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madlady:
^
^^ I am dying

Abeg no die oo. No money for burial

^ you must be rolling on the ground

ayettymama:
kmt

so gay men dont have dicks??

or they dont produce semen??

They have all that but they will not touch you with electric pole even if you are a mermaid except they are pretenders.

And for your info, I am straight like ruler.

ayettymama:
because of people like poster i refuse to get unclothed in public dressin rooms!!

im sure poster is a lil bit gay!

You can find that out by locking both of us for 2 days in house and we check the result after 9 months.

;d ;d

Explain

madlady:

madlady:
Hope you are good and fresh after your break


[b]You know a person can be not good to one person and another will find them great, if you click you can make it wor[/b]k.

Can you explain further?

Wow Kano Pillars na de koko. The players were really mobile and creative.

A genius is a product of hardwork and determination but your IQ must be above average.

One of the guys that decoded the gene sequence was not one those you look up to answer a tricky question in his university days neither was he best performer. He did not even graduate with first class.

My classmate would say, 'let me re- re- re- re- reconfirm' referring to many times he has read his lecture note and a particular topic before exam. He hardly scored below 70.

debosky:
Frustration.  

Thanks for the info

nateevs:
You just want me to quote your post and reply. . .
Alright here I am . . . Say what you have to say.

Good revenge for Jose.

Why Terry de push Mikel? Na him be Eto?

Andre Uweh:
Biko nu, UmuIgbo nile nyenu di otu egwu bolu CHELSEA nkwado (support) ka ha merie na ubochi taa.
Biko unu marakwa na Chelsea nwere Mikelu Obi, Mikelu Emenalu na otutu Umuigbo no na ya wu otu.

Akuko na ewgu.
Achoro m I ma.

Gunners 1876

Have you seen one before?

madlady:
Yes she nah easy at all, but she does not curse or anything like that, just nothing pass her.

Yes he's a Nigerian Yoruba, same as my sis-in-law.

lol
That explains all the bowing. It is cultural.

madlady:
Bednastics OK, hmmm eh eh.

Is that a NO?

hbabe:
Really? I thought the bigger the better!
And my target is to get as big as she is.

@Madlady
How are you?

Not when it can suffocate me. Though I think her na blow blow sha.

madlady:
What is monkey expedition
You keep adding to your post. He bowed as a sign of respect to my Mum, she thought he was trying to hide how short he was

OMG your mama get bad mouth. BTW is he nigerian? I know a tribe in Nigeria is known for bowing.

Monkey expedition can also be called bednastics.

Cosy is too big.

chic2pimp:
Lai Lai for where?
Bigger than TopBoobs own ke?
IMPOSSICANT!!!!!

I wanted an answer man and that was a stressless way to get one

madlady:
You really make me laugh, hmm not really, best friend every,at the time, but that missing thing

What was missing? monkey expedition?

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=413255.msg5706098#msg5706098 date=1268764855]

I guess some girls fancy manboob, i certainly dont [/quote]Lol nailed. I have not seen a girl who liked it here yet.

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=413255.msg5706069#msg5706069 date=1268764534]Wrong!!! [/quote]Off course i did not expect you to accept that ina public forum. Anyway it is not less than that. It can only be 32DD and not more

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=413255.msg5706069#msg5706069 date=1268764534]Suck? pls dont make me gag [/quote]Did you not see my friend who said it feels good above?

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=413255.msg5706053#msg5706053 date=1268764355]Lmao . , .not quite [/quote]I know yours is 32 C

was his own 36B or bigger?
Did you manage to have a suck?

madlady:
^^ C your mouth, get a megaphone nah   a little younger.

      He was short my Mother ask why did he keep bowing I am not telling u the rest, you said you would not talk s e x ,

Was that why u fired him? And what do u mean by him always bowing? H e probably likes peeping.
And as per not talking s e x, em, you the direction of the wind can change at time You can gist me

[quote author=TOPE2000! link=topic=413255.msg5706036#msg5706036 date=1268764118]Manboob
i have seen it before n it is so not attractive [/quote] was it bigger than yours?

hmmm you must have a very good memory.

So kind of you.

He was about 50 years? hmmm was he good in the  sack? And was your mother eyeing him? since u were recommending me for your mother

hbabe:
You!

hmmm I can't remember using this one in the last few years!

madlady:
My ex was near age. That age group can be wonderful, they have lived and they have nothing to prove so are very easy going, and the do not expect a girl to be a x indecency star


@Poster I would LOVE to marry a virgin man.

Near what age?

hbabe:
No! I am the Lawyer! Barrister Ikpe-ama of NL!

Lol who even taught you all these juicy Igbo jokes?