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joywendy: chai! I no fit laugh!
Babez why you come embarass yourself for here? Let me help you small
obese [ oh-bees ]
Main Entry: obese
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: very overweight
Synonyms: adipose, avoirdupois, corpulent,fat, fleshy, gross*, etc

dwarf [ dwawrf ]
Main Entry: dwarf
Part of Speech: adjective
Definition: miniature, tiny
Synonyms: baby, diminutive, low, petite, pocket, small, undersized

Now as for the dwarf, they are considered small people with small arms and legs. Do tall people have small arms and legs Do they look smallish to you?
Can you see how it relates now? We are saying the same thing.
How would you get fat and not slum? Don't you know being overweight has risk? I don't even get your post! Na wa!

yes you don't get my post that explains why u don't understand when I asked obese and fatness, dwarf and shortness if they have any connection

and sorry to say, I'm not embarrassing myself cos I know what I'm saying.

Tuntheycr7:
Yu can neva say, it cud b HE (may b one of those guyz that owes my friend some moneyy)

Good moneyy to yu. So ya own night?


Ah cud See Adufetohposh peeping tru d window.. Good am too oo.


My friend Jbluv, how are yu ? Even if yu no C mi and yu no ask. Diaris God ooo

nairalanders just dey make me laugh this morning. you are right though but I don't think that's is cos he couldn't be smiling

I would rather you say 'good dollars to you' money has grade uh.

my night was superb.

Tymax: ...and he bribed her and she chop am. Women smh.

lmao, what's he saying
what bribe, and what's d reward. hian

joywendy: must you be fat before you get fat? Does it even make sense
Now you are talking, you should have said that from the start. Being strong and being sexy with 6 packs are two different things.
Everyone is different my dear, the fact that youprobably can't walk up to a fat and short person doesn't mean that someone wouldn't. So yes it does come down to reality

even if you will get fat, with d way u take care yourself you will not slump

you said fat and short meanwhile I said obese and dwarf, how do they relate

DAvIt0: Ok. BTW. When you pray... To what god?

u don't get it, do u

the fact that I refused to worship in any religion does not mean I do not believe in god, I believe in him and pray to him

Iamoilprince: Am not one oooh! Btw I lyk ur hair

hmm mm?

thanks

Adrenaline123: Most times people pronounce the word as "aks" while talking rapidly.

most times people misspelt alots of words especially words that starts with 'E' like 'emaciate, elaborate etc words like this are pronounced as imeciate
ilaborate

note I'm not saying all wpes that starts with E are pronounced like that.
so however they pronounced it doesn't matter, what matters is that u understand what they are saying

Jbluv55: Sure dear, I had plenty of sweet dreams but I just can't remember any .

All I know is I woke up happy with thots of someone

a ah! and may I know who she is........

usermane: @OP, True love transcend beyond superficial attributes like face and body. If you fall in love, you fall in love with everything as it is, so where does having to endure one defect in the midst of other valuables come in?

it doesn't always come down to reality uh! isn't it the physical u see before d inward? can u walk up to an obese and woo her? can u walk up yo a dwarf and woo her? common

joywendy: which will also turn old and fat. So what's the point?

how can it get fat when you he is not fat, and yeah it could be old but with hood diet it will still be strong

Adrenaline123: jest kidin
ok lemme contribute

Ask (Pronunciation)
Aks or Ask

You don’t aks/axe for things. You ask for them. I’m not sure when the “s” and “k” got switched but it happens all the time when people talk.

its pronounced as spelt, as in 'ahsk'

good morning everyone is this bar. hope u guys dreamt well

ah! if I don't come back as a black man what then will I cone back as. an African I will always be. I gotta be d sweet AfricanApple
but I would rather be from a smaller country where peace reigns

DisGuy: yea we all do, but they'll be nothing to whine about, nobody to blame

come on people! I bet we dont have upto 100 someone made it up

if u stay in d north, u will know that it was not made up. in d north one state can have up to ten tribes

modestdude: use your toothpick, incase a hair gets stuck. Lemme ask you, Do you get a head only when you are clean shaved?

