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Even Satan will turn and beg d Devil saying " Bros D. Abeg pity dt mumu and make him a fool instead of him been a mumu for life.

But any difference btw a mumu and a fool? I think "mumu" is Pidgin while "fool" is English...

That's why i dnt blame Nollywood for always doing juju, mumu and using knockout as bullets in their movies. Hollywood actors and actresses suffers injuries bt come on the medical care and attentions are always there for dem to recover or at least feel loved after d injuries.

Check Nollywood and see d lists of those dt died "just like that."
Op today is Sunday, so come and complete ur 11 artiste list.

I hate test (shakara), i prefer exam (relationship) coz exam is more fun and lasts longer than test. U can peep at ur neighbour's booklet (cheat), carry omokrikri (ask anoda babe out), collect extra booklet ( treat her good wella), and finally, there's room for carry-over ( she might give u anoda chance).

So op, forget the test and let her reason too, if she's urs, she'll come back. I've passed all my tests so far, like my babe will say " Kenny! u know how to have ur ways".

Normal convo isn't bad, from d so-called normal conversation and u end up having her contact(s), if u both eventually become friends and u play ur game or card well, yansh and/or relationship might be urs.

Cheers! U must not have "abnormal" conversations with all girls u meet, to heat-up something with them.

Op 14years is real.... Am gonna run for my dicck and arsse...

Roughfyzay:
Abeg one Orijin for this my nigga.

bar man!

What's d celebrity about this news? The python or the killers? Celebrity section now harbours animal stories....

Smh.... Like say this news will help Naira to appreciate, so what's my own? am not hating, congratulations to her....

Roughfyzay:
Because of messi? Our Chile Don win This one o. Make messi Try again

boss, Messi can not try again oooo coz the network is bad and d service is terrible, he should try and win it when he becomes a coach.

For the love of Sanchez as an Arsenal fan, i wanted Chile to win and they did, congrats to them.

Someone should tell me Argentina and Charlies (our extended noisy neighbour) don't have things in common, 22years without a major trophy and still counting? Come on, Messi should give up coz he'll win it as a coach.

Its like Argentina have some things in common with Charlies ( our noisy extended neighbour), i no mention name(s)ooooooo.....

I guess the winner (Byno) no Woju (look face) at all. No be only Kiss Daniels, na Durex or Goldcircle Daniels. Smh...

Lol see Op posted.... Op i'll modify after u.

Satan purnish Devil...

I dnt know how people who bear Bisi will be feeling each time dey hear from this gay who shares name with them. It's more like Sibi (spoon) and not Bisi.

If she's got something for haters, what about lovers? especially d Op, aren't u a lover?
Well, news like this won't make Naira to appreciate, so why should i care....

Waiting for THE DRUNKEN MASTER himself to release a press statement soon. Combining my drunken style in anticipation to hear dt Op is lying, like saying he's gonna move round the world in 90days.

Simple and straightforward, i'll simply match break, so no need to continue reading.

So far ur hands are not covered with broken bottles, or rough like u just finished eating "fufu" without washin ur hands, i dnt think her reaction should be harsh.

Even for guys who ar dating? Abii why would u need tips on how to invite ur gf for a visit? Easiest tip is GO GET URSELF A GIRLFRIEND.

Nothing is wrong so far u can allow the butt of a lady that's close to u to be grabed, if they're (graber and grabee) not intimate.

Better still, if there is no sound of thunder storm on ur face after grabing the butt of a lady u've got nothing sexual with, then nothin is wrong.

Getting a Y is easier than going after an Ex, so, i'll settle for Y...

Why not? Is her cherry forbidden to be plucked and eaten by her best male friend?

I dey laf sha, only if u know what people can do with camera and photo editing, u won't boldly say someone is beautiful or handsome when u've not met them in person.

sarmiie:
Correction, my boss.......beauty is in the eye of the beerholder.

haha.... Boss did u just say beerholder? Well person wey don shack wit him eye red and beer for ehn hand go even pick Gareth Bale ahead of C.Ronaldo as most handsome.

I have one word to say " nah u go tire ooo"...