₦airaland Forum

Wyclefniranz:
mtcheeeew

are you a snake? only them do so

obongproff:
I tot u were just an apple, but der is more to dis africanapple dan meets d eye. So u sabi sth like dis?

I don't know anything o

well, I do hav little patience with ladies and I am also working on it. Tanx a lot.

you welcome

Besides, which oda of my posts did u read abt her?

obongproff:
Well, der are a couple of tins I dont like abt her, and d sex part is just d most frustrating. She is d most rigid I've met, has many irritations and issues I dont even undastand. Long story short, she hardly stays beyond 15mins and she NEVER EVER satisfies me. We are a total and complete mis-match in d bedroom.

chimerase2:
appleafrican wia hv u been

I remain African apple. I've been in Nigeria na, were you looking for me after xmas?

dungas30:
dey way she talk u can sense her poor brain.
diz gelcom to huzzle guy for nairaland

yawns. stale. now will you run along

9icegee:
*this kinda girl has broken a lotta guy's heart...and am sure she's had a fair share of hers being shattered also...hmmmmmm now I understand y she did to me wot she did...if only she knew I won't break her heart...but how wud she, if she doesn't try to find out first....*

who are you talking about

tosyne2much:
I have stopped that act..

lati igba wo ?

no worry fowl yansh go open very soon

tosyne2much:
I don't bleep in my relationship that's why

#Team-Wedding-Night#

oti bere, u gat seven mouth, are you a professional liar or u forgot what you told me the other day

#team engagement night#

Mynd44:
That moment when she wants it and your team is playing in the champions league final.

Oh you already staked 20k too

the post is funny

chimerase2 don't be lazy uhn, common, goan read it from top to bottom

tosyne2much:
just here ni chilling with my vaseline at this late hour

who was that girl you saw that made you to be chilling with Vaseline by this time
besides, your babe don retire ni?

tosyne2much:
aunty eku ojo meta

brother, ojo kon pelu

what you doing here by this time

seriously both of you are kids. no offense

I do not accede

which do you belong to?

I'm wondering what the op expected, who will agree he is impotent (I don't mean down there, I meant in the brain)

wait o, I'm just see this: 'guys only'
*exits thread*

gays

obongproff:
okay, before now I used to have a patience problem. Am not very patient with ladies, dia stupid mood swings, irrational behaviours, shallowness and all. Most of d problem were mine sha.

But den I finally meet someone I want to be with and she is just being unnecessarily stubborn and with the silly excuse dat 'dat's how she is'. Isn't it bullshitt dat I still have to complain abt everything I've complaining abt since January, and d chic in question doesn't even want to change. I've met a couple of chics sha but dis one is just too difficult for my liking. I see it as selfishness and disrespect for my feelings. If someone doesn't like sth, why shd u keep doing doing it over and over again, and den u say "dat's just how you are"? Dats so fuccken annoying.

Talking abt patience, I've stayed with her since november last year. Or do I need to be more patient. D usual me wd have called it off like 6 months. I keep having d urge to call it off but at d same time I feel so reluctant to do dat.

Basically, she is d most frustrating and d most difficult chic I eva dated.

#sighs#

I just read your other posts on this same girl and I wouldn't ask you to remain in a relationship that makes you sad. this is just for the future: if you have been complaining the same thing to someone who is unyielding, do thesame thing to them, let them feel the pains and make them know why u did it, sometimes it works

you have to really work on your patience, it could not only affect you intimately but generally, besides free yourself, courtship or dating is not a visa to heaven, give yourself some freedom while init

@okotv, finally uhn, someone has to be the one to make you tell. good

hope I can make a comment: believe me, those reasons aren't enough to lock up for love. people have gone through worst, yet they don't give up.
we live for love and love lives for us. for without out love we might as well just be existing (hope u understand this)

when you are threading a road and you tripped, the best thing for you to do is dust yourself, learn your lesson and move on. the last thing that would happen to me is that I let a man or anyone for that matter kill my taste for love. no matter what happens I will always move on

I understand that you are now open to it, but i'm just saying this incase you got your heart broken for the second time. you should learn to make your heart rigid in the first place

dorlapoh20:
very useful indeed

you have no idea. perhaps you could join our kingdom

tjones007:
Am ready to die for you.
One condition I kill you first.
Then we can continue our love.

I need to be alive to supervise how the dying goes, when u go then I follow

LewisO:
No! that can't be done, I can only do that for "Dangote's" daughter, I knew I won't suffer no more after a hectic stress and huge ricks!

Precise I deserve no stress to get a wife!

if its only dangote's daughter u can do that for, that means you are cheap o, cos dangote's daughter cannot stand where I am, when I'm talking she will be saying yes ma. we are not the same match, she is too low for me. u berra start reconsidering



you should stress to get a good wife like me

MuguliciousMUGU:
chai

unless u translate that conversation

dorlapoh20:
and of what use will he be to you when he is dead?
huh? dear friend

he will be of use, in my kingdom we use dead bodies for very important junks

Exjoker:
Lol... You said you only needed somebody from sambisa forest which I don't belong there. We the Iraqis are peace loving people

ira wetin
oya bye bye

Zeemoor:
Merry christmas, asa nwa

same to you o, how new year go be na

Zeemoor:
Abeg ooo
I don exit thread
I no want wahala

won ko bi won da, give you wahala ke, who them be

Krystalxxx:
Aaaaand nobody clicked "like"

lmao, as in eh
some peeps be seeking for likes like its a daily manna

LewisO:
What if am gonna be the guy?

then we will have them take you to sambisa forest to test your ability with the boko boys

if you win, I'm all yours

LewisO:
U don't love the man, u won't him to have a short, huh?


So is family can weep over him right?

who told you I don't love him, I would love him with everything if he can do such.

if they weep for him it won't be my fault, love should be blamed

Zeemoor:
And dumber than a box of rocks

what does that mean now, 'dumber than a box of rock'

LewisO:
Do u crosscheck what u typed before posting, huh?

I did, like 5times sef, what's wrong with it is it not my choice freedom in Nigeria.
what's there in catching a bomb for me