ROFL, abeg is too early o to start laughing like this. odikwa funny

don't understand d question

DAvIt0: Wow @AfricanApple......

Real reasons you gave there.. So could i ask..

What's the new belief?

there isn't anything for me to believe except that god is there.
I just live my life the best I can. I try not to hurt others, I desist from what my conscience tells me is wrong


whatever happens afterword should happen

though I do not have any specific time for prayer I pray whenever i remember. no specific form, no specific place.

adonbilivit: thats ur view. did u say most girls prefer guys witj head full of hair? i would let the ladies make you agree. just chill for comments from them

yeah

so goan sleep

adonbilivit: i no fit shout. his being bald makes him more attractive baby. so with or without money, girls ll still flock

that's a big lie, his baldness have nada to do with his attractiveness.
while I agree that some girls might like it... what did they say? different strokes for different folks..... majority is for the hairy one

speaking for myself now. keep the so damn full but neat. trimmed teddy and small goatee. that's a big WOW for me

adonbilivit: take your time baby. with time you will realise it. why do you think ladies can't resist tuface

u think they fall for him cos of his baldness? my god! d dude's handsome and u know what?..... he's got change... wealth

[quote author=Ymodulus]AfricanApple.

there are lots and lots of reasons but let me start with some

u know as a learned person, I seek for knowledge, I make little researches on my own cos I want to know more than I taught. let's say by disbelieve started with...errmm...religious bigotry and descrimination. Muslims will tell u my religion is the true religion and the rest of you will burn in hell, no not burn... live miserably in hell. likewise Christians will do dsame

one day I read somewhere where someone said if let's say Christianity is the true religion that means those serving god thru all other religion will go to hell (no matter how they have devoted their time to the almighty)
and vice versa
so I thought:

can God be so wicked to have allowed people serve him thru some other religion only to have them thrown in everlasting lake of burning fire.. ?

so I made d decisions: for me to waste my time here serving god all my life, devoted to him thru a particular religion only to have myself thrown in hell fire cos I was in d wrong religion I would rather enjoy my freedom here and be willing to enter that hell. not that I believe in hell fire anyway

another strong issue is that: the believe that no matter how good u have done in life, one slip before the moment u die can cause u to be a candidate of hell fire yet Almighty knows he created imperfect beings, isn't that like painting god black?


if you notice, d two reasons i gave has to do with hell fire cos that's what religion boils down to: HELL. that's what they all preach

Feldspar: ...ouch sounds like someone's stuck in the spider's web :p. Lol you'd better start learning buddy.

of what benefit will it be if I learn to.
when it comes to flirting with my guy, call me pro
but to some random guy, hell!

lies! lies! lies

cry me an ocean, I will skip a bald guy for an hairy one any day any time so far he has those other qualities I want in a man

when it comes to gender-bias, you will see some people's muscle flex cos that's d only thing they are good at

whoooooooh!!!!!!!" what a night.
miznycoli I have to believe u made the right choice

seat old! congratulations!!!!!!! wedding go hot eh

chibwike: Ok, ma, considering following you

lips sealed

of course.

MizMyColi: I pray o o
Make my age shift backwards.

I senior pesin, wey senior pesin, wey senior pesin, wey senior the OP
2 yrs minimum, 6 years maximum is the age gap among them.

Do the Math Hun

almost 30

original poster. u no get work at alllllll


valmunich and naijaboiy shaaaaa
I just dey appreciate the handwork of god

Amusaopeyemi: Sure na, I can grind Egusi and beans lyk that too. My mom taught me.

I hail o

Godmystrength: i didn't say i hated it. i just said i don't like it really. and which one is African Apple? you?

oh sorry.

not really me.

chibwike: Yeah, i just saw a thread bout females nt following back, and it pissed me off, and i made ma decision, if u dnt follow back, i'd do the needful.

still yet u shouldn't be telling. if she wants she will follow u out of her own will, after all she never forced u to follow her. I guess its becos u like her posts that's why u are following her.

before the tsunami, there were a lots of people I was following that was not following me, I never mind so far they are leading me to interesting thread.


just my opinion