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Where is your compound, Akwa Ibom or Calabar?

gaby:
This is evil.

Anything wey the woman she make she take.

A man as destroyed as this with no self-control can wreck havoc.

Abi the woman pack all her family members with her for the UK?

At some point, some people just say "eff it" and go on a murder-suicide spree.

This is evil.

I have one very close to me who's wife is messing around and is frustrated that the man is still keeping calm even with all her misbehaviors. She doesn't even hide it anymore.

Brother gentle dey swallow sheet because of him 4 properties.

The guy sabi.

Odewaleadesoye:


DAILY POST

Are you from Akwa Ibom? Akwa Ibom Ayaya

Jennyclay:
Yen yen yen!! Indeed you’re really stupid!! .

So women should keep tolerating and enduring physical abuse and rape in their marriage .

The men we have today in Nigeria are rapist and murderers!

Did he say that?

Kalatium:

Remembering it was just funny.

Honestly but it is part of who we have become. I was smiling reading through.

Kalatium:
Gone are the days when boys were real boys as I look back in nostalgia.

Below were rules of football when we were kids, damn it was fun

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.

2.The owner of the ball decides who plays .

3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban.

4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game.

5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over.

6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues.

7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score.

9.No offsides.

10.There is no referee.

11.There is fault only if the fault is serious .

12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.

13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.

14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.

15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.

16.There is always a house where if the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

17. To distinguish the teams, one of the teams take off their shirts .

18.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.

Africa is our home. Childhood was fun.

You're a legend

DCmaverick:
I've been going to church year after year, month after month, week after week and day after day but it seems all the prophetic declerations and AMENS i've been shouting is nt working. What is wrong lord? Where am i getting it wrong?
what must i do?

Give me an example of what you prayed for that has not been answered?
Matt 9:28

Nigeriagood:
fanses?
Someone cannot support club in peace, insult will always eat up your mind hegoat

😁😋🤣

TimeMachine2:
When we told awon omales amongst us that Peter Gringory Obi is an ipob project they will shout iro ni, I hope this fool also voted for Obi.

This is the main purpose of this video

Great100000:
Crystal Palace 3

Vs

Arsenal 1

Let me guess' you're a man u fan? In fact you're a Man u fanses

BoldBrainz:
...foment trouble.

Not "ferment" trouble.

What are they fermenting trouble for? Them wan take am distill alcohol?

Well you can also ferment trouble to produce alcoholic trouble.
That's renewed shege banza

Is he one of Tinubu’s Bishop?

Sonnetoshodi:
Hello everyone.

I've been celibate for 10 months. Till I had sex couple days ago.

Before that time, I saw my self as God's favorite.

But now I just feel like God and I had a quarrel.
It hurts so bad, cause it's now like I don't know how to go to him.

A week now I've not said my night or morning prayers.

Has God left me? Can we still be close?
Have I don't something unpardonable.

If you refuse to go back, it means you believe your salvation is the work of your own holiness. We rely on Christ's while we strive to become like him. What God wants is that you realize you have sinned, repent of it and work against doing it again. The guilt has been carried away by Jesus. The death sentence has been taken care of by Jesus. God is working to bring you to the statue of Christ and he is aware that you will stumble but because he holds you by his hand, you will not fall. Psalms 37:23-24

You just stumbled. You haven't fallen. Continue with your walk with God.

S22 ultra

Serendipity2023:
Is there any scientific reason why I have diarrhoea ("purging" each time I eat Nkwobi, Isi ewu or Abacha?

Is it the potash or pepper?

May be your react to okanwa which they use in almost all the three. Potash

DenreleDave:
You were on an express way and you are faced with this..

What would you do?

Me: I don't know how to drive but i think as a professional driver, one should take on the one at the best because it gives you more space to speed and overcome it...

What about you? As a man and not. A coward, which of the truck will you take on?

Had this experience abruptly, at close range, more than twice. My saving grace each time was that the roads had shoulders.

