 'rule', but lolll at these lists.



I've been around, sis. I hope you find yourself well well

of course looks aren't everything just like how d cover of a book can be colorful while the content is drab.


Lol, I find myself well well o

adonbilivit: it depends. u might take after your daf or mum in that aspect. i might be bald and my bro and dad would still have a head full of hair

are u explaining to me or him?

hifaif: If I hear that you used it.

ojaydedon: .

hifaif: If I hear that you used it.

why d shock or u think I'm 16?

Jbluv55: The items arrived early this morning noni, so mi o ni choice .

*collects the #1000 note*

E never complete madam, na 1k you give me .

win sh kain bar man be dis, I gave u 5000 naira. wtf, is that how u do in this bar?

infact don't keep d change again, give it to me and be fast before u begin to spark

zeemoore: Lol

So, how e go be?
You go woo me?

babe if dem gree I go woo you ooo. you go accept my love?

*hope say nobody dey hear wet in I dey talk o*

Paretomaster: Fine o, how ur side?

e dey gidigba o

u are not usually on these days

Jbluv55: I went to pickup some stuff and got back late .

Your bill is tirii tousan

see u, is it Sunday u supposed to be picking picking


ah ahn, ur tinz are really cheap here o

here take did 5,000 naira note. keep the change

its used for maths

the good ol' days

zeemoore: Your previous moniker, what happened to it?
You got tired of the 'ankara' in the apple?


What season is that?
Spring, summer, fall or winter?

no oo, I didn't get tired of it as that's a short form of my name. I just wanna spice my name so that nlders will be salivating



yeye girl, its spring o.

Jbluv55: Chai, I doubt what you just said o. Did you notice Maria Olae didn't choose Naija boiy? And dechan del didn't choose Beenn Kumar?

*serves her*

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those you mentioned I don't know how close they were though.


how much is my bill

and why u no go church today

Jbluv55: Hehehe, I dey hide my skills noni. I just nor dey too gbadun wetin dey happen for that romance section these days

*whispers to her*....if I had a contender, I would have made a different presentation entirely sef


*serves her*

https://epmgaa.media.lionheartdms.com/img/photos/2013/03/27/Hennessy-Good-Morning-and-Goodnight-with-bottle-_t580.jpg

if u had a contender I'm still sure u will win knowing how u both have been playing your love jejely before.

oh! thanks. do you have errrrm catfish pepper soup?

so,
its one added year.. meaning
an added growth
knowledge
success
and blessing.

with the increase your age, your growth, so shall be the increase in the fulfilment in every good thing u desired to be in life

those who wish u ill shall watch in shock how big and strong u shall be

on this day of your birthday, I wish u more success in everything u set out to do or be in life
I wish you a very long life with prosperity.

happy birthday to you herald9

neighy: Boo?? No about to be?? Yea
The last time I had a friendly kiss... My Girlfriend at that time(SpcAgtOko) locked me in paris for good 3MOnths

ah!!!!!! I'm hearing things.
so she was yours before and u decided to pave way for your boss, e good sha.

okay, now I go just dey wave no




jbluv55 you are wasting my time o, where d wine na

Bevy12: Hello

madam. wurrup

Jbluv55: Buhahahaha . Una nor go kee me o .

I nor get bitter words for mouth na abi

My night was just as you guessed, exciting .

Wetin make I sama you this lovely day?

we no go kee u, I know say u no get bitter words but I no know say bar man fit dey romantic like that


ehhh o, u know say me I like wine pass any other drink, if u get he henessay, sama me I need am

neighy: haaa if APRIL07 catch you...
No put me for wahala oooo... I have neva cheated YEA... I no dey spy my seatmate work... JBLUV55 na my witness

Gian, see me o, its jes a friendly kiss na, lmao

besides who is April, your boo? worry not for she will understand if she is a child of god

zeemoore: Hello, massa
Howdy?

Ankara apple
Been long I saw you here

lmao, Ankara ko lace ni

actually I've been off nl for a long while but I've been on since this month began. haven't been seeing u either

errmmm, another season is about to come up o, let's what's gonna happen. lol

any goodies for me?

emmysoftyou: pls house i ve a question, if someöne's dad is bald,can the male childrens be bald too?

fear dey catch you?

Swiftboy: The reason for that could be because the wig changed his look,his young looks happen to be his asset which is connected to the skin cut...we all know he shave his head cos he's bald.

I didn't know that though until that guy mentioned it and I was like oh!
I know most guys with bald head don't keep their hair at all lest anyone see the baldness

if course the wig changed his looks but seriously it was better than the clean cut.
besides he has money to take care of d head, how many of the guys on street does their bare head shines like that

herald9: [size=20pt]HEY GUYS......

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY [/size]

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wow wow wow, a year older today uhn.
brb

modestdude: Put it up let's share with you nah. I love to read diaries

Lol, I always believed a persons diary should be read only after he/she is dead.

putting up my diaries won't give me the courage to write everything that happened to me.

neighy: hmm what would it be??

a good morning kiss, yeah!

how was your night? great I guess

it would rather increase it. wth this is not Arab

Amelian: My mum celotaped wit my bro, 2 make one item..

u no serious at all

modestdude: Where is this diary? Is it that precious to you?

its the most precious thing to me.
why, the diary is with me

Jbluv55: Morning byoootiful one . How do you do?

I was just about coming here to shout your name when I saw your mention.

omg, I saw your wooing lines. ehhhhh! so bar man like u get sweet words for mouth like this. was actually smiling. Lol. I guess she is lucky.

I'm doing so so great. how was your night... no I know how it was, fantastic and sexistic, uh oh!

so people don land here early momo like this

oya all the Christians vamoose to the church

all the Muslim. vamoose to asalatu


you all should repent now for the kingdom of the lord is at hand

repent! repent! repent! *shakes body*