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Romance / Re: If She Says Thank You After Knack, There's Fire. by AgbaPhilip(m): 9:02pm On Aug 29, 2023
AllenSpencer:
Gibberish!

Allen, I'd love more context to this..

If you must critize, shouldn't it be in the most ethical way.

Experiences are experiences regardless of what it.

Sharing them, teaching them is helping other people who have problems with what I onced faced.

You know how many folks have been safed by this?

You know how many family risk pertanity fraud if the husband didn't work on his sex life.

There's more to what many of you don't know.

And it's funny seeing many folks like this.

Very funny.
Romance / Re: If She Says Thank You After Knack, There's Fire. by AgbaPhilip(m): 8:58pm On Aug 29, 2023
adebayo987:
Fake rubbish post

I love it when folks engage in the most respectable way.

You don't have to agree and love what I discuss about, you coming to throw shade is below the belt..

How's it fake?

Why do you frown at sex? As if you fell from heaven..
Romance / Re: If She Says Thank You After Knack, There's Fire. by AgbaPhilip(m): 8:51pm On Aug 29, 2023
IconicR:
Date below 30 boys at your own peril
Will a matured man come to rant like this? No
All these on colos boys irritates me to my bone marrow
Kuku put pictures and videos so we will get the gist better.
Oniro oshi

Who's ranting?

Well, you probably don't understand and I'm not in anyway trying to let you.

Sex is one important element in life, just like food..

Don't work on it, you'll endager your relationship and marriage.

I'm not here to exchange words with you.

However, what you don't know is bigger than you.

Learn to observe for better understanding...
Romance / If She Says Thank You After Knack, There's Fire. by AgbaPhilip(m): 8:41pm On Aug 29, 2023
I did say this for a reason.

Because I remember some certain crazy experiences I've seen when it comes to knacking.

There's this lady from my past, we call her B..

She's a very beautiful dark damsel.

Firm front and my friend, the back wasn't left out.

But as a sharp guy then, I miss one thing.

The bedroom juice.

First sex, great, she loved it..

The next rounds of sex after that day, Omo I messed up big time without numbers..

In fact, this day I was on top trying to enter from back,

In my mind, I was legit thrusting, but this thing did not enter this lady.

Next minute every burst,

The first day I saw a lady cry because I couldn't satisfy her.

She was asking me questions, begging me to forgive and also asking if I'm punishing her for something..

She doesn't know the first time came in luckily..

Years passed down,

I worked thoroughly on my bedroom game.

In fact, I didn't use any supplements but just reorientation and a few exercises.

Omo I knack one lady after a few months of training..

This one legit told me "Thank You"

I brushed it, but that thing did something to my ego..

I felt confident and the next time I knack her again.

She begged me at some point that she can't continue because she's tired.

Since then, I never looked back..

How was your own experience?

Have you ever been criticized in the inner room by your ex?
Romance / Re: Has A Married Woman Ever Tried To Seduce You Before? Share Your Experience by AgbaPhilip(m): 3:38pm On Aug 26, 2023
4KNGOATS:

Shutda4cup your comments are trash a potential LovePeddler would be a LovePeddler forever no matter how you satisfy her.most ladies in this age are sluts..... fking sluts

Ok, thank you.
Romance / Re: Has A Married Woman Ever Tried To Seduce You Before? Share Your Experience by AgbaPhilip(m): 3:37pm On Aug 26, 2023
Ok, thank you.
Romance / Re: Has A Married Woman Ever Tried To Seduce You Before? Share Your Experience by AgbaPhilip(m): 1:24pm On Aug 25, 2023
Lol
Romance / Re: Things You Shouldn't Share With Your Partner No Matter What by AgbaPhilip(m): 8:47am On Aug 25, 2023
As a lady;

1) Don't say Abel slept with me few months before I started dating you.


2)Your body counts..

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Romance / Re: Has A Married Woman Ever Tried To Seduce You Before? Share Your Experience by AgbaPhilip(m): 8:30am On Aug 25, 2023
How about we flip the coin.

And ask the most important question.

Why would a married woman seduce you?

Isn't it interesting that there's a reason why this happens.

You see, they're different things that could push her into this.

