₦airaland Forum

Jackanda1:
The thing pain me wella. I intend to resign soon.

It more painful, cos someone in the management who picked a liking for me when i applied to work there was eyeing me when i mentioned the amount.

Don't try it.

Do that job and do it well. They will raise you right. Have they paid you yet?

They know that you will get to know how much others are paid and will place you right now or in the near future.

Show them what you got 💯.

Debater:
Source: https://punchng.com/breaking-tinubu-clears-n12bn-outstanding-payment-owed-super-eagles-others/

Tinubu cleared it with his money ?

BItt:
It's a funny place. The noise gives me headaches
I have only been there once

Nairaland VAR

Oga I no finish but I feel you want to marry big nyash or big breast or pretty face or a combination of all of three.

You know the truth and that's why you're here. Pity your ancestors. That girl no rate you at all.

Where was it stated that those people are Nigerians?

Goldenchyke:
A Muslim friend was very sick and I went to visit him. His situation was bad that he was rejected in hospital.

As a Christian who believe in the efficacy of prayer,I felt I should pray for him, but first of all I sought the permission of
the members of his family, and they gave me the go ahead, and I prayed .

When he recovered after some weeks, he came, thanking me for praying for him.

LESSON
Always seek people's consent before offering your prayers or even help . Unsolicited assistance can backfire.

This is the only mistake she made knowing the country she is in.

She lost nothing anyway. It is temporary!

Somebody should tell this bro that he is single

Righteousness2:
That is How crazy and evil the world has become.

Lawlessness Everywhere.
The Spirit of the antichrist has taken full residency in many people that at the sight or sound of a Hearing about JESUS Christ, they get so upset.

If the world is so lawless as this, then you begin to imagine what it will be like after the RAPTURE of the Bride of Christ.

In a bid to Save their soul from Hell Fire, they helped to send him quickly to Heaven.

If you are saved and washed in the blood of JESUS Christ, to live is CHRIST. TO Die is Gain.

Bro, if they had a gun over 2000 years ago, they would have shut Christ.

chiiraq802:
Mbeke feeling Funkys!!!!

Mgbeke

He will kill the principal if his son was among these students?

https://m.youtube.com/shorts/almzPuk4wFE

I snap any beautiful food I get especially new ones.
Get to a new restaurant and I get a beautiful designed new stuff, I pull out my phone. I hunt for new dishes. I ask the chef to recommend. If I like it, i picture it.

I am a man. I live my life. I don't necessarily post on social media though but I can post if I feel like.

It is ok if you think it is crude or petty. Where did we gather to agree on what is crude or petty?

turmacs:
If i was the leader of Israel, i wound make sure every living thing is that alwuakubar region of Palestine is killed. You say your God is the most powerful but he can't fight for your freedom. Pastor wey dey give him members rosary and holy water to put inside motor when they are traveling, that same pastor dey travel with bullet proof cars and armed guards when the Jesus they claim to be following in his footsteps never for one day travel with security..

Honestly, i don't know between Islam and that other one which one has the most stupid followers/believers.

I am one of the stupid followers of the other one. I know you will give anything to have what I have if you can understand. May the other one enlighten your mind.

jesusjnr2020:
Sexuality: No Matter How You Color Them, Only One Set Would Fit

Matthew 19:4-6 (KJV)

And he answered and said unto them, Have ye not read, that he which made them at the beginning made them male and female,
And said, For this cause shall a man leave father and mother, and shall cleave to his wife: and they twain shall be one flesh?
Wherefore they are no more twain, but one flesh. What therefore God hath joined together, let not man put asunder.

If God, the Creator, joined male and female together in the beginning, no matter what the devil or men try to do to alter that divinely orchestrated pattern, they will never succeed.

Only one set would fit.

The male + female that God ordained it to be in the beginning.

God bless.

Thank you

cococandy:
The fact that you found it so funny

Very disrespectful. How big is his tommy? Was he still looking like he was before he got married?

Omuuvwie:
It's see finish, no matter the bond between the two of you at one point or the other you get tired of her.

Love does not get tired. It is a decision

fadilaMaikiriki:
Whenever I take milk, I tend to fart uncontrollably, like non-stop farting. Imagine you being with someone and the person is farting every three or five minutes. Honestly, this can be so annoying for the fartee and embarrassing for the farter.

The farts is the type that make the "ssshhhhhhhhhhh" sound. And sometimes the fart becomes noisy or vibrates.

Please, what can I do to remedy this? What can I do to stop the fart? It happens whenever I take milk. I take pap alot( infact I prefer pap to tea), and I take the pap with milk because I don't use sugar. Please, is there any alternative? Maybe a better milk that I can use for the pap.

Please, is there any one here who has/is experiencing this?

Or is it because of that particular company's product (milk)?

Has anyone here experienced this?

I would really appreciate your inputs, suggestions/opinions.

Thanks.

