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hbabe:
lol
Na Nairaland Nigeria Limited, Nairaland Plc, Nairaland Enterprises, Nairaland & Co Ltd or Nairaland & Sons Ltd!!!!!!
Anyway, I am offering free legal services for registration.

Na you be brand manager?

Titto:
No, I be experienced candidate then.

Champion

madlady:
^^^^ R U 50 EH EH EH, my Dad's dead and my Mum's very beautiful

Ok, well well, hmmmm, another thing I could talk about but

So you want me to go after your mother Chei.
But 50 +30 will be equal to 80. golden age in one house

By the way say what you wanna say. Even at 80 I will still be able to get it up. I know that's your point after all Mandela said that life starts at 80

madlady:
Not the gag honey but my joke with you early (u know I hate to offend)

I am 30 so I think that range fits me, younger guys seem to think I should act like Methuselah (not that I known any in the biblical sense )

OK Forget about the offense, i guess I misunderstood you. Just be yourself OK.
Lol @ their thinking . Everyone will hit that number eventually. What about someone 50ish like me ?

[size=4pt]Going away laters[/size]

madlady:
What age gap honey, notice I am being very careful with you

You are stressing 35ishness . May be I should have used age range.

And I will prefer you feel free. Just remember you gagged yourself

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=409038.msg5703339#msg5703339 date=1268743961]leave me alone jor [/quote]lol

What? ^

madlady:
Me bad, sowwwy forgive me (4real). You can normally get me more than anyone.

You were forgiven before you asked hun no bad blood

Were you also a virgin when u met him ?

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=409038.msg5703262#msg5703262 date=1268743172]wat's d meaning of that, u playing hard to get or wat [/quote]Do you wanna get me?

Druss:
aqabai - no wahala , it is normal. I used to yab people that had it and fat people too , na everything wey I yab na im I come get. CHEI!! Pride goeth before a fall!! TRUE!!

I never yabbed anyone with it sha. i no wan get am o.

madlady:
You should know my jokes by now

Never seen you joke like this hun but it is all good
[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=413255.msg5703219#msg5703219 date=1268742592]leave m alone jor! sebi it's my mouth and i can do anything i like wit it  [/quote]OK go ahead

madlady:
A THOUSAND HOT AND PAINFUL DEATHS TO U 

Wow! that was meant to be a question in the first place and a joke. My bad though, I did not put a ?

Such a venom hun. Na wa o

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=409038.msg5703105#msg5703105 date=1268741591]i dnt jor! u dnt wanna tell me

Mine wat's dat [/quote]I will tell u some day. Ok?

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=413255.msg5703091#msg5703091 date=1268741452]shu!!! I reject it back to u in Jesu name [/quote]Then stop doing your mouth like that.

And why must u be looking for 35ish? You have a fetish with age gap?

You already know or don't you?

Druss:
Hmm I actually have the man bosoms problem. It would be better if people could appreciate what causes it. Some say it is fat. No it is not - It is an imbalance of male and female hormones during puberty. Yes fat makes it bigger and so does time.

How did I feel? Embarassed at first and even now I cant do all the fun things I used to love to do - wear a simple T-shirt, go swimming with my gal and running around topless on the beach. Got used to the comments so they dont faze now. But yeah they are not a fun thing to have.

I hope my comments were not offensive. Apologies!

madlady:
You give very good answers.

You give bad ones

mecussey:
I don't understand what you mean by wearing bra; there is no size of bra for that small thing. I am not that comfortable undressing in the public but it's common; and it does not mean anything to guys anymore, I do UnCloth in the public. If you what you meant by "manboob" is like a female bosom, sorry I don't know about that one

Thanks for you answer. I did not know yours is small. In my opening post, i said some can fit well in 36B bra and you know that is small for girls but big for guys.

What did u think we were competiting on when you said yes?

Yea you saw the question mark.

May be you were not sure to survive a competition with me.

madlady:
Nah, he may have more issues than I.

Ok I will settle for a guy who never watches indecency, does not look at other girls and only ever had 3 past s-x partners.

That should give me millions of choices in the over 35ish section.

Still not easy to come by but possible. You have to go into the Church though.
You will still have to search hard in the church.

Will you srurvive?

^ competition?

madlady:
, Well I can dream, or are you saying I may go to the grave looking for my dream guy

May be a monk who ran away from the monastery could do.

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=409038.msg5702701#msg5702701 date=1268738037]and wat's dat on your profile too [/quote]Black mermaid!

madlady:
No I didn't go into details. That's the type of guy I want, do you think I will find one, say about 35 ish?

A 35ish person who have never scored in between the posts?

What is that on your profile?

madlady:
@Poster it would be wonderful, at least he would not expect me to swing from a chandelier like a performing monkey

You are breaking your restriction.

That's better

[quote author=Abbey_city link=topic=409038.msg5702345#msg5702345 date=1268734628]Y [/quote] because i did not wanna do it.

And watch it , you may get wrinkles from frowning