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RomanceRe: Ways Broken_hearted Guys Unleash Their Frustration On Ladies by Afrok(m): 6:35pm On Jul 09, 2015
All that rubbish behaviours because a lady jilted him? Damn..... Such behaviours will even make his mama disown him.
RomanceRe: Steps To Make A Wife Happy!!!! by Afrok(m): 6:27pm On Jul 09, 2015
Am not married but i know that what u don't have, u can't give. So make urself happy before thinking about making ur wife or someone else happy.
RomanceRe: What Will You Do, If You Find Yourself In Such Situation by Afrok(m): 6:23pm On Jul 09, 2015
Smh... No be d one wey person know abt him dey disturb himself abt?undecided. I'll find it difficult to do dt bt come on i'll make her orgasm tru d phone, i think i'm good both online (physical contact) and otherwise.

Did i just say that? May be, maybe not...
RomanceRe: My Friend Calls Me A Husband Snatcher by Afrok(m): 1:42pm On Jul 09, 2015
Op u ar not an husband snatcher, he who pours water on the ground must surely walk on wet ground. Stories of girls calling eachother husband snatcher is rampant just bcoz u were not willing to help, doesn't mean ur friend or others shouldn't.

If the guy hadn't made it, the story frm ur friend would've remained the same (calling u names). The 20k u lent d guy made a great difference in him gettin d job, so my dear enjoy ur seed now that it's growing fruits while ur friends can make use of d LAGOON.

We must not always wait for already made, but be part of making someone AN ALREADY MADE.
I hope na true story i dey read and not Nollywood.
CelebritiesRe: Fans Furious With Juliet Ibrahim Over Skin Lightening Cream Advert [SEE DETAILS] by Afrok(m): 1:20pm On Jul 09, 2015
Why d man dey vex na? She dey spoil show or market for him? Abeg leave her to advertise for dos that didn't believe, BLACK IS BEAUTY.... When the reactions (negative) starts to manifest, dem go remember say " We're all beautifully and wonderfully made"...
CelebritiesRe: Yvonne Nelson Blast Naija Men,says Nigerian Men Can Lie For The Whole Of Africa by Afrok(m): 1:12pm On Jul 09, 2015
There's nothing to tell a deceiver if not lies.... Ladies being deceiving men since the time of Adam and Eve.
Well, not all Nigerian men are liars and same goes to the ladies too. Celebs will always be celebs and won't hesitate to sing " your waist, all i want is ur waist"...
CelebritiesRe: SHOCKING: Woman Gives Birth To Brazilian Hair by Afrok(m): 1:06pm On Jul 09, 2015
Zambians no get hair? Why not "Zambian woman gave birth to Zambian hair", at least this one looked more false than lieundecided.
CelebritiesRe: Emeka Ike’s Wife Files For Divorce Over Constant Beating - Naijagists.com by Afrok(m): 12:00pm On Jul 08, 2015
Emeka Ike is not d beating type in movies, i gues he do reserve the beating roles for his wife at home huh...
Well, am taking this news with pinch of salt, abi no be Nigeria blog/bloggers again? Hmmm...
RomanceRe: Was She Wrong To Suprise Him by Afrok(m): 2:14am On Jul 07, 2015
All those that contributed to Jimmy's burial were wrong not to know that Jimmy dey wit him wife, so no rough play...
CelebritiesRe: One Of My Friends Chiling With Olumaitain On Her Birthday by Afrok(m): 2:06am On Jul 07, 2015
Plz is dt Olu Maintain or Burnt Plantain?shocked
CelebritiesRe: . by Afrok(m): 2:04am On Jul 07, 2015
In Sound Sultan's voice " those are heavy duties"...
RomanceRe: Should She Stay Or Leave The Relationship? by Afrok(m): 11:19am On Jul 06, 2015
Never make someone a PRIORITY when u ar just an OPTION to him/her.
RomanceRe: Nigerian Girls! Why??? Una Need To Stop... by Afrok(m): 11:08am On Jul 06, 2015
When the desired is not available, the available becomes the desired.
#following#
CelebritiesRe: You Will Be Reduced! Pastor Chris Warn Comedian. by Afrok(m): 10:59am On Jul 06, 2015
So make ppl no laugh again after donating ( sowing seed) their hard earned money to church?
CelebritiesRe: Photos:pasuma And Saheed Osupa Finally Settle Their Diffs Durin Ramadan Lecture by Afrok(m): 10:55am On Jul 06, 2015
I hope Ramadan is not an half-time break for dem, so that the match won't continue after "itunu awe".
CelebritiesRe: I Want To End My Beef With Wizkid — Skales by Afrok(m): 10:30pm On Jul 05, 2015
Having a beef with Wizkid is no big deal to me but remaining an UPCOMING ARTISTE for years isundecided....
Jokes EtcRe: Hillarious Photo Of The Day by Afrok(m): 7:43pm On Jul 05, 2015
Haha..... She must cross d mud sea to unite with her husband by white by greencheesy
Jokes EtcRe: Laugh Out Loud by Afrok(m): 7:40pm On Jul 05, 2015
Op u didn't fool me coz Egwuatu never left Nigeria for India, because in India he wouldn't need to carry charger everywheretongue...
Jokes EtcRe: D Latest Way To Take A Selfie!!! by Afrok(m): 7:34pm On Jul 05, 2015
I don't think we can take a selfie like that in Nigeria coz what those men smoked is yet to hit Nigeria markets.