Maybe her husband doesn't satisfy her well.

Maybe he is most times not always around her (she lacks attention)

Maybe she has fallen out of love for her.

But whatever it is.

It's a dangerous game to play..

Women mostly behaves as they feel, she'd sex you and blame you when everything burst.

However, if you're married.

Kindly pay attention to your wife.

A sex starved woman is a potential cheater (sooner or later)

An unsatisfied woman is a potential cheater (sooner or later)

This discussion looks like a no big deal until it hits home.

Cheating cuts men so deep that they can destroy the world because of that act.

Instead, safe yourself so your wife doesn't have to go out to satisfy herself because you can't.

And even if she does.

You'll know it out of foolishness of her own.

You'll know you did your best but she chose to do another thing.

Safe yourself men.

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Romance / Re: S1 Ep 5-6 (start With Women, End With Men) by AgbaPhilip(m): 1:40pm On Aug 24, 2023
S1 episode 6




Ehhh! Baba Agba, good afternoon sir.

My dear, how are you doing?

How’s your parent as well?

They’re all fine sir.

My regards to them and tell them they should come see me tommorow, both of them.

Hope no problem sir, she asked.

Yeee, is it that you are daft or senseless you this girl?

Where did you children even learn this boldness from?

Even what your father can’t say to me.

Nonsense..

Baba Agba, pls sir, I’m sorry.

Sorry for yourself, mtchwww.

He walked away in anger.

On the way he met a young boy of about 10 year old runing after him.

Baba! Baba Agba!! He was panting so fast that Baba Agba had to calm him down for a few seconds.

Toheeb, ki ni o n sele to se n sare bayi? (why are you running like this)

Baba Agba, I saw one man parked a car in front of your hut,

So, I decided to approach him since you weren’t in.

And I promised to help him call you if he could give me money.

Baba he gave me #500 naira.

Ehn, what did you say?

Ahhhh, these generation of children won’t kill me

See this one again,

So, he must pay you before you help him.

Yes sir, i want to buy biscuit like my friend.

Get out of my way joor!

It is not your fault.

Anyway, I’m on my way home already.

Since you’re faster, run back home and tell my guest I’m coming.

Also, wait for me to come.

Ok sir..

Toheeb took off like lightining, running back to do as Baba Agba has said, little did he know what
Baba Agba has in mind for him.

Haaa, sir, see he his back already.
Good afternoon Sir, he greeted Baba Agaba.

Afternoon my brother.

Ehn, ehn, were you the one that gave this boy #500?

Yes sir.

He said he know where you were and I decided to compensate him,

Sorry sir, is the money I gave him small?

Yes, Baba Agba answered. Toheeb was shocked and happy at the same time.

The man reached into his pocket and brought out 5 pieces of 1,000 notes.

I think this should do.

The man was about to handover the notes to Toheeb when Baba Agba
interefered.

Would you stop this nonsense man.

No wonder you asked to see me.

If this is how you behave, you’ll probably find it hard leading a relationship talkless of getting a
good woman.

You think everything is money?

Look at this young boy, someone you were supposed to discipline for saying such nonsense to you in the first place.

You’re a man..

This is your world, if you tolerate and enable stupidity.

You will find your world crumbling and you’ll end up blaming those who crumble it forgetting you are an enabler yourself.

Now, i’m angry already.

Why do you want to see me?

Ehn Ehn, Toheeb return that money and go kneel down and raise your hands inside my hut.

Baba said angrily.

Baba draw a bench closer, sat on it while pointing to a white plastic chair beside his guest so he could sit in it.

Sit, my guest.

Why have you come here? Baba Agba asked.

First of all, I am sorry sir. The guest said..

I now see my wrong in what I did.

Same time, by just correting me, you have touch an aspect of my life that I haven’t even mention.

Those who said I should come over to your place are correct, Baba you are full of wisdom.

Thank you. Baba Agba said.

Baba, I have an issue with women..

This is my story

I started dating at the age of 20 few years after my secondary school.

This my girlfriend Bimpe was 18 as at then.

And in the process of trying to process my admission into a university, my father died.

My going to school became a burden for my mum, even those who promised to help me never showed up.

