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Hozier:
https://78.media.tumblr.com/c5885bfdd03842473bfbcc1f0e7ab583/tumblr_mqu8ssjlgM1qcu3vno1_500.gif

Please you need to stop listening to The Beatles, their songs are all hype but _shit.

Below is how a real band should sound like.



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8SbUC-UaAxE

dude, you're the man.

Slash and the way he plays that guitar of his... oh lawd!!!!


Who do you think play the guitar better between Orianthi and Slash?

Cc: calliope. Have you listened to highly strung?

Mariinee:
A very merry Xmas to you too.

merry xmas Lolly. Kip my rice for me oh. LOL.

Merry Christmas Nairaland. More trolling till we die.

John Boyega is drinking what... 7up?

Honestly, this might be the best thread to look for a wife.

Zeusd3:
Sorry bro its our mandate... If it ain't appealing to you close ya ears..... No 1 is forcing the word of God on you....are they

Yes you are forcing the word of God on me. Who asked you to come preach to me? Or did I tell you I need saving?

You're the ones who should close your ears, considering the amount of nonsense you hear from Sunday to Sunday.

Whoever wants to pay tithe should go ahead and do so. However, you guys should learn to stick a sock in your mouth and allow people who don't believe in your Christ be. It's that simple. Preaching damnation has it perks, and one of them is what Freeze is doing.

Mindfulness:


Thanks! Same to you.

Do I know you?

Course you do.

I'm sure this will make front page.

Mindfulness:
I have been cooking for two days now, from dusk till dawn. I need to eat and relax, eat and relax, eat and relax and repeat this cycle for three days.

Hope Vampires aren't invited.

Compliment of the season, mindfulness.

KaraReads:
All of these are true. Been on nairaland for less than a day and I've already seen a lot of posts that lower your IQ.

Believe me, you'll get over it. I tell you, among the nonsense you see and read here, you'll also find intelligent minds here. All it takes is a lil patience.

With time, you'll love this place. Welcome to Nairaland.

cao:
Err... that was posted in 2015. He hasn't been here since 2016.

Yea, I noticed immediately I quoted him.

May their souls Rest In Peace.

AllNaijaBlogger:
Typical stereotypical Nigerian. Do you think that I and any other sensible adult spend the whole day playing videogames. We play in our free time.

The same free time that people like you use to

-watch nollywood
-read linda ikeji[size=8pt][/size]
-argue on nairaland

etc

you're back!!! All naijablogger you're back! Where you vanish go?

NLbully:
Come!! she no dey chop?? My Xmas Turkey neck even fat pass your own, Ugly thing #Spits

Her Olympus self don fall

as if she give you one of those olympus make u suck you no go suck like your life depend on am.

Yeye.

Happy birthday to her.

Most nigerian celeb and copy cat mentality. Well Laura, since you're copying Tonto, you might as well slap your husband and divorce him.

Seun:
I apologize for this. I have instructed lalasticlala not to post topics using such crass titles many times. We are supposed to be a feminist forum.

Excuse me? Did I read you right?

lezz:
this clearly looks like a GTB sponsored article.

3 high courts across different geopolitical zones cannot be wrong; GTB stole from Innoson.

Are you surprise? Any sane mind knows banks are legitimate fronts for legalise armed robbery. I tell bro, if not for "I told you so", i'll be keeping my cash inside my house.