On a serious note, ladies will have to add to luggages dey carry around for selfie, talk abt PLENTY WAHALA...
Jokes EtcRe: When Your Cousin From The Village Visit And You Take Him To The Swimming Pool. by Afrok(m): 7:29pm On Jul 05, 2015
Monkey style... Too bad he forgot he is not in d jungle but around a swimming pool, even life jacket fit not safe am if him position like person wey wan poo enter d water like dt.
Jokes EtcRe: If Na Edo State U For Don Enter 8 Witches Coven by Afrok(m): 7:20pm On Jul 05, 2015
If na Nigeria eh, nah beggars and mad ppl go full that community by now...
Jokes EtcRe: When You Have A Sleeping Hobby... by Afrok(m): 7:16pm On Jul 05, 2015
That's what happens when u eat pounded yam and egusi soup to church, u're neither in Holy Spirit nor Bad Spirit but ur Spirit is in ur stomach ( constipation things).

Case of looking up to Heaven for "Andrews liver salt or Oranges".
Jokes EtcRe: See This Funny Picture Of A Jamb Student. by Afrok(m): 7:08pm On Jul 05, 2015
That's a disgrace to Jamb student, that student or those students never pass COMMON ENTRANCEshocked...
CelebritiesRe: Man Demands His Wife Bury Him With All His Money by Afrok(m): 7:05pm On Jul 05, 2015
I guess d robbers in that area are HOLY ROBBERS,wink if not na d robbers go do d burial after dem don pursue ppl wit guns and take away both the corpse and money.
SportsRe: Emmanuel Emenike Converts To Islam by Afrok(m): 7:00pm On Jul 05, 2015
Smh.... Dude is fantasizing about going to UAE to continue his careercheesy. Kabiru Emenike Mustapha Emmanuel, ur life ur business and not mine...
CelebritiesRe: Video: Leaked Video Of Drunk Rapper Eva Alordiah With Her Manager Messing Around by Afrok(m): 6:55pm On Jul 05, 2015
How did their mess smell? Like rotten egg, oil beans and yam, akpu, spoilt fresh fish?cheesy... Infact op tell me something, who mess pass among d two?
Jokes EtcRe: Caption This Hilarious Picture Of A Barber In An Awkaward Position (pics) by Afrok(m): 6:09pm On Jul 05, 2015
All na to show say dt ehn shoe dey new and well polishedundecided...
Jokes EtcRe: Things Not To Be Posted On Facebook by Afrok(m): 6:06pm On Jul 05, 2015
Daniel058:
already rotfl grin . . Nlanders, una no go kill person OOOOO
lol.... Na true nah
Jokes EtcRe: Hilarious: This Is The Hardest Ten Seconds In Life, Do You Agree Photo by Afrok(m): 6:04pm On Jul 05, 2015
It depends on the stuffs the pot is made ofcheesy.... Some pots will scream and shout even before u start thinking about opening it, whereas some pots will just hiss after opening, stealing and closing them, sotey ur mama or d cook fit no kno say u don carryout a "meat thiefing operation."

In general, if u aren't an expert in it, don't try it coz the steam from the pot cud make u confess without stealing d meat.
Jokes EtcRe: Things Not To Be Posted On Facebook by Afrok(m): 5:39pm On Jul 05, 2015
Don't come to facebook posting picture(s) of u wearing the matriculation gown of ur younger brother, claiming finally " year1, here i come" coz we know where u ar having ur UTME TUTORIAL CLASS...

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