So, I forgo my ambition in school and entered the street to hustle.

Mind you, my girlfriend was learning a trade as at when I met her.

And we dated for 5 years. She was 23 and I, 25 years old.

It was at that point she started asking me indirectly about marriage because her mum told her that she should start getting ready and at least by 25 she should be married.

Now, I had this little poultry business and it was going well, I live in a rented apartment of my own.

I was doing a bit fine to the best of my knowledge then.

But, I wasn’t ready to get married becuase I was not very rich then,

I needed to make it big to afford the flamboyant lifestyle I want for my family.

So, after too much pressure from her, in fact, her mom sent for me.

My family advised me if I
love her I should start small.

But I refused.

Along the line I broke up with my girl, later on, she got married.

Even after marriage she nursed
my hurt for a few years (that was what my sister told me).

Becuase after I broke up, I relocated so to face my hustle.

But today sir, I am doing very well.

I am 30 years old, and over the past years every lady I dated somehow cheated on me or they are for my money.

In fact, the last girl used all of the money she has been collecting to finance her ex business, even when I got a clue, I was too weak to do anything.


Baba they got married 4 months ago.

My father’s brother said he doesn’t have any advice for me that I am a grown man.

My friends have hooked me with so many ladies, they all chop me and run.

In fact, I’ve been with over 30 ladies in the past 5 years.

But I can boast of even having sex with only one and it was my lucky day.

In fact, I was the one who disvirgined her.

At this point, Baba Agba shook his head and whisper softly, “a real man indeed”

The guest continued;

I don’t know if it is my ex that caused this or why all this are happening to me.

Even with my money, I force myself on ladies.

What is the way out, he asked curiosly..

Baba Agba had listen intentively and it was turn for him to speak.

My friend, I know what it is you are facing, however, I will ask some questions to futher know what advice to give you.

But first, you caused this on yourself..

In a surprised tone, the guest asked curiously.

How sir?


End,
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Romance / S1 Ep 5-6 (start With Women, End With Men) by AgbaPhilip(m): 1:37pm On Aug 24, 2023
S1 episode 5



Haaa! Our baby of the house oo.

Baba is calling your phone jare.

Ohhh Gawd,

Why is my baba always disturbing me now, don’t he understand I’m a grown up adult now, beside I’m in the polytechnic.

At least, it’s still similar to university.

She exclaimed!

The phone ringing for the 5th time in a roll, if at this point she doesn’t pick, you shouldn’t be surprised baba would find his way to Oke oluwo.

I didn’t tell you, it will only cost baba #200 from his place to here.

So she has to take this 5th call, or else.

Hello, ba..ba..mi

Her friends were laughing behind as she made the greetings, it’s funny to them how this girl keeps behaving like a village girl even tho she’s in college.

But how do you expect her to behave?

Well, they’re at Moshood Abiola Polytechnic, Ojere, Abeokuta in Ogun State.

Baba has chosen this school himself even tho Joke and her mum never supported the motion.

According to Joke, Baba is so protective, he watches me even more than my guardian Angel.

Ehn Ehn, omo mi.

Where did you put your phone?

I’ve been calling you for a while now.

Baba mi, sorry about that.

I’m at class then and I can’t take your calls.

My phone may be seized or I may be sent out of the class by the lecturer.

Adejoke, I’m also a bit educated too, you could easily step out to take my calls without disturbing the class and no lecturer should have a problem with that, it’s no secondary school.

Baba mi, this is different, you see, this lecturer is one hell of a Devil incarnate himself.

He cannot be predicted and I also don’t want to be in his bad book.
It’s okay my dear,

I just wanted to call you and know how you are fairing.

Awon ore e nko? (how about your friends)

They are here sir,

Let me speak with one of them,

From behind her they were gesture of rejection, none of her three friends want to speak to her father, except for the fourth lady, she just stepped in.

Faith, baba mi is on the line oo..

Ehhh!!

My Daddy ooo, Haaaa I have missed you so much oo.

My dear Faithia, how are you doing?

My Daddy, Faith is my name not Fathia.

I know my dear, I was just pulling your legs, there’s this young girl here who bear fathia.

No wonder Sir, how is mummy and everyone my daddy.