In one situation, there was a woman pushing a barrow and a heap of chippings on the shoulder. Not a good experience if God has derserted you.

gvibes:
All dis new generation won't know dat

Don't mind them
He failed to prove me wrong.

Emperormartin:
Wow! Fuel is selling at 140.

Pls I want to go back to Dec 2015

😁😁

Take and work hard on it

HanisahZuwy:
You do the exact same thing? I mean does your work also involve collecting samples from the vagina/privates.





You people that work in the medical field are really really trying. It's not easy at all. People in the medical field, security personnel, and teachers ought to be paid the highest amount of salary, in my opinion. They are really trying. It's not easy at all.

No, not my job but I know about it.

HanisahZuwy:
It seems you work in a hospital or you're in the medical field.

yea

She collected a high vaginal swab I think and she probably noticed that your Os (the opening of your cervix) is still in tact. Which means you may have not obtained a D&C.

Or your hymen is still in place which we all know what it means.

radiolover:
I have sent possibly more than 80 applications and fortunately, I got called by a few.

I have exhausted scarce resources to attend interviews, editing and re-editing resumes to fit a certain role and position, cost of transportation, I don't want to even mention having to trek a long distance sometimes due to lack of fund to pay Tfare. I mean someone is broke and hungry and trying his best to land a job but he's rather receiving rejection mails. What is this?

On Monday, I received a rejection mail from automobile company where I applied for a marketing role. On Tuesday, I received another one from a production factory.

Now I just returned from another job hunting only to open my mail and saw another rejection mail. This very one pain me most because I had high hope on it and i have spent so much on it too. During the second stage of the interview, I can remember how I waited from 8am till 5pm just to see 'Oga', and after seeing him, I began to walk my way home and got home late. I know i'm sounding sentimental here but it's so annoying that i went through all that 'ontop empty belle' and at the end, I wasnt offered the job.

Very very painful and morale killing.

I feel so bad right now.

Feels like the world has crashed.

Feels like everything has finished.

Feels like everything has ended.

Feels like more hunger for me ahead ahead.

Who has faced this before?

How did you comfort yourself?

"We regret" letters often come before "we are happy to inform you" letters. Only a few people side step the regret letter. Getting 3 in a week means you are doing something right. Hang in there. Keep applying. I will review your CV free of charge and help you with cover letter if you didn't go for interview for any of the 3 cases.
Chin up!

They should come together too against the terrorists occupying their land

duro4chang:
You don start o. Dey your dey make I dey my dey o. Today na sunday o. I just dey come from church o. No make me vex o.

Target here is the judges. Be well informed

A prospective future president. He is on the right path.

Typical of a drugLord. Always anticipating attack from rival gangs.

Dialpad:
This is a good move, I know many are waiting to hear news of when we can start spending dollars on our naira cards.

How can one have millions in a naira account but can't spend when you travel out, some lunatic tells me I can only spend $100 monthly.

If you are waiting to spend dollars on your naira card, click the like button.... lol

The last time I did that was in 2014 at Guimaeres. It saved my neck because I went feasting on the drinks and snacks in the mini bar not knowing they were for sale..

Helpfromabove1:
This one no get Hilda baci kind of yash

And she never enter the olosho business

No sponsor and hipping like Hilda baci , dammie go do breast and button surgery first

That’s Hilda secret

It took Hilda 5 years to prepare. She spent those 5 years looking for sponsors. Nyash and breast no dey bring sponsors otherwise she for no spend 5 years to dey look for sponsors.

Whoever wrote this is trying very much to make Buhari look good with half truths and outright lies.

You compared parallel market exchange rate under Jonathan to official exchange rate under Buhari. How smart?

You stated that growth rate remained at 2.31% under Buhari ignoring the years of recession.

I just read the Jonathan portion and I felt someone wants to rewrite history deliberately.

9jatriot:
wow wow... just wow.
This changes the context entirely.

The previous news was really worrying. But some folks have already gone away with that message, this one will probably not spread as fast and as wide as the other.

You really think this is cool?

"For the sake of Islam"?