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Hmmmm.... Gone are the days when torn clothes are condemned as rags and disposed off, but now rags are celebrated as fashion than what used to be good clothes.

That ackward moment when u wear such clothes and mad person starts running and shouting after u, MY CLOTH, THIEF MY CLOTH!

No big deal johr.... Guys suffer it pass, so make dem experience it and know how it feels. One day d bushmeat will surely catch d hunter.

What goes around comes around, all d sleepless night dt dude suffered bcoz of u, make anoda dude do u too.

That kind thing... After i don sweat for morning during exercise, babe go come during d day or night, and i'll still sweat again, after which i'll come ask her question ontop wetin we both enjoyed? Haba! I go just hold her tight and allow nature to do its part.

No matter how hot the body is, so far pikin(s) don drop frm d body, it's no longer hot for me but COLD. I dnt care abt married women, likes it free, fair and fresh...

She's gorgeous...

That butt contains both metals, non-metals and metalloids. Infact na Silicon and Germanium full am

Our President elect should be swift about this CHANGE, coz obviously there should be free BRAIN CHANGE for some people especially on Nairaland .

Is this movie an action movie or a love movie? Coz I can see love flying up and down on the thread .

Immediately I saw the thread about artiste performing together on stage and created by Airforce1, I couldn't resist clicking on it, coz I was like finally Airforce1 don dey perform even if na with BLACKFACE .

I need another definition of CUTENESS, well tell them " U are cuter" abii we wey no dey cute, does it mean we don't answer to stuffs like " U are ugly"? We simply say " U are uglier"

Haha... I can vividly remember 2008 when I went to sit for entrance exam in one of d private uni in Ogun state, my friends were like guy if U ar coming back for interview, do something about ur Afro. I was like shoo? if my Afro na 1st point of contact for them, abeg they should hold on to their admission .

Really enjoyed free life at the Polytechnic and presently in the University, all is well Op .
Same goes last year when two guys from Madonna university (friends to a friend) came to my school to carryout research for their projects, I was with them for 3days and took them round, funny as me and others dey yabb Uniport, these guys were astonished with what they saw (especially the babes) and stuffs. I was like wtf?

Make man pikin use ehn head na, abii make I come teach ur guy how to do those things or what?
U hate cheating but u've cheated already, so what's still keeping U? Mtschew...

rokiatu:
But many white people ain't crazy about big azz.

Hmnmm.... Not surprised sha, at least an average Blackman won't joke with Ukwu

rokiatu:
Most white people ain't into azz they love long legs and big Brea. .st.

sure! But I think real ukwu carriers have got breasts (sizeable) to complete the endowment, so as they ar after big breasts, the love for d ukwu will come in handy .

Never believed I read such long post, the last time I read something this long was when I was preparing for my common entrance exam, Lol ...

Nice write up, I enjoyed it but then I don't click on links coz I really don't want my Nokia torchlight phone to stop browsing. Sorry op, thumbs up ....

After watching the video of UKWU by Timaya where the old white man on wheel chair suddenly stood up and followed the lady with gigantic Ukwu (video though), I knew konji is not a respecter of colour and race, and that whites too can die of Ukwu .

Hehe... Exchanging words with Bovi knowing fully well that Basketmouth is somewhere silently waiting and doing warm up, I fear for Freeze coz this na die

Another part of me says they're just having fun .

The name doesn't ring a bell but surely he has put a ring (engagement) on her bell (finger). Congrats to d lady but celebrity? They're unpredictable ...

Inspirational...

Honeywell

I no go check am to confirm coz I know if its not from that country, then it won't be from another country .

#Team Afro Anywhere, Anyday, Anytime #.

Am beginning to suspect the fact that Vaseline companies have started advertising on nairaland by opening threads which contains such pictures everywhere , thereby making work easier for Vaseline crew .

Yeah! Only if they can sacrifice everything u've sacrificed to make ur marriage work, but then I remember some marriages crashed even after the parents had given birth to all their children.

I pray ur home stay together and strong forever, husband snatchers and home breakers will not see ur marriage secret/security code(s).

I'm not surprised sha but what I know is wind of CHANGE is turn by turn, it'll soon blow reach ur side ma .

Nothing special johr... Everybody is born again even the devil will tell the Satan that he (devil) is born again .

softapple:
NO NO NO she is beautiful only in dat groundnut selling country, bcaus here in Nigeria we only call women like ROKIATU,TOOLZ,NICKI MINAJ,KIM KARDASIAN,KHLOE KARDASIAN, OMOTOLA beautiful women.

hmm... I can see U like ukwu from the names U mentioned, but are U sure their ukwus are soft like apple? (ur moniker).

She was out of attentions and needed to renew it coz this time around its all about PEOPLES GENERAL and GEJ. Smh for her because cheap attentions like this are meant for patients in the hospitals, she should just quickly go and book at d nearest hospital for her own attention .

Hehe... Yeye dey smell, nah that nail wey no fit make am keep Egberi papa 1 of Bayelsa? . Anyways sha, no nail can entice me coz I was once known for long nails right from my sec sch days, I've repented now though

But wait, was she insinuating that her nails are now her selling point?

No doubt today is the return leg of the champions league match between APC and PDP, damn... The stadium is full even viewing centre (nairaland) is over flooded .

Mtchew.... But this will not stop me from adding my fiancee's flow date to the wedding plans .