They’re all fine jare.

Faith, make sure your friends and yourself read and face your studies.

It’s ok to move with boys once a while, but that’s not your priority now.

Have good grades, at least that’s the primary thing I tell Joke.

My Daddy, I always tell Joke that you are a blessing, thank you for everything you do for all five of us.

The gifts and advices, most especially that advice.

Sometimes, when I’m home at Abuja, and when I’m in talks with my father.

He usually ask who taught me all of these things because they are deep wisdom.

I will just say it is my Daddy..

My father is jealous oo.

Hahaha my dear, he shouldn’t be. Advice is freely given.

Ehn Ehn, My Daddy, My Daddy..
Good evening sir..

Fathia, I understand you my dear.
I will send something to everyone of you.

Joke will deliver my message to you.

The four friends behind them chorused;

“Daddy and us too ooo”

Oluwa ooo! I thought Joke said you all weren’t in.

Gbemi answered, no sir, we are just coming in and we overheard this one, it is money..

You children will not kill me oo.

It’s okay no problem.

Take care of yourselves. He hanged up the phone.

Faith what is your own self, Gbemi interrupted.

Yen yen yen yen..

Don’t you have your own father?

Everytime you’re always taking the front roll with Joke.

You people should leave her, Joke said.

Baba mi loves her very much, I guess she’s more cool headed than you all.

You must be stupid for that talk, Bukky said.

So, we are hot headed, I don’t blame you, if not for the book that joined us together.

What Will I be doing with you?

She o ti n bi nu ni yen (are you angry?)

Maybe you should jump inside the river then, Joke concluded.

Are you mad Joke..

It’s okay, Faith interrupted.

Leave them alone let them fight, Gbemi said.

No be our fault say your papa dan die na Gbemi.

You’re so stupid Gbemi..

Everyone became shocked!

Gbemi crying, hahaha hahaha.

Faith is insulting the dead..

Hahaha! You’re making me to remember this bad thing..

So sorry my friend I didn’t mean it that way, faith said.

I apologise pls.

Someone’s at the door knocking..

Ko ko ko

Pls, check who’s that, if it is Kunle, babes I’m not at home..

I will tell him you’ve been expecting him, Joke.

I’m coming oo, who’s there na?
Romance / Re: S1 Ep 3-4 Start With Women, End With Men by AgbaPhilip(m): 1:37pm On Aug 23, 2023
S1 episode 4

Start with Women, End With Men..



Ouch!! Ouch!!! Ouch!!!!

JK hit me harder!! Why now baby?

I’ve been waiting all my life for this moment..

The bed has been bouncing in the past 35 minutes as their clothes have been littered all over the floor..

Here on the left side of the door, exactly where the 6kg gas cooker is, on the bare floor a green
pant which obviously belongs to Bella.

You’d probably assume Bella has been waiting for this moment all her life.

But guess what?

She met JK prepared as he blew her above her expectations.

His rod was as mighty as the fist of herclueus, not too big and not too small as well.

But something about how he penetrates is what cannot be explained in words.

Mind Blowing you may say. Yes it is..

Oh Jesus! It’s coming so faasst!!!

Damn! JK has killed me!

Ha!! Shit!! Haaa!!!

Instantly a gush of fluid flowing right from Bella virgina, this isn’t urine but looks like.

And this made Jk curious.

His face became puzzled.

In shock and awe he looked up on Bella.

She shouted in excitement..

Damn! I just cummed..

Ohhh, urine? Asked JK.

No, baby this is how I cum..

I love you baby..

I love you so much John, you’re the best..

But baby, there’s something I want to discuss with you..

(Now, we move back to Aunty Stella, remember? Yes I know you do, she was about explaining something to padre, now, she’s about speaking)

Haa Padre.

I feel like our blessed lady of perpetual help has forsaken me, even tho I won’t stop saying my
rosary.

I have faith that he will lead me to the right husband at the right time.

I’m certain she will intercede on my behalf to his son Jesus Christ, and that he would help me solve this heartache..

Padre, I will be 45 in the next few months, but here look at me?

Look at Faith, she’s with 3 kids now, infact, I’m older than her.

But here I am..

