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AdvertsRe: Quail Eggs For Sale. 650/crate. by Afrocatalyst(op): 6:41am On Aug 26, 2013
Ok, waiting for ur cal.
Business To BusinessRe: My fish smoking oven for sale (picture) SOLD!!! by Afrocatalyst(op): 6:40am On Aug 26, 2013
Stil available. The oven can smoke 200 catfishes at once.
AdvertsRe: Pest control,fumigation,snake and mosquito control and lassa fever. by Afrocatalyst(op): 6:39am On Aug 26, 2013
Have you fumigated your house/office?
PropertiesRe: Do You Need Professional Horticultural Services/landscaping? by Afrocatalyst(op): 6:38am On Aug 26, 2013
Green life is what's up.
RomanceRe: What Will U Call This Kind Of Gal by Afrocatalyst: 5:47am On Aug 24, 2013
tpacalipse: ^Kai!
true na. Wat does he want to hear before?
CelebritiesRe: OJB Jezreel Departs For His Surgery In India by Afrocatalyst: 5:37am On Aug 24, 2013
Be safe man. Later.
FamilyRe: The Awkward Truth About Naija Husbands...lmao! by Afrocatalyst: 6:15am On Aug 23, 2013
Royal Roy: Old School Love:

Man: Iya Akin, hope the children are sleeping, cos its late o!

Wife: Yes, all of them are sleeping already!

Man: That's good. By the way, how was market today?

Wife: We thank God o!

Man: Ah Ah....when did you make this hair? You didn't even tell me!

Wife: Shior, something I have done 2days ago & you are just noticing!

Man: Eeya, don't mind me jare! The hair is okay o....how much did you make it? Maybe I will pay!

Wife: Eh oh...Oko Iyawo...its just 2000 naira!!

Man: 2000 naira? Only? For this beautiful hair......oya come let me see it well!

***Wife draws closer.....husband starts rubbing hand on the hair!!

***after a while, husband's hand starts going to the back***

Wife: Daddy Akin, what are you doing?

Man: I saw a fly going inside ur cloth, trying to help you kill it!!

Wife: Ehn ehn....okay o...have u seen it?

Man: Can't find it...maybe you remove the top.....abi bawo?

Wife: lolllz....Daddy Akin!!!!

Man: Mummy Akin!!! Oya come & collect money for the hair.....its inside the room!

Wife: Ahhhhh....Ehn ehn....Okay....let's go & get it!

Man: **starts removing belt & unzipping trousers***

Wife: Na inside there you dey keep money now? O ga oooo!!

Man: Shebi its the money for hair u want, just follow me!!

*****they drag themselves into the room*****

Lights Out....Radio Volume Up

NBC rated::::PG 18
It is nt old skool love, that's wat's up. Me like it. Bt me n wifey stil say 'i love you' to each other everyday after 5yrs of marriage. Nice write up royal roy.
FamilyRe: Why Women Forgive Cheaters (but Men Don’t) by Afrocatalyst: 7:42am On Aug 22, 2013
jidegirl12: Most white women don't give second chances... Nah , let them see the best marriage Councellor for years after they've discovered their spouse's infidelity , they will eventually end it noni.

Wonder why divorce rate is higher there?
That's true and I tink that's the reasn divorce rate is higher there.
The op's postulation is mainly observed in Africa. Bt thank God some women are rising up to the challenge here in Africa,my wife for example. angry
AutosRe: Clean Infinity QX4 For 820k (pictures) by Afrocatalyst(op): 3:30pm On Aug 21, 2013
SOLD!!!

Moet tins going down. Hehehe. tongue
AutosRe: Clean Infinity QX4 For 820k (pictures) by Afrocatalyst(op): 3:29pm On Aug 21, 2013
SOLD!!!
AutosRe: Clean Infinity QX4 For 820k (pictures) by Afrocatalyst(op): 2:24pm On Aug 21, 2013
Stil here.
AutosRe: Clean Infinity QX4 For 820k (pictures) by Afrocatalyst(op): 10:20pm On Aug 20, 2013
More...

As e dey hot.