Do you like pets? You may wish to adopt this dog.😋😁

NwaNimo1:
If you believe this you have 'Colo Mentality'

https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/e7c9062a-8179-47e7-9e7e-5370e938f1b1_21.gif

Emancipate your mind and free yourself from mental bondage!

I know I am not normal according to the worlds double standard. On the intellectual level, If you can believe and reference Plato and Socrates who lived long before Christ, why do you doubt the facts about Jesus? It doesn’t suit or it is a sign of being woke?

Well I believed and now I know in my colo mental world where Christ lives that I am happy and I have peace which you can never ever have outside of Christ. I am calm and human. I am a god and I am supported and assured.

Spaxon:
why are you like this na

Sincere question Sis. Forgive me😁

Where is your compound, Akwa Ibom or Calabar?

gaby:
This is evil.

Anything wey the woman she make she take.

A man as destroyed as this with no self-control can wreck havoc.

Abi the woman pack all her family members with her for the UK?

At some point, some people just say "eff it" and go on a murder-suicide spree.

This is evil.

I have one very close to me who's wife is messing around and is frustrated that the man is still keeping calm even with all her misbehaviors. She doesn't even hide it anymore.

Brother gentle dey swallow sheet because of him 4 properties.

The guy sabi.

Odewaleadesoye:


DAILY POST

Are you from Akwa Ibom? Akwa Ibom Ayaya

Jennyclay:
Yen yen yen!! Indeed you’re really stupid!! .

So women should keep tolerating and enduring physical abuse and rape in their marriage .

The men we have today in Nigeria are rapist and murderers!

Did he say that?

Kalatium:

Remembering it was just funny.

Honestly but it is part of who we have become. I was smiling reading through.

Kalatium:
Gone are the days when boys were real boys as I look back in nostalgia.

Below were rules of football when we were kids, damn it was fun

1. The fat kid was always the goalkeeper.

2.The owner of the ball decides who plays .

3. If you didn't participate in repairing the ball you were given a match ban.

4. The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the trees or bush when it got stuck, under the car or tunnel to play in the next game.

5. When the owner of the ball got annoyed, game over.

6. When you hit your toes against a stone and you notice blood, you quickly cover the area of injury with sand as a form of first aid and play continues.

7. You can't dribble the owner too much, this may lead him to stop the game by taking away his ball.

8. No matter how many goals you scored, the winner would be determined by the last team to score.

9.No offsides.

10.There is no referee.

11.There is fault only if the fault is serious .

12.The 2 best players can not play in the same team so everyone chooses their players.

13.If you are chosen last it is a humiliation and you will remain in defense.

14.If there is a penalty the goalkeeper is replaced by the best player of the team.

15.The best player on the field is always in the same team as the owner of the ball.

16.There is always a house where if the ball fell there, we knew that the game was over. so be careful !!

17. To distinguish the teams, one of the teams take off their shirts .

18.Game over when its dark and we can barley see the ball, we all disperse in groups teasing one another until we get home to face another punishment from our parents.

Africa is our home. Childhood was fun.

You're a legend

DCmaverick:
I've been going to church year after year, month after month, week after week and day after day but it seems all the prophetic declerations and AMENS i've been shouting is nt working. What is wrong lord? Where am i getting it wrong?
what must i do?

Give me an example of what you prayed for that has not been answered?
Matt 9:28

Nigeriagood:
fanses?
Someone cannot support club in peace, insult will always eat up your mind hegoat

😁😋🤣

TimeMachine2:
When we told awon omales amongst us that Peter Gringory Obi is an ipob project they will shout iro ni, I hope this fool also voted for Obi.

This is the main purpose of this video

Great100000:
Crystal Palace 3

Vs

Arsenal 1

Let me guess' you're a man u fan? In fact you're a Man u fanses

BoldBrainz:
...foment trouble.

Not "ferment" trouble.

What are they fermenting trouble for? Them wan take am distill alcohol?

Well you can also ferment trouble to produce alcoholic trouble.
That's renewed shege banza

Is he one of Tinubu’s Bishop?

Sonnetoshodi:
Hello everyone.

I've been celibate for 10 months. Till I had sex couple days ago.

Before that time, I saw my self as God's favorite.

But now I just feel like God and I had a quarrel.
It hurts so bad, cause it's now like I don't know how to go to him.

A week now I've not said my night or morning prayers.

Has God left me? Can we still be close?
Have I don't something unpardonable.

If you refuse to go back, it means you believe your salvation is the work of your own holiness. We rely on Christ's while we strive to become like him. What God wants is that you realize you have sinned, repent of it and work against doing it again. The guilt has been carried away by Jesus. The death sentence has been taken care of by Jesus. God is working to bring you to the statue of Christ and he is aware that you will stumble but because he holds you by his hand, you will not fall. Psalms 37:23-24

You just stumbled. You haven't fallen. Continue with your walk with God.

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