And now,......(Padre interrupted her at this point)

My dear, I will like to cut you short here.

See, the Lord doesn’t do evil, and like you comparing yourself to your friends.

My dear, I will say it shouldn't be so.

See, I have been a priest at Our Lady of perpetual Help parish at Ketu.

So many people with your story, in fact, there's this woman, Jane.

She was 47 then when I started my work as a priest,

After my 3 years stay as a parish priest.

I could remember it was on one of our adoration she made a request to our Lord in silence.

Do you know a few weeks after that adoration, she came to my office wearing a smile.

Padre, the Lord has done it.

I have been engaged to the love of my life, well, it sounded refreshing and same time it wasn’t
new.

Because it is what we as Priests experience almost everyday of our lives, we’ve seen miracles of the Lord, we’ve seen the intervention of our Holy Mother,

We’ve seen the dead raised to life.

Even if you don’t know about one.

Look at Lazarus, a man who was dead for 3 days..

My dear, nothing is too small for God to do..

Forget about your past, it is all gone.

Look into the beautiful things Jesus has prepared for you.

You are the daughter of the most high.

Say your rosary and receive the body of Christ at the eucharist.

It’s all you need, don’t worry my dear.

I will also intercede on your behalf.

At this point,

Aunty Stella's eyes turned red and tears dripped off her soft cheek, as the tears rolled down, she shook her head in agreement to the advice of Padre.

It seems like he is the only one who understood all of her pains and for him to intercede on her behalf, she felt an atmosphere of peace within.

Padre, thank you so much, she appreciated him.

Ahn, Ahn, My dear, It’s the work of the Lord I am doing, pray for us that he gives us more strength to do more.

May the good Lord bless you. The Father, The Son and The Holy spirit.

Amen, Aunty Stella claimed in a joyous trembling voice.


End,

Light fades.
Romance / S1 Ep 3-4 Start With Women, End With Men by AgbaPhilip(m): 1:31pm On Aug 23, 2023
S1 episode 3



Mama Bisi ooo,

Add more bottles to these ones here.
Hahaha, customer are your friends coming over?

No, I’m the one drinking everything this night.

Ehhhh!

I know I’m the one selling these beers and I want to sell everything and make profit,

But just because I am selling them doesn’t mean I don’t know when to stop.

Don’t you think it’s getting too much customer?

Are you going to sell or question me like Adenike? (with lots of anger in his eyes)

Haba, customer I know I’m not in the best place to give you advice, but as a good man that you are, please take it easy on yourself oo.


You have drank 27 bottles and you’re on the 28th..

Really?

Yes ooo customer, didn’t you notice?

I didn’t know until you’re just telling me now.

You know what?

I will just go somewhere else so
you can have your beers to yourself and your family. Mtchwwww

Ehhh, mo ti gbe nu so un (I’ve shut my mouth)

I won’t say a word again..

Ehn ehn, your bill is #35,400

Ok, send deola to come fetch the money before I leave.

Alright sir.. Take care of yourself.

E be like this woman no dey hear word(mtchhw)

(He left the beer palour late at night around 11:00pm and
staggered home forgetting he parked his car at the beer palour, board a bike and went home)


Daddy Dave, where are you coming from again?

What does it look like?

I just asked you a question and I hope you to answer me in a plain and simple term.

Ehn Ehn, you’ve grown so many wings right.. (staggering with his head moving back and forth)

I married you and not the other way round.

You’ve grown so bold to stand and insult me at any slightest chance Adenike.

I thought I married the most courteous woman in the world, or so I thought..

It’s been over 10 years and I sometimes wish I never marry you.

Will you shut it this man!

Wait ooo (peep outside the window beside the door) where is the car?

What car Adenike?

The one in my head.

I said where is the car you this man..

Did you forget it somewhere…

Ohhh the car… ehn ehn ( he slumped right before her eyes and slept off).

Egbami ooo..

Where did this man park his car.

What a drunkard of a man.

I will show you in this house, stupid fool thaat doesn’t know he’s a father already.

I regret marrying this fool of a man.. Nonsense..