AutosClean Infinity QX4 For 820k (pictures) by Afrocatalyst(op): 10:12pm On Aug 20, 2013
Factory fitted ac
strong physique
'CORRECT' engine
automatic gear
leather seat
lcd tv on back seats and front
correct rims
spacious booth
power steering
press down windows
neat black color
and many more....

Call or send WHATSAPP sms to 08073122596 for inspection.

Currently in abulegba lagos state.

FamilyRe: Please Help A Nairalander With Personality Issues by Afrocatalyst: 8:20am On Aug 20, 2013
Vivly: But this theory does not make him less lonely or make people stay with him for long. I can relate to his story too.
you can relate with it how?
Business To BusinessRe: My fish smoking oven for sale (picture) SOLD!!! by Afrocatalyst(op): 4:40pm On Aug 19, 2013
Graphy: ok would call you b4 d week Runs out
Xpectin.......
Business To BusinessRe: My fish smoking oven for sale (picture) SOLD!!! by Afrocatalyst(op): 3:10pm On Aug 18, 2013
Graphy: to have it brought down to olodi apapa,would cost hw much in total?
i dnt knw. Maybe an additional 3 or 4k. You can arrange the taxi for me na.
InvestmentRe: Stock Market Competition Won By Student From University Of Nigeria, Nsukka by Afrocatalyst: 2:56pm On Aug 18, 2013
Congrats man. The lions.
PropertiesRe: Do You Need Professional Horticultural Services/landscaping? by Afrocatalyst(op): 2:25pm On Aug 18, 2013
Planting carpet grass takes a lot of time and expertise. Time as in nt planting it,bt nurturing it. If you dnt have the financial capacity to maintain it for at least 8mnths after planting,you can opt out for port harcort or shade grass. At last,it's your choice. Cal today to get an estimate on the space you want it done. Waitin...
Business To BusinessRe: My fish smoking oven for sale (picture) SOLD!!! by Afrocatalyst(op): 2:20pm On Aug 18, 2013
Afrocatalyst: i told u to take mine for 25k. It is big enuff for starters. I want to move. There's no place in naija u can get it for that rate.
AdvertsRe: Quail Eggs For Sale. 650/crate. by Afrocatalyst(op): 2:17pm On Aug 18, 2013
Fresh and very much available in lagos and its environs. Cal to order urs today.
AdvertsRe: Pest control,fumigation,snake and mosquito control and lassa fever. by Afrocatalyst(op):
Newlion fumigation for as low as 3500naira is still available. Order urs today.
BusinessRe: Cleaning Services Managers: Lets Share Experiences. by Afrocatalyst(op): 7:11am On Aug 18, 2013
Afrocatalyst: For the cement stains on the glasses,use a smooth scraper to scrape out the stains and then wash wit a detergent. Bt the stains in between the rails,scrape to weaken them and then use a vacuum blower to push them out. You can replicate the same for the floor or use a buffer with scrubber. The only problem is that if you are using a buffer you have to soak d floor wit tile cleaner or a mixture of vim,jik and harpic wit detergent. Leave for 30mins and use the machine. Otherwise,go manual.
^^^ Read well next time.
FamilyRe: Twenty Things That Parents Should Teach Their Child: by Afrocatalyst: 10:06am On Aug 17, 2013
I love the sports part. Have been lagging behind there. Will pick it up asap. Nice post.
PoliticsRe: A British Response To 3,000 Pounds Bond by Afrocatalyst: 9:20am On Aug 16, 2013
Wat's it sef? That country that has been going backward. Pay if you have to go and let those of us dat dnt kia hv some rest. Ah.
HealthRe: HMO Plans For As Low As 20k..enjoy Free Drugs,test.etc by Afrocatalyst: 8:55am On Aug 16, 2013
And also name the ones in lagos too
PoliticsRe: Jigawa Deputy Speaker Dies In Car Accident by Afrocatalyst: 8:11am On Aug 16, 2013
Anoda sad story for the politicians. Did TB joshua see this coming?
PoliticsRe: Aderonke Kale - Female Two-Star General In The Nigerian Armed Forces by Afrocatalyst: 8:03am On Aug 16, 2013
Respect ma.
FamilyRe: Things Men Should Never Do! by Afrocatalyst: 8:00am On Aug 16, 2013
@K2039, as weird as you might sound, there are degrees of truth to the tins u just wrote up.

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