End

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Romance / Re: S1 Ep1 Start With Women, End With Men.. (romance, Betrayal, Love, Sex) by AgbaPhilip(m): 11:54am On Aug 22, 2023
Hello fellas, let me know when you all are ready for the next episodes...

You're about to read one of the most interesting, life teaching story on here.

You'll not only be entertained, however, many things on sex, romance, love, relationship are part of what will be opened to you in this story.

Stay tuned.

Wish you good luck.
Romance / Re: S1 Ep1 Start With Women, End With Men.. (romance, Betrayal, Love, Sex) by AgbaPhilip(m): 11:51am On Aug 22, 2023
Season 1, Episode 2.

Start With Women, End With Men..


“In the land of Abeokuta, Iyana Adigbe, seated one of the wisest man on earth, Baba Agba aka The Wise One…

Freely he gives advise to everyone who comes his way, young and old troop his old hut house, as he dishes rare wisdom from the depth of the ocean.

Many men fear him, even tho he his of a large heart. Baba Agba never tolerates any form of nonsense, but here is one and many things you’re about to learn from Baba Agba”


Baba Agba egbami!!

Oko mi ti le me ku ro ni ile oo (my husband has sent me packing out of the house)

Pls, Baba help me interfere in this
issue. .

Ahn ahn, madam. .

How do you expect me to interefere?

What did your husband said you did?

What did you do?

Ahh Baba Agba, mi o se nkan
nkan oo ( I did nothing) .

Ok then, Madam. .

There’s nothing for you to be here
then.

If you can’t be honest with me you
trust to help you.

How then do you want me to help
you.

Mtchhwww, these small women
like to stress me. .

Like I knew, most of these women
are not accountable for anything.

So, he just sent you packing
without offending him. .

Ko bo ti n se e jade ni enu ona mi
jare (get off my front yard) .

He immediately shut the door behind her as he entered back into his small broken wall hut …

Baba! Baba!! Baba!!Please help
me oo. .

We’re now in St Leo Catholic
Church, Abuja.

Hahaha. .

Aunty Stella, you’re in church on
a week day?

Didn’t you go to work today,

The Priest asked her curiously;

“ No Padre, I’m on off today and I
decided to come and clean the church and also pray to Our Lady of Perpetual Help.

This is so thoughful of you my dear Stella..

Had it been every other women think like you in this church..

Only you, in the Choir, YCW, Church warden and other society.

But what baffles me is that you’re consistent and not even missing a day from mettting even with
your busy schedules..


You work at Jeffery Bank Limited right?

Yes, Padre, how do you know?

My dear, never mind about that..

But I want to ask you..

Lately, you’ve been sad, is there anything you’ll like to share with me, Stella.

Yes, padre..

No, there’s nothing sir.

Why are you confused Stella, what’s yes and no?

Go ahead if you must share with me.

Padre, I’m tired with my life?

I’m I the only one..

Why is God testing me like this..

“Her white polo now drained in tears”
Go ahead Stella, Padre urges her…

You see Padre..

Here's my story.


End,

Light Fades.
Romance / S1 Ep1 Start With Women, End With Men.. (romance, Betrayal, Love, Sex) by AgbaPhilip(m): 11:46am On Aug 22, 2023
Season 1, episode 1.


John! Are you the one chatting me up she asked curiously?

Ahhn ahhn, Bella..

Who do you think is chatting you up?

No, I’m just so suprised you’re saying this now because we’ve been together all this while.


But, why didn’t you say this?

Hey Bella, younno, I was just waiting for the right time to say this.

I don’t want us to be just friends anymore..

Would love to take this whole thing to a new level Bella.

And I want it to be you..

But John, she interrupted;

I have a boyfriend, same time, is that you just want to chop and go like every other person?

Hmmmm..

JK, shey no be say you wan chop me clean mouth?

Hahahaha…

Why so scared? I’m giving you a chance to see what i’ve got in stock for you.

Only if you’ll not be blinded towards these things I’ve got for you..
Ok baby, she said..

I’ve heard you oo.

I’ll be at your place tonight, we’ll talk better.

Tell those short naughty girls, their mama has come to take her position..

Hahaha..

Bella! If Cynthia catch you ehn.. You go hear am..

Baby, wait, who’s Cynthia?

Lol, the next street girl with big ass.

God punish her big nyansh, something way na shit full am..

Look at my own na..

Natural soft buttocks,

No worry, tonight, you go feel am..
Can’t wait baby for tonight…

End

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Family / Re: Married Men, What Is Your Experience With Single Ladies? by AgbaPhilip(m): 6:01pm On Aug 12, 2023
Obviously, this is an interesting topic.

When it comes to married men and single ladies...

You'd agree with me that two things are involved.

For one, provision.

For two, pleasure.

Now, as it is with our current society, hardship and a whole lot of factors has helped shaped our views.

Single ladies would be comfortable flirting with married men and wouldn't mind been in a relationship.

Because her provisions need to be met.

And for some men, it's just pleasure,

So they find no harm in it.

Tired of their wives?

Well, not really..

Different factors bring this.

However, we can't rule out the fact that if provisions wouldn't be involved.

Most ladies wouldn't even consider this option.

Because in the end.

Everyone of us know what we're doing..
Health / Re: List Of 7 Countries With The Highest HIV Cases by AgbaPhilip(m): 5:50pm On Aug 12, 2023
Hmmm

Isn't this interesting?

But the stat here, I'd look up on it..
Health / Re: As A Man, Does Size Really Matter? by AgbaPhilip(m): 8:12pm On Aug 11, 2023
Yes, you're on point..

It's all about what you do with what you've got.

But the myth flying around is what we need to curb.

Because if not, many men mind will be messed up.
Health / Re: As A Man, Does Size Really Matter? by AgbaPhilip(m): 7:37pm On Aug 11, 2023
Hahaha,

I do understand.

If I should ask you.

Do you remember the Israelites?

Even in the land of Egypt, they multiplied even still.

So, it doesn't matter, the human biology wins.

We'd all function as we're supposed to and this included...

Lol...May God see us through in this country..
Health / As A Man, Does Size Really Matter? by AgbaPhilip(m): 7:10pm On Aug 11, 2023
Dear friend,

Isn't this an interesting topic to discuss?

I bet you, it is.

However, if I should go ahead and ask everyone.

Most especially, ladies.

Many would go on all days on how they admire it big and banging.

Same time, many of our men would dance to this same tune.

They'd all concur and say a very big YES...

Interesting, I have a different opinion.

I think it's a yes and a no.

Wait, I'd explain in full details why I said so.

But before then,

How about a small exercise?

I'd love to juggle your brain a bit to see if you still got some stories in there.

Ready?

Holla! Let's go.

However, please if you can't relate to this story,

I'd do a little explanation..

Now, do you remember the story of the master and the servants in the bible?

I mean the master who gave his servants coins and told them all to keep before he returns from his long journey..

Do you remember him giving out...

Five coins to one, three to another, and one to the last guy?

Sure you remember?

Now, so what happened?

Everyone multiplied theirs except the guy with one coin..

He did buried it because he never wanted to lose it..

Oppss I digressed.

Now, how does this story relate to size of a man's manhood?

Follow me...

Now, many ladies who probably want it so big are just talking..

Because when it comes down to business.

Many would run and become scared.

Why?

It's painful..

It's not enjoyable.

It's stressful..

It'd require over consciousness not to spoil the fun.

And lastly, she'd run..

See, it's not always about how big or small it is down there.

It all boils down to usage..

Because if we look at it.

Utmost satisfaction for both party is the goal.

And this isn't some Olympic medal game.

This is fun, pleasure and sweetness.

So, anything that'd ruin that isn't welcome..

That's why it really doesn't matter.

What matters now is that you begin to learn how to use yours...

Love it, adore it, sweet talk it.

It's all you've got.

Because if you think yours isn't big enough.

I bet you, you're likely to always fumble in bed.

Because overtime, your thought and mindset becomes the bedrock of satisfaction in bed.

It's psychology..

If your mind feels guilty, low self esteem, etc..

It'll always affect your bedroom game.

What matters?

How you use it.

So, from now..

Learn how to use yours to the best of your knowledge..

Anyway, they're lot of myth about satisfaction I'd be breaking overtime.

Watch out, because you're gonna be wow...

Sii Felice,

Agba Andrew.

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